Great job Chad. I really hope the résumé line was facetious. Please don't tell me CHB has that kind of power down there.Chad Finn said:My semi-rebuttal to Dan's column.
Chad Finn said:My semi-rebuttal to Dan's column.
bankshot1 said:Brother Finn skillfully gutted and filleted CHB.
Excellent piece, Chad. I look forward to its companion column: "Tony Mazz: The Grass Is Always Browner."Chad Finn said:My semi-rebuttal to Dan's column.
joe dokes said:The irony in all this is that Shaughnessy is the epitome of the old-school, self-proclaimed Guardians of the Game, who repeatedly tell us that today's fans are numbskulls for cheering for PED users, using computers, and reading that book that Billy Beane wrote. Yet, there is nothing more "old school" than going to enjoy a day at the ballpark, even when "your" team is out of the race.
"Why are you going to the game, you brain-dead lemming," yelps Shaughnessy. "Is it the expensive beer, the cramped seats, or do you like Wally and Sweet Caroline"?
"No, asshole, I like baseball. I've seen dozens of shitty games, but I can't remember too many bad days at the ballpark."
Dan Shaughnessy, Boston Globe: “No wonder ballplayers loathe the media. Mark McGwire is stalking one of baseball’s most cherished records . . . and suddenly he’s engaged in a tabloid-driven controversy that’s painting him as a cheater and a bad role model. It’s unfair. . . . McGwire’s been a good citizen, never one to disgrace the uniform. Most recently he’s de dicated his charity efforts to awareness and funding for abused children. And now he’s got to read that he’s a bad example to young athletes? Please.”Smiling Joe Hesketh said:
Remember, Dan is the guy who got very bent out of shape in '98-99 when a reporter saw the Andro bottle in McGuire's locker and wrote about it. I'll have to find the link, but Dan wrote a big, long, snotty article at the time which declared that only a jerk would ever imply that McGuire was on PEDs.
So ya know....he's a hypocrite too.
Chad Finn said:My semi-rebuttal to Dan's column.
joe dokes said:"No, asshole, I like baseball. I've seen dozens of shitty games, but I can't remember too many bad days at the ballpark."
dcmissle said:Some writers and talk show host don't want to give up this cheap addiction. It would require them to work, as columnists in St Louis, for example, must work.
You've accurately stated the working definition of succumbing to trolls. With minor modifications, your post would be valid in many of the threads in this forum.Unfortunately, as we all know, the fact that any of us actually paid attention to that tripe means that he's won this round. He can't achieve attention by the quality or humanity of his work, so he's reverted to the carnival barker method of saying stupid, outrageous things in the hopes that someone pays attention. Sigh.
You are right.Smiling Joe Hesketh said:Unfortunately, as we all know, the fact that any of us actually paid attention to that tripe means that he's won this round. He can't achieve attention by the quality or humanity of his work, so he's reverted to the carnival barker method of saying stupid, outrageous things in the hopes that someone pays attention. Sigh.
I just realized that this is CHB's version of Borges's "blinded by the Lombardis" schtick. The Globe trolls need a new trick.Smiling Joe Hesketh said:Bingo. Great job, Chad, although perhaps just saying "They just won the World Series 9 months ago" might have been enough. Only the churlish and the assholish would not accept that as reason enough why fans might be tolerant this year.
Additionally, the point that "they haven't won playoff games in 5 of the last 6 seasons" is just so disingenuous and stupid that it can only come from CHB. Before last year, he would have said "They haven't won a playoff game since 2008!!!" even though the 2009 team won 95 games (the 3rd most in the majors), made the playoffs and just lost coin flips in 3 games. Had they lost in 4 games to LAA, what would you say? I thought we were rid of this idea after making the playoffs last year, but I suppose not.Van Everyman said:The whole perspective that we should "compete" every year seems to ignore the fact that this team is always competitive, playoffs or not. In 2010, we had a rash of injuries to players like Pedey and Youkilis. I still think getting 89 wins on the backs of flotsam like Bill Hall made this Tito's best season in a Red Sox uniform (and what probably should have been his last had he not performed so well, which perhaps would have spared us Bobby V).
2011 we were the best team for the majority of the year until the Month That Shall Not Be Named. Their 2012 record does not tell the story – not does Bobby V's big mouth. They had a .526 winning percentage as of July 1 that year. Until Ortiz went down, they were still in the mix – and Valentine, for all his foibles, managed the middle part of the bullpen better than most Red Sox managers in my lifetime. That they threw in the towel and Bobby's mouth ultimately DID make things worse doesn't mean that was the problem. The real problem was injuries. Again. As it has been this year.
