Round 1, Game 5 - Panthers at Bruins.

[The Mort Report]

oooooh Bob almost overplayed Zacha's shot

 

[Bergs]

ESPN IS AWFUL.

 

[ifmanis5]

Florida got lucky there, that rebound seemed to avoid Brad in a UFO way.

 

[mostman]

You can’t miss the net on an opportunity like that.

 

[Dewey's 'stache]

Don’t see how that’s a penalty when the supposedly offended player executes the intended play (an SOG). Seriously weak penalty call. Ok, done complaining… get a shortie

 

[Mystic Merlin]

Good lord Charlie

 

[LogansDad]

Excellent shift by Coyle

 

[ifmanis5]

Whiffed.

 

[Bergs]

What the fuck with all these whiffs

 

[IdiotKicker]

Total dominance this period. 3 more.

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

Has every game this series gone two B’s power plays first followed by a mega soft even-up call?

 

[durandal1707]

I'm okay if this becomes a special teams fest. Bruins are better there too.

 

[Mystic Merlin]

Need moar icings

 

[mostman]

Oh but that’s fucking icing? Get fucked.

 

[patinorange]

Chances Damn

 

[Dewey's 'stache]

That kinda looked like a bunch of stormtroopers shooting at Luke, Leia and Han….

 

[Mystic Merlin]

Get the fucking puck on net

 

[LogansDad]

OMG

 

[IdiotKicker]

Just shoot. Bobrovsky is soft as fuck.

 

[NJ_Sox_Fan]

That’s 3 - 4 odd man rushes where they don’t even get a shot on goal.

 

[Zososoxfan]

Great chances, gotta bury one though. So great to see 37 out there!

 

[patinorange]

The Panther's defense has that blocked shots thing down.

 

[Salem's Lot]

They might have decent player on an ELC next year in Lauko.

 

[ObstructedView]

Just shoot. Bobrovsky is soft as fuck.

And gives up a ton of rebounds

 

[mostman]

Shoot. Just shoot.

 

[shawnrbu]

Jack quoting Shakespeare.

 

[Mystic Merlin]

Didn’t see the guy RIGHT in front of the net

 

[durandal1707]

Awful pinch there Carlo, Ullmark bailed him out thankfully

 

[Myt1]

Great fucking plays by Carlo to make up.

 

[Bergs]

Great play by Carlo, and Pasta sucks.

 

[NJ_Sox_Fan]

Pasta has been not good this series

 

[OfTheCarmen]

How was that not a penalty on Boston tackling the guy cutting to the net? Wow.

 

[The Napkin]

Would like Pastrnak to remember he's a 60 goal scorer plz

 

[RSN Diaspora]

Pasta has been not good this series

At least not in the past two games. Something seems off with him—this is uncharacteristic

 

[Bergs]

Pasta has been not good this series

That is a colossal understatement.

 

[JOBU]

How was that not a penalty on Boston tackling the guy cutting to the net? Wow.

That’s what I was wondering. I’m not a huge hockey follower but I was waiting for a whistle there. I have no idea what a penalty is or isn’t I guess

 

[Myt1]

At least not in the past two games. Something seems off with him—this is uncharacteristic

He has a problem with the physicality of the playoffs. I don’t think it’s a ton more complicated than that, unfortunately.

 

[Bowhemian]

I have no idea how you guys game thread during Bruins games. Too much shit going on to multitask like this

 

[Salem's Lot]

At least not in the past two games. Something seems off with him—this is uncharacteristic

Getting the crap kicked out of him for the first four games is probably a contributing factor.

 

[Bergs]

This "Shipping up to Boston" tune is catchy. Anyone know what artist performs it? I've been looking for some new music to enjoy.

 

[Bergs]

I have no idea how you guys game thread during Bruins games. Too much shit going on to multitask like this

"Poorly" is the answer to your question.

 

[LogansDad]

They might have decent player on an ELC next year in Lauko.

Zacha being a 2C wouldn't be a bad result, either.

 

[nolasoxfan]

Bruins D is doing a nice job poaching the puck and keeping it in FLA’s zone.

 

[MiracleOfO2704]

Hall’s been kinda quiet so far.

 

[The Mort Report]

Hathaway taking a beating

 

[Salem's Lot]

Zacha being a 2C wouldn't be a bad result, either.

When all is said and done, that may go down as Sweeney’s best trade.

 

[durandal1707]

Most post whistle posturing from Tkachuk

 

[nolasoxfan]

Bennet is a fukcing cheap shot artist douche

 

[LogansDad]

They need to keep Bennett's number on the rolodex when they play these guys next year. What a scummy player.

 

[The Mort Report]

This "Shipping up to Boston" tune is catchy. Anyone know what artist performs it? I've been looking for some new music to enjoy.

Can't tell if you're serious....