Tom Brady is retired

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That clip of Brady trying to cover Gronk and “run” after him is so LOL. Top Gun would never show dudes who look like that much of a dork.
 

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I'd take those dorks now over what the Pats are trotting out there in 2023.
 

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Dudes playing beach football is about as normal as it gets.
Gronk’s girlfriend, who posted the video, literally made the “Top Gun 3” comparison herself. Like, she couldn’t even conceal for an instant that they were self aware of what they were doing.

Brady and Gronk and the rest have brought me a lot of joy over the years, which is why I hope they manage to find some kind of spirit quest or some shit to go on so they can make some kind of peace with life after football. Maybe bring a lotus flower to a monastery on top of a snow capped mountain. Something. Just don’t have anyone filming it.
 

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I mean, playing beach football is literally the baseline of being a normal dude. Having a Sports Illustrated cover model, making awful girlfriend jokes that they think are funnier than they are, filming it makes them epic normal dudes.
 

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Bridget owning the Bucs is phenomenal. She is on the come up. That Blue Bloods cash flow went to the right place.
 

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I mean, playing beach football is literally the baseline of being a normal dude. Having a Sports Illustrated cover model, making awful girlfriend jokes that they think are funnier than they are, filming it makes them epic normal dudes.
Playing beach football isn't the baseline of being a normal dude for this group. Know your audience, bro.
 

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In a perfect world TB12 would be on the active roster so he can take one snap and hand it off to Rhamondre. Actually fuck that. He should go out there and sling it.
 

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Pissed that the Fins home game is during hot weather
We could have used the home field advantage
 

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Let's see ... they'll retire the number and automatically induct him into the team HoF. And the halftime highlight film will last longer than the first half took to play
 

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