Round 1, Game 1 - Saturday, 3:30 p.m. against TBD (does it matter? No, they're lambs to the slaughter regardless)

[Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat]

2-8 from 3 and a +10 quarter. This looks like an easy series.

A lot of weird shit can always happen, but the Celts are a way better team.

 

[timelysarcasm]

TimeLord is a gamebreaker.

 

[thebutlerdidit]

what a joy to watch this team with Rob back out there looking spry

 

[Mystic Merlin]

TimeLord is a gamebreaker.

He’s one of those unique players that is almost a cheat code on a roster this complete.

 

[Ed Hillel]

New Tatum + Real Timelord = Death to NBA

 

[Tudor Fever]

The Cs aren’t shooting particularly well and the Hawks are shooting atrociously. Both will likely improve as the rust and first-game adrenaline wear off.

 

[Reverend]

A lot of weird shit can always happen, but the Celts are a way better team.

Announcers are making this like listening to a home game.

 

[Reverend]

Snyder looks like he slept in his car last night.

 

[HowBoutDemSox]

It’s been said before, but this is so, so much more fun to watch than a series against the Heat.

 

[Ale Xander]

Uh oh, we got bad Smart today

 

[McBride11]

That was almost casual.

It was a half jump while he had a cup of coffee

 

[Mystic Merlin]

Snyder looks like he slept in his car last night.

Always looking like Renfield

 

[Ale Xander]

Snyder looks like he slept in his car last night.

Hotel prices this weekend are insane

 

[RSN Diaspora]

What kind of market research yields a split screen gameplay/interview leading into a quarter?

 

[Mystic Merlin]

Fucking Marcus

 

[Reverend]

mercy

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

They still can’t help themselves. Clean it the fuck up.

 

[Ale Xander]

Stop saying flush

 

[Imbricus]

The Marcus Smart slump continues.

 

[Just a bit outside]

Bad turnovers and rebounding are the only way these clowns do anything.

 

[Reverend]

wait—we’re doing in-fame commercials now?

 

[Ed Hillel]

Trolling us with that traveling commercial after the blatant travel

 

[The Mort Report]

TL is feasting

 

[JCizzle]

TL. Wow

 

[Spelunker]

What a fucking sequence by Brog.

 

[PedroKsBambino]

Hawks offensive rebounding is a thing

 

[Mystic Merlin]

Clean up the fucking rebounds

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Timelord's shooting percentage is eye-poppingly tremendous. Fuggin love that guy!

 

[MyDaughterLovesTomGordon]

Bey just landed on Jaylen’s knee…

 

[Ale Xander]

Hmgive them that shot all day but please rebound

 

[Just a bit outside]

wait—we’re doing in-fame commercials now?

Better or worse than useless coach interview.

 

[Ale Xander]

Fuxk fuck fuck

 

[JCizzle]

Take JB out. Don’t like that knee rub one bit!

 

[Ed Hillel]

Full Marcus!

 

[ifmanis5]

JayBeeee for 33333!

 

[Ed Hillel]

Fuxk fuck fuck

He good

 

[Ale Xander]

No no no no yes

 

[The Mort Report]

Take JB out. Don’t like that knee rub one bit!

JB says shush!

 

[Ale Xander]

He good

Ok!

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

MA$KTON CRAWFORD FOR THREEEEEEE!

 

[MyDaughterLovesTomGordon]

Marcus doing lots of Marcus Smart things right now - even rebounding! I think the week off was really good for him.

 

[CreedBratton]

Jaylen!

 

[RSN Diaspora]

If JB doesn’t make All-NBA, I might go postal

 

[Mystic Merlin]

Near-Full Marcus Smart experience in this quarter, just need him to take a charge

 

[JCizzle]

For folks that watch him more, is Trae actually good at those deep looks or does he just do it because Steph and Dame do?

 

[Ed Hillel]

That 3 from Trae was so Trae

 

[bigq]

Getting loud

 

[djbayko]

Keep taking 30 footers, Trae.

 

[Ed Hillel]

Jaylen started the Playoff Turnovers thing, then Brogdon came in and fixed it. This is what was missing last year.

 

[Ale Xander]

ADA should have been a Bond girl