NFL Playoffs - Divisional Round

[bankshot1]

I dunno, but that’s a liberal definition of ‘Northeast’ and I’m not sure I’ve heard of many who are torn as children between adopting the Eagles or Giants.

It's a war right now at the Jersey shore.

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

Wouldn’t count the Giants out but they need to keep up early on O.

They looked really bad in the first scripted drive for Minny last week too.

 

[Mystic Merlin]

I’m stunned the Giants LB are total shit

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

It's a war right now at the Jersey shore.

There’s an opera out on the turnpike.

 

[Deathofthebambino]

Weapons

 

[bankshot1]

There’s an opera out on the turnpike.

Chesesteak versus cheese cake. Its gonna be messy for the fat lady

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

“Yellowstone one fifty.” For fuck’s sake. It’s a little bit god damned older than that.

 

[soxhop411]

Chain broke?

its 2023. We need to stop using chains

and index cards.

 

[Traut]

Weapons

What are things the Patriots offense lacks, Alex?

 

[CFB_Rules]

I bring zip ties to fix the chains

 

[luckiestman]

Not having the

GIANTS

logo is so dumb. Good uniform game otherwise.

 

[Ferm Sheller]

I bring zip ties to fix the chains

But won't it be one link shy of ten yards long?

 

[luckiestman]

I bring zip ties to fix the chains

wrong place for Jan 6th talk, bro

 

[Harry Hooper]

The NFL doesn't have a half dozen chain sets ready to go?

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

Chain broke?

its 2023. We need to stop using chains

and index cards.

Lasers.

[Fuck. If I knew how to embed gifs that would have been epic.]

 

[CFB_Rules]

But won't it be one link shy of ten yards long?

Zip-tie two links together and make the loop the size of the missing link.

Links almost never break though, it’s where the chain meets the post

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

But won't it be one link shy of ten yards long?

Don’t they just eyeball the chains each first down anyway?

 

[nattysez]

wrong place for Jan 6th talk, bro

Well done

 

[ifmanis5]

Chain broke?

its 2023. We need to stop using chains

and index cards.

You must never break the chain.

 

[Ferm Sheller]

Zip-tie two links together and make the loop the size of the missing link.

Links almost never break though, it’s where the chain meets the post

I knew I was dealing with a pro! (I don't think I've ever seen a broken chain timeout in over 40 years of watching football.)

 

[Remagellan]

Bad decision to go for it there. Fourth and three, sure. Fourth and 5+, should punt.

 

[CFB_Rules]

I knew I was dealing with a pro! (I don't think I've ever seen a broken chain timeout in over 40 years of watching football.)

It comes from inexperienced chain crews. I’ve had my fair share. If they drop the chains before the play gets to the sideline it’s hard to break them. If someone is holding the stick an NFL player will go right through it.

 

[BigSoxFan]

It’s absolutely amazing to me what kind of player Reddick turned himself into these last 3 years. 5 sacks first 2 seasons. 39.5 next 3.

 

[johnmd20]

Not the start the G Dicks wanted.

 

[Mystic Merlin]

Daboll went for that because he knows he needs well into the 30s to win this game.

 

[Remagellan]

Daboll went for that because he knows he needs well into the 30s to win this game.

You're not going to score on every drive. And if they are, you're not winning anyway.

 

[Ale Xander]

Game

 

[Red Averages]

This game is going to be a shootout

 

[johnmd20]

Hurts So Good outtro.

Strong.

 

[Remagellan]

I have no idea what the rules are for WRs blocking before the pass is thrown.

 

[Mystic Merlin]

You're not going to score on every drive. And if they are, you're not winning anyway.

Of course not, but he’s a decided underdog with a subpar defense that doesn’t match up well with PHI, a high variance strategy makes sense.

 

[luckiestman]

Hurts So Good outtro.

Strong.

A little on the nose but good for Network TV.

I like a lot of things about the Eagles. Their HC’s face is not one of those things.

 

[Remagellan]

Watching that 911 Lone Star ad makes me hope that West Wing reboot rumor is true for Rob Lowe's sake.

 

[Marciano490]

Mobile QBs are so fun.

 

[johnmd20]

Oh boy.

This might be over.

 

[redsoxcentury]

Giants are gonna get crushed

 

[johnmd20]

Watching that 911 Lone Star ad makes me hope that West Wing reboot rumor is true for Rob Lowe's sake.

911 Lone Star is just an insane show. But it's fun.

 

[Mystic Merlin]

Predetermined read

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

Nice throw.

 

[JCizzle]

This game is going to be a shootout

Well, for at least one team

 

[Marciano490]

Predetermined read

Calvinist throw.

 

[BigSoxFan]

Giants are gonna get crushed

You hate to see it

 

[Remagellan]

Not a single pass has hit the ground yet.

Did they resod the Linc, because a lot of guys are slipping

 

[luckiestman]

Wink going to have to turn it up

 

[Marciano490]

Maybe Hurts doesn’t need to run for awhile.

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

Not over-relying on Saquon worked last week but bites them there. Need your best player to touch it 25 times today.

 

[johnmd20]

The worst possible start for the Giants. And picked off by a guy they cut this year.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

Wink going to have to turn it up

I think Wink is going to sink at the Linc.

He is on the brink. They stink.

 

[johnmd20]

All the linemen except for the center.

Lol.

 

[johnmd20]

I think Wink is going to sink at the Linc.

He is on the brink. They stink.

Oof.

 

[Remagellan]

The worst possible start for the Giants. And picked off by a guy they cut this year.

That was a salary cap thing, though.