- Apr 17, 2003
It's Exponent. They will cheat---the video will show someone taking balls with deflation needles and pumps already inserted in them and show the person touching all 12-14 to start the pump with a clock running in the background.It will never happen, but I would love to see things at least get as far as Exponent being required to produce the video of the test they claim to have done demonstrating someone could deflate all 12-14 footballs in that little bathroom in 90 seconds.
Or perhaps they'll state that their test made 'simplifying assumptions' such as assuming that the test is occurring on a body in motion traveling near the speed of light, so time slows down.
Or they'll cite "reliable external Exponent research partner 'Jets4EvaKensil' " as certifying that he personally completed the test within the stated parameters