Meet the New Zap, Same as the Old Mac: Pats v. Chargers: Dawn of Grier —December Third!

[staz]

Sidearm! Like Mahomes.

Yes!






No.

 

[jose melendez]

Are the Pats going to fucking win this game?

No.

 

[Reverend]

Yeah Alvin!!

 

[Ed Hillel]

That was Macesque

 

[Deathofthebambino]

We haven’t heard from @Deathofthebambino today. We don’t think he went to the game, do we? Should we start a GoFundMe for his bail just in case?

I'm here. Just watching way more Red Zone than this shit show.

This is just too predictable at this point.

 

[Obscure Name]

Mac could have done that.

 

[rodderick]

Go for it, who cares?

 

[8slim]

The Thornton pick was such an amazing FU pick. Go way off the board for a guy who can’t run routes has awful hands and can’t stay healthy all of which renders his supposed speed utterly worthless on a football field.

We want the guy who made that pick rebuilding the team with high picks every round. For sure.

 

[jmcc5400]

Go for it. LFG

 

[Ed Hillel]

Kick the fg

 

[axx]

So do you think they go for it?

 

[Harry Hooper]

I'm not complaining, but has Gesicki had any snaps today?

 

[axx]

Kick the fg

Isnt it too far

 

[Obscure Name]

Gotta go for it.

 

[8slim]

Punt. Too much to lose.

 

[Reverend]

I'm here. Just watching way more Red Zone than this shit show.

This is just too predictable at this point.

I’m glad you’re not there. For a moment I thought about your post about your daughter but then remember that was KC. But it got me worried.

 

[Mystic Merlin]

Kick the fg

I laughed

 

[DeJesus Built My Hotrod]

Reagor gets a lot of shade around these parts but he is *better*than a lot of his other Patriot WR colleagues.

 

[P'tucket rhymes with...]

Zappe is probably not an NFL QB. Still better than Mac though.

I'd say he's definitely not an NFL QB, but at least he doesn't look like Carrie at the prom out there.

 

[Zedia]

I'm not complaining, but has Gesicki had any snaps today?

I remember seeing him on a couple runs.

 

[Ed Hillel]

Isnt it too far

Only one way to find out!

 

[SteveF]

Patriots are permanently flexed out of red zone.

 

[EddieYost]

What happened to Malik Cunningham?

 

[Curt S Loew]

Isnt it too far

Does distance really matter?

 

[jmcc5400]

Only one way to find out!

Lol

 

[DeJesus Built My Hotrod]

What happened to Malik Cunningham?

Who is that and why are you bringing that person up in a New England Patriots gamethread?

 

[ifmanis5]

Tank punt.

 

[E5 Yaz]

Look what they've done to Baringer

 

[Zincman]

Its like an infection spreading through the team. Baringer just tested positive

 

[mikeford]

Given the weather situation and the fact that the team is unholy bad, I question the sanity of every person remaining in this stadium

 

[SteveF]

Tired leg.

 

[ifmanis5]

What did the cowardly punt Twitter account say about that one?

 

[Reverend]

Hey, do you guys think there’s anyone there for whom this might be the first game they’ve ever attended live in person?

 

[E5 Yaz]

Hey, do you guys think there’s anyone there for whom this might be the first game they’ve ever attended live in person?

Mac Jones?

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

Field goal ends this I think.

 

[Zedia]

The “I’m baffled by technology” stories aren’t funny anymore.

 

[Deathofthebambino]

I’m glad you’re not there. For a moment I thought about your post about your daughter but then remember that was KC. But it got me worried.

My days of going to watch a 2 win Pats team in the rain in December ended almost 3 decades ago.

One way or another, I will also not be at the KC game.

 

[ShaneTrot]

The Thornton pick was such an amazing FU pick. Go way off the board for a guy who can’t run routes has awful hands and can’t stay healthy all of which renders his supposed speed utterly worthless on a football field.

Plus he is from the shitty Big 12, at least draft an SEC or Ohio State receiver. Besides Lamb most of the Big 12 receivers have sucked including this clown Johnston for the Chargers.

 

[Zincman]

Hey, do you guys think there’s anyone there for whom this might be the first game they’ve ever attended live in person?

If that's the case, it's likely to be their last

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

Bullshit roughing the QB coming, I think.

 

[Kull]

Hey, do you guys think there’s anyone there for whom this might be the first game they’ve ever attended live in person?

Oh, the humanity!

 

[brandonchristensen]

I bought a Laser Disc player today and that has been a lot more fun than this game.

 

[Reverend]

My days of going to watch a 2 win Pats team in the rain in December ended almost 3 decades ago.

One way or another, I will also not be at the KC game.

I can totally imagine shelling out for an actual Taytay concert to avoid that.

 

[axx]

Should have handed it off

 

[Van Everyman]

Great playcall by the Chargers there.

 

[ifmanis5]

I bought a Laser Disc player today and that has been a lot more fun than this game.

Share some pics.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

STACKED-UP!!

 

[Ed Hillel]

lol that playcall

 

[Harry Hooper]

Great playcall by the Chargers there.

Why complexify everything?

 

[Ed Hillel]

Should be roughing the kicker!

 

[mikeford]

If everyone was healthy, the Pats D might actually be like... playoff caliber.

Shame about... literally every player on the offense though.