NFL Playoffs - Divisional Round

[Ed Hillel]

The two lines for Jax have been bad.

 

[johnmd20]

I mean, that was beyond obvious.

Sure, that's exactly what I said.

The crack back block was also obvious. There is no more obvious call in the game because it's based upon the direction. It wasn't called.

 

[Marciano490]

I want a 94 Fatukasi jersey.

 

[DeadlySplitter]

Somehow hold them to a FG and try to win 24-23 at the buzzer. Might be the only way.

 

[CFB_Rules]

That was literally a crackback block.

No call.

Chiefs.

Crack back has to be within 5 yards of the LOS

 

[luckiestman]

I want a 94 Fatukasi jersey.

the Jets ones are probably cheap

 

[CFB_Rules]

Uhhh illegal peelback block?!

Peel backs have to be below the waist

 

[glennhoffmania]

Collinsworth - Gonna be as hard for Patrick as me around a couple high school sophomores.

Can we cut the shit with this stuff?

 

[johnmd20]

Somehow hold them to a FG and try to win 24-23 at the buzzer. Might be the only way.

Not looking good.

 

[Marciano490]

Ugh gotta cancel my order.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Tirico sucks.

 

[Big D]

I forgot how much I hate the Chiefs and Mahomes

 

[shawnrbu]

This is All Time Clutch.

 

[Marciano490]

Can we cut the shit with this stuff?

Why? The dude is a creep and gets to do the best job in the world. Satirizing him helps me not be too nihilistic.

 

[Groovenstein]

This must be what watching the Pats’ heyday was for everyone else

 

[OurF'ingCity]

Talent That Knows No Limits

 

[luckiestman]

It’s all fun and games but that ankle still going to be hurting next week which is a bummer.

 

[Mystic Merlin]

This must be what watching the Pats’ heyday was for everyone else

As will be amply illustrated by the joy of watching them lose next week.

 

[brienc]

Would have been nice if NBC showed us why Mahomes looked half dead after that play.

 

[Marciano490]

It is impressive. Fuck the Chiefs, but Mahomes can play.

 

[streeter88]

Why? The dude is a creep and gets to do the best job in the world. Satirizing him helps me not be too nihilistic.

I agree. In a league with limited morality, m to call out bad behavior.

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

I’ve won, but at what cost.

 

[Looch]

Seems to me like Mahomes did some rather impressive that deserves to be admired.

 

[Vandalman]

Find someone who loves you like Collinsworth loves PM

 

[johnmd20]

Butker makes the tackle.

What a runback, could have been more.

 

[PedroKsBambino]

so close to breaking that

 

[Catcher Block]

Feeling like we're going to get some great offensive holding calls in this drive.

 

[Vandalman]

dp

 

[heavyde050]

Agnew is really good.
The kicker saved the day.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

I just realized that the Applebees commercial is for all you can eat. So the point of the start me up lyric is “I’ll never stop“ eating once Applebees starts me up.

 

[johnmd20]

Mahomes has all day in the pocket.

Trevor has Mac Jones time.

 

[glennhoffmania]

Why? The dude is a creep and gets to do the best job in the world. Satirizing him helps me not be too nihilistic.

Because the joke has been made many times and we don't need to reference creepy stuff multiple times every game he does.

 

[Catcher Block]

Both Jax lines coming up real small.

 

[Section15Box113]

Was that Kirk play helmet to helmet?

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

TD. Stop. FG.

 

[streeter88]

Wow, a penalty on KC! Dogs and cats living together

 

[johnmd20]

Oh my Trevor, that pass was poorly thought out.

 

[glennhoffmania]

Oof. Bad idea, Trev.

 

[mauf]

Jones has to compete for that ball. Lucky the defender didn’t pick it.

 

[johnmd20]

Man alive, Trevor he's 2 yards away, you don't need to throw a missile. That was a great play.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

Seems to me like Mahomes did some rather impressive that deserves to be admired.

Is this mad libs? I love mad libs. Like fill in the blank after impressive?

How about “poopie.”

 

[DeadlySplitter]

JAX is going to look back at this game with a lot of regret.

oh shit

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

FUCK YEAH~!

 

[johnmd20]

Trevor can run.

But he doesn't run enough. Only when he has two. But he's had two HUGE runs.

 

[DeadlySplitter]

Was that ever caught?

 

[heavyde050]

Great run by Trevor!

 

[johnmd20]

Jesus fucking christ Agnew.

 

[patinorange]

Over

 

[OurF'ingCity]

Big boy move by Trevor there.

 

[PedroKsBambino]

Well that sucks

 

[mauf]

Not sure this is a catch.

 

[Remagellan]

That's game.