Super Wildcard Weekend Gamethread

[johnmd20]

Heiny is fucked up. That is a problem for WFT.

 

[joe dokes]

Heineke left arms busted.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

I’m told the Packers have an awesome storm government buildings and sit in the Pelosi chair celebration planned if they score a third TD. The first two will of course be the do coke lines and abuse children celebrations.

 

[FisksFinger]

Man, Dungy has a narrow head

 

[luckiestman]

Give that boy a painkiller

 

[Reggie's Racquet]

Man, Dungy has a narrow head

It‘s a direct result of the vacuum between his ears.

 

[Couperin47]

Taylor has played his ass off, I want Tom to win this but the kid deserves better....

 

[johnmd20]

Montez, this is your moment.

But I've never thrown a pass in the NFL.

Enough of that son, get in there.

 

[joe dokes]

Seeing heinecke go has to deflate WFT.

 

[brandonchristensen]

Brady is a monster.

 

[Mugsy’s Walk-Off Bunt]

Scotty Miller sighting!

 

[luckiestman]

Fournette definitely doing pliability this year

 

[Harry Hooper]

Evans may have taken a football in the crotch.

 

[joe dokes]

No pass rush......no win for wash.

 

[patinorange]

Gronk staying in mostly to help with Chase.

He’s doing a hell of a job.

 

[luckiestman]

39 was flying across the field for WFT

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

I’m told the Packers have an awesome storm government buildings and sit in the Pelosi chair celebration planned if they score a third TD. The first two will of course be the do coke lines and abuse children celebrations.

I typically love your stuff, DDB, but this one zoomed right over my head. Packers? I know it's anathema to explain comedy, but I'm flummoxed.

 

[Vandalman]

Fournette is better than I remember

 

[johnmd20]

Evans gets hurt a lot and comes back pretty quickly a lot.

 

[Mugsy’s Walk-Off Bunt]

Score fast. I want to see this rookie play QB next for WFT!

 

[FisksFinger]

What’s with Arians gear slung across his shoulders? Looks like a Star Wars bounty hunter

 

[johnmd20]

Fournette definitely doing pliability this year

He looks electric. He is on it.

 

[Al Zarilla]

Evans catches balls

 

[Mugsy’s Walk-Off Bunt]

Brate really showed up tonight.

 

[vadertime]

and that's game.

 

[Miniman]

It‘s a direct result of the vacuum between his ears.

Gotta be a result of the disconnect between anti Brady pro Bucs.

 

[johnmd20]

Losing Heiny really ends this game, you have to figure.

 

[johnmd20]

No catch.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

I typically love your stuff, DDB, but this one zoomed right over my head. Packers? I know it's anathema to explain comedy, but I'm flummoxed.

The Washington guy did a celebration that looked like he was doing a shoot it in my veins heroin type celebration so I was just riffing.

Also. I have been drinking.

 

[Mugsy’s Walk-Off Bunt]

No WAY. Oh well.

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

No catch.

 

[brandonchristensen]

Man...Brady is spoiled by receivers that are good at getting open.

It seems like every catch the Pats receivers make is contested.

 

[luckiestman]

Ovuh

edit: I’m on delay, no catch

 

[Mugsy’s Walk-Off Bunt]

Thanks, expert official! Thanks for explaining what we can absolutely, undeniably see with our own eyes. Really earning that paycheck.

 

[Mystic Merlin]

Ron Rivera is the man, incidentally.

 

[Harry Hooper]

No catch.

You are correct.

 

[heavyde050]

Another drop. This is unbelievable. Two dropped TDs.

 

[kartvelo]

No catch

 

[Cellar-Door]

I believe it was a "payne"killer given his name.

The Washington guy did a celebration that looked like he was doing a shoot it in my veins heroin type celebration so I was just riffing.

Also. I have been drinking.

 

[joe dokes]

Man...Brady is spoiled by receivers that are good at getting open.

It seems like every catch the Pats receivers make is contested.

The Pats are playing?

 

[brandonchristensen]

I'm gonna say it.

HE CAUGHT IT!

FUCK IT. WILDCARD!

 

[ilol@u]

It's not a heroin celebration lol. Look at Russell's celebration from the NBA - it's ICE IN MY VEINS.

 

[brandonchristensen]

The Pats are playing?

you could argue they didn't play this year

but even last year.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

It's not a heroin celebration lol. Look at Russell's celebration from the NBA - it's ICE IN MY VEINS.

I don’t care.

 

[heavyde050]

Man...Brady is spoiled by receivers that are good at getting open.

It seems like every catch the Pats receivers make is contested.

They still drop a lot of his passes (in both Tampa and in New England).

 

[Cellar-Door]

Montez was a guy a lot of people mocked to us in the draft, will be interesting to see what he has/

 

[loshjott]

I believe it was a "payne"killer given his name.

PSA to encourage people to get the covid vaccine?

 

[joe dokes]

Score fast. I want to see this rookie play QB next for WFT!

We've had a George Blanda sighting. Maybe Clint Longley next?

 

[brandonchristensen]

They still drop a lot of his passes (in both Tampa and in New England).

Sure, but this year they're open when they drop it.

 

[Mugsy’s Walk-Off Bunt]

GRONK road-grading. TD.