That's not even the most infuriating part of that article. The most infuriating part is this:http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/12/15/why-didnt-nfl-check-steelers-footballs-during-giants-game/
So now the spin is that the original deflategate penalty was because the Patriots ball boy took the balls to the bathroom and that is the difference, but if it's the officials responsibility to keep the balls, why did you penalize the Patriots? Why is it so hard to believe that when the game was delayed due to the Seahawks/Packers game going into overtime, some lazy official told the part-time employee to hump the balls to the field?
Moving the goalposts again. For the Wells report, they used two different gauges when they checked all the balls and Exponent went out of their way to assume the only combination that might have brought the PSI levels slightly outside of the IGL, to the point of straight-up discarding the best recollection of the ref who measured them!Of course, in this case, it’s now clear that the Giants tested the PSI levels of two Pittsburgh footballs. It’s clear because Goodell necessarily admitted that the Giants tested the PSI levels when explaining why the measurements taken by the Giants weren’t taken seriously.
“That’s why you don’t rely on somebody else testing them,” Goodell said. “They are using a different device. Somebody else is testing them. They have to be tested by the officials who use the same device to make sure there is accuracy in that.”
It's funny, at this point I think we all realize how futile it is to let ourselves keep getting all worked up over deflategate. But I really don't think I'm ever going to stop losing my shit whenever something new in this clown show comes along.