Shula's Sleepless Nights- Shula finally can sleep

[CaptainLaddie]

I will take an 18-0 Patriots vs an 18-0 Panthers.  On one side you have the cheatingly cheater known as Tom Brady.  On the other side, you have the doesn't-play-the-game-white-I-mean-right Cam Newton.
 
God.  Choke on that, America.

 

[nighthob]

I will take an 18-0 Patriots vs an 18-0 Panthers.  On one side you have the cheatingly cheater known as Tom Brady.  On the other side, you have the doesn't-play-the-game-white-I-mean-right Cam Newton.
 
God.  Choke on that, America.

You know what? You're right. I was rooting for it to be New England and Green Bay to meet at 18-0, but now I'm on the Panthers bandwagon.

 

[Al Zarilla]

does punctuation count?
 
but to answer your question, Cam Newton

Those pesky little thangs can make a difference. 

 

[bankshot1]

Those pesky little thangs can make a difference. 

yup, there's a time and place for a colon, semi-colon, and Bartolo Colon.
 
and one day I'll figure it out.

 

[dcmissle]

I want a bunch of bitter old men in Florida soiling their pajamas in the middle of the afternoon while pondering these outcomes -- another Lombardi for the Pats or another perfect season.

 

[Stitch01]

I will take an 18-0 Patriots vs an 18-0 Panthers. On one side you have the cheatingly cheater known as Tom Brady. On the other side, you have the doesn't-play-the-game-white-I-mean-right Cam Newton.

God. Choke on that, America.

Yeah if the Pats can't win the Super Bowl, having the Cam Newton led Panthers dab and dance his way to 19-0 would be a nice consolation prize. The hot takes will be scalding.

 

[bankshot1]

And it ends in Atlanta

and fuck you Shula

 

[Mystic Merlin]

The best thing that people could do is ignore these obnoxious frauds, the silence only to be interrupted by short and sweet obliterations of the pedestal they've successfully convinced the world they sit on.

Fuck the '72 Dolphins.