CFB 2023 Week 9: A thread that has a generally doomed outlook when it comes to Texas football

Ale Xander · Oct 24, 2023

Kind of a lame week apart from those 2 top 3:30 games
And I guess Dook Louville
also
UVA@Miami 3:30, ACCN

canderson · Oct 24, 2023

Quinn Ewers is "week to week" but I doubt he takes the field again for Texas. Grade 2 shoulder injury.

BYU beating Texas will suuuuuuuck. KState and Iowa State will to but BYU - yuck.

DJnVa · Oct 24, 2023

SLC Sox · Oct 24, 2023

As discussed last week, Rising and TE Kuithe are officially out for the year for Utah, so the offense will continue to just try to do it's best. Being at home helps, Utah hasn't lost at home since 2020 in an empty stadium (seems like a lifetime ago for those empty stadium games).

I just can't lament enough the end of the Pac 12. Utah has some pretty chippy mini-rivalries going with USC and Oregon the last few years and it's unfortunate to lose those games.

Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat · Oct 24, 2023

Awesome thread title, Awesome

SemperFidelisSox · Oct 28, 2023

I don’t understand the appeal of Pat McAfee.

And Georgia is going down today.

Ale Xander · Oct 28, 2023

This is weird, I think the noon game I’m most interested in is dear old Boston College

Ale Xander · Oct 28, 2023

SemperFidelisSox said:
I don’t understand the appeal of Pat McAfee.

And Georgia is going down today.

Yes to the former

Tangled Up In Red · Oct 28, 2023

Why is Oklahoma Kansas delayed?

mikeot · Oct 28, 2023

#10 Penn State currently getting hosed by the 2-7 Hoosiers midway through the second quarter.

Kremlin Watcher · Oct 28, 2023

Tangled Up In Red said:
Why is Oklahoma Kansas delayed?

Lightning.

Ale Xander · Oct 28, 2023

mikeot said:
#10 Penn State currently getting hosed by the 2-7 Hoosiers midway through the second quarter.

Hopefully they'll will be happy at Sons of Antwaan Randle-El in a couple hours. I don't usually root for Steelers but today is such a time.

Sad Sam Jones · Oct 28, 2023

Penn State seals the deal with a safety, but only after about three of their guys got in each other's way to prevent what should have been an easy defensive touchdown.

Mystic Merlin · Oct 28, 2023

Kansas QB slides just short of the goal line on third down with a TD well in his sights and gets hammered in the process, by what is probably a hit that rises to the level of targeting. Wow.

Kremlin Watcher · Oct 28, 2023

Maalik Murphy looking like a freshman in Austin, just threw a terrible pick. 7-0 Horns early after Worthy housed a BYU punt.

Edit - and the Horns pick it right back.

Kremlin Watcher · Oct 28, 2023

Brooks houses it. 14-0 good guys.

shawnrbu · Oct 28, 2023

Gooner pulls out another one.

bbc23 · Oct 28, 2023

Low IQ TD in Lawrence

Kremlin Watcher · Oct 28, 2023

shawnrbu said:
Gooner pulls out another one.

Uh, no.

luckiestman · Oct 28, 2023

The Kansas coach thing is wild. Dude must be some type of hypnotist/magician. To think this guy was just gucking around dominating low level ball for years. Guys like this blow my mind.

luckiestman · Oct 28, 2023

A line I read on Reddit a while back commenting on Leipold cracks me up every time I see another Kansas win and think about it:

“Maybe I’ll fuck around and make Kansas good”

Ale Xander · Oct 28, 2023

So many empty seats in Miami Gardens. They really need to build a BC/Duke-sized stadium walking distance from campus to get any sort of HFA.

Kremlin Watcher · Oct 28, 2023

21-3 Horns at the half. BYU isn’t very good.

bbc23 · Oct 28, 2023

Clemson clock management is hilariously awful

Ale Xander · Oct 28, 2023

That 2nd down pass was so dumb

this team is dumb

Ale Xander · Oct 28, 2023

Wtf are you doing? Can your QB not throw a 10 yard pass?

Ale Xander · Oct 28, 2023

Knee is down

bbc23 · Oct 28, 2023

Ale Xander said:
Wtf are you doing? Can your QB not throw a 10 yard pass?

