From the fire to the frying pan

[LynnRice75]

Did DOB say “someone named Hoerner” as if he had no idea who he was?

 

[Rovin Romine]

Abreu, Abreu!

 

[mauidano]

Wilyer! Great save.

 

[E5 Yaz]

Did he have this rep for defense?

 

[InsideTheParker]

What a revolting turn of events.

"What a revolting development this is"----The Life of Riley (long before your time)

 

[InsideTheParker]

By the way, mlbn was doing a feature earlier today on how great Kutter is. Total jinx?

 

[ookami7m]

Lucky to get out with just two. Wheels coming all the way off. Bullpen already showing signs of life.

 

[Rovin Romine]

Whew. Not quite unglued, but I felt like they could fall apart if jostled.

 

[Al Zarilla]

"What a revolting development this is"----The Life of Riley (long before your time)

Ha, I was just telling my wife today about William Bendix playing Babe Ruth in a movie.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

"What a revolting development this is"----The Life of Riley (long before your time)

That old chestnut has gotten plenty of run in game threads over the past few years, though.

 

[shawnrbu]

That’s off the wall at Fenway.

 

[Sprowl]

Grissom is long and rangy for an infielder. He also seems to hit lots of soft line drives.

 

[shawnrbu]

Acuna showing off.

 

[DeadlySplitter]

Our two 1B men actually make decent contact and they're outs.

 

[absintheofmalaise]

Grissom is long and rangy for an infielder. He also seems to hit lots of soft line drives.

He also lost a lot of weight when he had the flu and hasn't put all of it back on yet. I heard 14 pounds. He looks a lot thinner than he used to.

 

[ookami7m]

Need someone to hit as hard as the paint can just took out the drill in the tool race here. Went full WWE on it

 

[Al Zarilla]

He also lost a lot of weight when he had the flu and hasn't put all of it back on yet. I heard 14 pounds. He looks a lot thinner than he used to.

That’s a lot of weight loss for a flu. Seems like.

 

[simplicio]

Gonna need our dudes to stop wasting leadoff hits.

 

[ookami7m]

Strike four for Kutter

 

[InsideTheParker]

That old chestnut has gotten plenty of run in game threads over the past few years, though.

Oh, probably by me. That show is from my childhood.

 

[absintheofmalaise]

Guess what was called a ball.

 

[ookami7m]

First time seeing these New Jerseys in person - it looks like these guys got caught in a rain shower.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Oh, probably by me. That show is from my childhood.

Yes, it was you, but others happily picked up on it. Moviegoer and myself, for two.

 

[InsideTheParker]

So next year teams will be able to challenge some balls and strike calls? Am I right about that? (This ump is annoyingly inconsistent.)

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

That fan looks like ‘98 McGwire.

 

[S. H. Frog]

Jaren "Extra Bags" Duran

 

[InsideTheParker]

Duran! Duran!

 

[absintheofmalaise]

Not many players get a triple with Acuna out there.

 

[mauidano]

Jarren is the most exciting player in MLB on the basepaths.

 

[Al Zarilla]

My man, Jarren!

 

[Archer1979]

He was thinking three right out of the box.

 

[InsideTheParker]

Raffy, that stinks.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Jaren "Extra Bags" Duran

Testes...
Testes...
I - 2 - ... 3?

 

[patinorange]

wtf was that swing?

 

[absintheofmalaise]

GJGE Devers.

 

[Al Zarilla]

F’ing stiff Raffy.

 

[mauidano]

So I guess Raffy doesn't "get a run in while making an out". DOB is an Idiot.

 

[strek1]

Raffy doing a bangup job driving in those runners!

 

[ookami7m]

Ah yes, the squander squad …..

 

[InsideTheParker]

That was horrible! What a waste! Yikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[patinorange]

O'Neil has come back to earth.

 

[absintheofmalaise]

Looks like we need a sacrifice to the gods of driving the runner in scoring position home.

 

[Moviegoer]

Wha an embarrassment that inning is. Again.

 

[Al Zarilla]

So I guess Raffy doesn't "get a run in while making an out". DOB is an Idiot.

Funny thing is, you get the impression he thinks he’s a good announcer.

 

[LynnRice75]

O'Neil has come back to earth.

Feels like colliding with Raffy caused the fall.

 

[Al Zarilla]

Looks like we need a sacrifice to the gods of driving the runner in scoring position home.

Either that or a sac bunt. Riiggghhhttt.

 

[ookami7m]

Wheels back on

 

[absintheofmalaise]

Either that or a sac bunt. Riiggghhhttt.

I see what you did there. Very clever.

 

[LogansDad]

Can we score this guy some fucking runs please?

Jesus tapdancing christ on a cracker.

 

[absintheofmalaise]

Any newbies in the house tonight?