Smiling Joe Hesketh said:Unfortunately, as we all know, the fact that any of us actually paid attention to that tripe means that he's won this round. He can't achieve attention by the quality or humanity of his work, so he's reverted to the carnival barker method of saying stupid, outrageous things in the hopes that someone pays attention. Sigh.
E5 Yaz said:Dan Shaughnessy ... Hall of Fame Frick Award finalist.
The mind reels at the thought of the acceptance speech
Smiling Joe Hesketh said:He wants us to go to the games and get angry, apparently. After all the last WS title was NINE MONTHS AGO. What have you done for me lately?
At least he's moved on from bitching that JWH owns Liverpool ("Your baseball money is being used on a soccer team!") Or about the formation of Rousch Fenway Racing ("Your baseball money is being used on a Nascar team!")
Smiling Joe Hesketh said:He wants us to go to the games and get angry, apparently. After all the last WS title was NINE MONTHS AGO. What have you done for me lately?
At least he's moved on from bitching that JWH owns Liverpool ("Your baseball money is being used on a soccer team!") Or about the formation of Rousch Fenway Racing ("Your baseball money is being used on a Nascar team!")
Did he seriously just jump ahead and accuse them of cutting payroll because they have expiring contracts on the books? He could have just stuck with them lowballing Lester with an initial offer to make a point about them being cheap, but he instead adds this contrived line of attack, without even bothering to offer a guess as to how much of that expiring money will end up going back into payroll with new contracts. In other words, he once again adds lazy and dishonest talking points to bolster his argument. I don't even want to hear half-hearted defenses of the guy anymore. Someone who is routinely as intellectually lazy as this shouldn't be writing for a major newspaper.Sox owners can pare payroll ($72.5 million scheduled to come off the books for next year), stay well below the coveted luxury tax threshold, and listen to regional applause while fans pay the highest ticket prices in baseball.
redsahx said:Someone who is routinely as intellectually lazy as this shouldn't be writing for a major newspaper.
He's only happy when everybody hurts. Or maybe it makes his misery blend in better? Either way, to wish away 2004, the greatest year of most Boston sports fans' lives, is just Bond villain level assholery. WE FINALLY WON, GET OVER IT.days when Boston baseball fans had an edge...
....And expectations.
The Red Sox, meanwhile, continue to enjoy the widespread notion that they are a perennial contender. They are not.
Triple bingo.dcmissle said:He really misses the fellowship of the miserable. It represented very low hanging fruit good for serval columns a year. He has company in town, especially on the radio.
We're getting there. Before yesterday, the most recent post in this thread was July 23rd. Less and less relevant with every passing week. (And why the hell did I even bother to come into this thread, anyway?)JimD said:He's a troll - the sooner everyone ignores him, the better.
norm from cheers said:Candidly, I forgot I still followed CHB on twitter.. but his nugget today made me chuckle and then unfollow him
Dan Shaughnessy @Dan_Shaughnessy 5m5 minutes ago
Wow. They hate A. J. Pierzynski here in San Francisco, almost as much as in Boston. I always kind of liked the guy.
Every day I come to this site and cruise by this forum. And I read the threads. Not all, but a bunch, and have a few laughs, and it's great. But you know what the best part of my day is? For about ten seconds, from when I fire up my computer to when I get to this forum, 'cause I think, maybe I'll get up there and I'll click on the forum and this thread won't be there. No new posts bumping it. No moderator shut down. No nothing. It's just dropped off the page. I don't know much, but I know that.JayMags71 said:Belt?
I used to go with the wrench. 'Cause fuck him, that's why.
Just as an aside, I know that testing with penalties wasn't in effect then, and we'd be foolish to think no one was using on that team.The Royals finished last in the majors in homers this year, hitting 95, compared with 211 for the swept-away Orioles. The Cardinals hit a measly 105 homers. The Giants came in at 132. The Royals, Cardinals, and Giants all won 90 games or fewer.
Compare them with the 2004, chemically-enhanced world champion Red Sox, who hit 222 homers. That was a team fans wanted to watch on television. Same with the Yankees.
Kinda like the Globe.Van Everyman said:Excellent trolling today as he complains about the lack of star power in the playoffs this year:
I can imagine it now.Dan Murfman said:I was watching Top Chef Boston last night and they're doing a dinner at Fenway out in left field sometime during the season and CHB has a seat at the table.
Fishy1 said:I can imagine it now.
"This steak would be so much better if I'd never had steak before, and was starving."
There is no Rev said:Every day I come to this site and cruise by this forum. And I read the threads. Not all, but a bunch, and have a few laughs, and it's great. But you know what the best part of my day is? For about ten seconds, from when I fire up my computer to when I get to this forum, 'cause I think, maybe I'll get up there and I'll click on the forum and this thread won't be there. No new posts bumping it. No moderator shut down. No nothing. It's just dropped off the page. I don't know much, but I know that.