CFB 2023 Bowls & Championships: The *best* gosh darn thread a television executive could ask for

Philip Jeff Frye

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I wonder what its like to watch your kid kick a 50 yard field goal in the Rose Bowl while the TV announcer is telling the millions of viewers that he has "a flat-line personality"?
 

DennyDoyle'sBoil

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Alabama looks so confused and not ready for prime time. Their offensive line can’t recognize the defensive alignment, they keep fighting the play clock, and now can’t even snap.
 

mauf

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Alabama looks so confused and not ready for prime time. Their offensive line can’t recognize the defensive alignment, they keep fighting the play clock, and now can’t even snap.
I can’t believe the center hasn’t been benched. The last one was on the QB, but most of them haven’t been.
 

Wings

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How do they decide which band plays during the game? Is it based on who has possession?
 

Ale Xander

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If the Bama backup quarterback Ty Simpson hadn’t entered the portal and then transferred to play lacrosse at Notre Dame (yes you read that correctly) maybe he would have entered by now.