And yet, despite the fact that he has no time to put this straightened paper clip away (...somewhere?) after he touches the ball with it, I don't recall reading any reports of opposing players getting scratched up or sustaining tiny puncture wounds. Which is odd considering how they're crashing into this guy with such force. Or are we supposed to believe that this player closed his fist around the paper clip and played one-handed after each snap?
It would be nice if reporters were forced to actually think through what they're writing before they publish it.
It would be nice if reporters were forced to actually think through what they're writing before they publish it.