Biggest red flag in the world for Klubnik was that, as an Austin local 5*, he was passed up for Murphy when Sark got hired despite still being uncommitted and open to Texas

Ale Xander · Oct 28, 2023

I will laugh so hard if Dabo is fired before Hafley

Ale Xander · Oct 28, 2023

Quadruple coverage

GJGE Clemson

Sad Sam Jones · Oct 28, 2023

Utah's helmets must have been designed by a committee. One of their players would have to be injured on the ground for 5 minutes in order to interpret what's going on with everything they've crammed on there.

nolasoxfan · Oct 28, 2023

Green Wave up 20 on Rice at half. Pratt looks fantastic.

Clemson is a huge disappointment this year.

luckiestman · Oct 28, 2023

Is Nebraska going to win the Big 10 West?

That would be quite the accomplishment for Rhule.

Ale Xander · Oct 28, 2023

Pitt is destroying the transitive property. (Louisville and ND)

SLC Sox · Oct 28, 2023

It was fun while it lasted but we now know Utah’s level and it is clearly not with Oregon this year. That was an absolute thrashing. Oregon is very good and I’d bet they beat Washington in a rematch in the championship game.

nolasoxfan · Oct 28, 2023

nolasoxfan said:
Green Wave up 20 on Rice at half. Pratt looks fantastic.

Clemson is a huge disappointment this year.

And just like that Rice cuts Tulane's lead to 2.

All these years as a Red Sox fan, you'd think I'd know better. I should really know better.

Johnny Fashion · Oct 28, 2023

Longhorns have been really terrible on 4th and short this season, especially near the goal line. Kinda think Sark has to figure that out well before January.

Ale Xander · Oct 28, 2023

Great ending in the UVA U of M game.

------

Total beatdown in Jax, game wasn't anywhere close to what the score indicated.

Tangled Up In Red · Oct 28, 2023

Boise growing into the season, riding a 2-QB system.
Best RB in the country sat out the second half with an injury, but looks to be OK going forward. McAlister developing into a (their only) legit receiver, leading the NCAA in YPC and averaging over 100ypg. Punter has been All-American (Australia?) worthy.

Lotsa holes, but they're getting patched more an more each week...

luckiestman · Oct 28, 2023

That was great stuff from Prime’s kid. Going into a pose down, flag thrown at you, still posing, called targeting, make a cute little old timey camera review motion, get your ass thrown out of the game

View: https://twitter.com/shannonsharpeee/status/1718433638327722264?s=46&t=WNUE08imv33kOt1BO6WMzQ

canderson · Oct 28, 2023

Kansa beat the land thieves? Hahaha

thestardawg · Oct 29, 2023

canderson said:
Kansa beat the land thieves? Hahaha

Remind me the OU Texas score a few weeks back?

wilked · Oct 30, 2023

I've got a buddy who is a big Michigan fan. For anyone who knows more of the story than me... is there any reasonable chance Harbaugh is not guilty of sign stealing in this latest thing?

wilked · Oct 30, 2023

Awesome Fossum said:
Harbaugh specifically or the program generally? I think there's definitely a reasonable chance that Harbaugh was in the dark on the specifics.

Ok thx

tims4wins · Oct 30, 2023

Awesome Fossum said:
Harbaugh specifically or the program generally? I think there's definitely a reasonable chance that Harbaugh was in the dark on the specifics.

The judges were looking for it is more probable than not that he was generally aware.

DJnVa · Oct 31, 2023

CFB 2023 Week 9: A thread that has a generally doomed outlook when it comes to Texas football

Member

Hamilton

Mr. Brightside

Dorito Dawg

Well-Known Member

has big, douchey shoulders

Member

Member

Hamilton

Hamilton

Well-Known Member

Member

Member

Hamilton

Member

Member

Member

Member

Member

Member

Member

Son of the Harpy

Son of the Harpy

Hamilton

Member

Member

Hamilton

Hamilton

Hamilton

Member

Hamilton

Hamilton

Member

Member

Son of the Harpy

Hamilton

Well-Known Member

Member

Member

Hamilton

Member

Well-Known Member

Son of the Harpy

Mr. Brightside

Member

Member

Member

Member

PN23's replacement

Dorito Dawg