McQuaid re-ups, 4 years @ $2.75m AAV - or: Today, we are all MikeFord

[PedroSpecialK]

https://twitter.com/TSNBobMcKenzie/status/614523550771380226?lang=en
 
fuck me

 

[Kenny F'ing Powers]

IS THIS REAL LIFE?!

 

[jsinger121]

Can't stay healthy. Not even that good. 

 

[NickEsasky]

Oh geezus fuck. Just blow it all up. 

 

[Eddie Jurak]

Oh my fucking God.

 

[Marbleheader]

So PC wasn't the problem I guess.

 

[Salem's Lot]

Trade the talent, keep the mediocrity! It's called Bruins!

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

Was it really necessary to announce this TODAY?
 
At least now we know where the FO's priorities are--in skullfucking the entire fan base and especially their moms.

 

[The Napkin]

I just ... I ... the words ... I ... um... it ... ahhh ... errr ...

 

[jsinger121]

Man this makes want to non renew my season tickets next year.

 

[Kenny F'ing Powers]

Oh geezus fuck. Just blow it all up. 

 
They just signed a completely expendable bottom pairing defenseman that has missed at least 25% of the season every year for the past 4 years to a 4 year contract. You can't blow it up when you KEEP SIGNING MEDIOCRE PLAYERS TO LONG TERM CONTRACTS FUCK EAROUAEWHRE

 

[Murby]

Can we get Peter back? STAT? *throws myself through window*

 

[FelixMantilla]

Less than two months on the job. And already Worst GM Ever.

 

[Blacken]

SHOW ME THE NO TRADE CLAUSE, SWEENEY

 

[kenneycb]

This is why I wanted to give Chia one more year.

 

[Dropkick Izzy]

Man this makes want to non renew my season tickets next year.

Gillette Stadium will be La Belle Province south next January.

 

[Moosey]

Any chance the Whale comes back in the expansion so I can claim "Local Team!" and flop allegiance?
 
Today is dick punchingly bad.

 

[TFP]

I knew we'd miss Chiarelli when he was gone. Good Lord.

 

[NickEsasky]

 
They just signed a completely expendable bottom pairing defenseman that has missed 25% of the season every year for the past 4 years to a 4 year contract. You can't blow it up when you KEEP SIGNING MEDIOCRE PLAYERS TO LONG TERM CONTRACTS FUCK EAROUAEWHRE

No I mean literally blow it up. Destroy Causeway Street so no one in the front office survives. It's the only way to save the team. 

 

[FL4WL3SS]

Man this makes want to non renew my season tickets next year.

You've made this comment many times in the past and I typically call you an idiot under my breath, but PLEASE PLEASE cancel them and write a scathing letter to the front office explaining why.
 
Better yet, let SOSH write the letter for you. I am begging you.

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

Coming right up, Lucic 25 year extension.

 

[kenneycb]

You've made this comment many times in the past and I typically call you an idiot under my breath, but PLEASE PLEASE cancel them and write a scathing letter to the front office explaining why.
 
Better yet, let SOSH write the letter for you. I am begging you.

TheoShmeo is on it!

 

[Terras]

Never thought I'd have more faith in Chia than I do in Sweeney, but hey, things change.

 

[The Napkin]

https://twitter.com/RealJackEdwards/status/614524572017295360
 
I mean when you've lost Jack....

 

[Steve Dillard]

Same mentality as seguin trade -- four $2 mil players are better than an elite $6 mil player

 

[Kenny F'ing Powers]

Coming right up, Lucic 25 year extension.

 
I heard they wanted to extend Savard in the hopes he can return to hockey someday.

 

[BlackJack]

Sweeney:  Hey Cam, I got this great plan to get high draft picks for the next few years...

 

[Red Right Ankle]

All the guys that are fast are tiny, all the guys that are big are slow as shit and old.

 

[TheRealness]

Jesus, mikeford probably feels bad for us, in between laughs of course. 
 
What a joke. Why not extend Chris Kelly now?*
 
*- I'm kidding, please don't do this.

 

[EL Jeffe]

Don Sweeney and Cam Neely really, really hate the Boston Bruins.

 

[AimingForYoko]

https://twitter.com/RealJackEdwards/status/614524572017295360
 
I mean when you've lost Jack....

I'm picturing him waving an SOS flag outside the garden.

 

[kenneycb]

The Seguin trade is a bunch of revisionist history nowadays but these moves do suck.

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

Jesus, mikeford probably feels bad for us, in between laughs of course. 
 
What a joke. Why not extend Chris Kelly now?*
 
*- I'm kidding, please don't do this.

 
It's coming. Just like the end of Ghostbusters..."It just popped in there."

 

[TheRealness]

Felger is threatening to throw himself off the building.
 
Listening to him rant is cathartic right now. 

 

[Myt1]

No I mean literally blow it up. Destroy Causeway Street so no one in the front office survives. It's the only way to save the team. 

We could just have you try to jump over it.

 

[The Napkin]

I can't wait to see who they have to trade away in 3 years because of this deal.

 

[Salem's Lot]

Gillette Stadium will be La Belle Province south next January.

 
I mean it was going to be that way anyway. They're the only ones that will pay the $1000 a ticket on the secondary market to freeze there balls off in January at a shitty venue.

 

[TFP]

I can't wait to see who they have to trade away in 3 years because of this deal.

Pastrnak.

 

[The Napkin]

 
They just signed a completely expendable bottom pairing defenseman that has missed at least 25% of the season every year for the past 4 years to a 4 year contract. You can't blow it up when you KEEP SIGNING MEDIOCRE PLAYERS TO LONG TERM CONTRACTS FUCK EAROUAEWHRE

This is the kind of deal that led to them being in the place where they had to make the Dougie deal. Plus ca change. FUCK.

 

[cshea]

Chara - McQuaid
Seidenberg - Krug
Morrow - Miller

Woo!

 

[PedroSpecialK]

https://twitter.com/RealJackEdwards/status/614524572017295360
 
I mean when you've lost Jack....

 
Nobody inform him that Warsofsky is UFA as well...

 

[The Napkin]

 
I mean it was going to be that way anyway. They're the only ones that will pay the $1000 a ticket on the secondary market to freeze there balls off in January at a shitty venue.

And I can't wait to sell mine to them. I'm hoping they let me buy more to sell to them.

 

[LogansDad]

I can't even comprehend the level of stupidity that has been revealed by the Bruins front office today.

 

[The Napkin]

Chara - McQuaid
Seidenberg - Krug
Morrow - Miller

Woo!

 
Well at least none of them have missed significant time to injur....
 
(cries)

 

[Myt1]

I mean, I'm not convinced that McQuaid is an NHL caliber defenseman anymore given his lack of health and general ability and the changes in the game.

This is the most ridiculous pairing of roster moves I have ever seen.

 

[NickEsasky]

We could just have you try to jump over it.

Words hurt. Granted not as much as Jame's knee, but they still do. 

 

[Myt1]

Ha!

 

[Dropkick Izzy]

Chara - McQuaid
Seidenberg - Krug
Morrow - Miller

Woo!

Doing our thing to help league scoring.

 

[Zososoxfan]

At least he's a good fighter...

 

[Blacken]

OK, so is it a complete NMC or just a partial NTC?