BREAKING NEWS!! Bradford getting married today

[Rick Burlesons Yam Bag]

This is, by far, the most important QB-related news of the day.

Please post your well wishes to this great hero of the gridiron here.

 

[Smiling Joe Hesketh]

I hope he doesn't trip and hurt himself on the altar.

 

[DJnVa]

Maybe his new wife will throw the bouquet, the Eagles will realize she's got a better arm than Sam, and sign her on the spot.

 

[Rick Burlesons Yam Bag]

I hope he doesn't trip and hurt himself on the altar.

Don't be a jerk. Sam isn't the trippy one, that's Sanchez. Sam is the turnover machine who constantly gets injured.

 

[Rick Burlesons Yam Bag]

Maybe his new wife will throw the bouquet, the Eagles will realize she's got a better arm than Sam, and sign her on the spot.

This is not out of the realm of the possible.

 

[Mugsy's Jock]

Since you asked...

 

[DJnVa]

It's good to be a QB.

 

[Smiling Joe Hesketh]

Nice pads.

 

[Rick Burlesons Yam Bag]

I don't even know how to process that picture.

 

[The Big Red Kahuna]

I don't even know how to process that picture.

I'm fairly certain you know exactly what process to do with that picture...

 

[Smiling Joe Hesketh]

Sans les pantalons.

 

[kenneycb]

With your mom.

 

[CoRP]

Should we send an asparagus steamer?

 

[Rick Burlesons Yam Bag]

He may be getting one re-gifted from a close personal friend.

Ftr, have laughed out loud at pretty much every post in this thread. 2 percent of the posts for the day, 99.6 percent of the quality.

 

[JayMags71]

Maybe his new wife will throw the bouquet...

And Jordan Matthews will drop it.

 

[doc]

I don't even know how to process that picture.

I believe Mr Gleason has the proper response

 

[Marciano490]

Fella must not have any trouble gripping a football.

 

[BigSoxFan]

Married to crappy QB. Would not bang.

 

[dbn]

I guess one can never have enough trophies.

 

[LondonSox]

I have heard at the reception he was upset with the deal he agreed and was threatening to refuse to turn up to the honeymoon.

 

[Rick Burlesons Yam Bag]

In fairness to the guy, his wife did bring her next husband to the reception.

 

[LondonSox]

In fairness to the guy, his wife did bring her next husband to the reception.

He shouldn't have signed the short term marriage deal

 

[ShaneTrot]

She likes guys who under-achieve and don't make the playoffs, I think I have a shot with her.