Week 1 Game Thread

[luckiestman]

Allen fumbled again, this time on 4th and 1

Starting to feel like an Allen Truther but he did not fumble that. That was on the center

 

[DJnVa]

Mahomes has 297 yards passing.

 

[DJnVa]

Hill ruled out. Mahomes still appears to have limp when he jogs.

 

[Seels]

Did Miami already quit

 

[mauf]

Did Weddle just get Van Gogh’d there? Yikes.

Not much fazes my football-playing son, but he was freaked out by that one. Hopefully just an open cut on his scalp, but damn.

 

[shawnrbu]

Tyreek declared out.

 

[sonofgodcf]

I don't think I've ever seen a player have his head split open underneath the helmet. That did not look good for Weddle.

 

[NYCSox]

Miami is going 0-16. This may be the worst collection of talent since the 1976 Bucs.

 

[NJ_Sox_Fan]

Such a shame about Hill

 

[DJnVa]

Did Miami already quit

A few weeks ago.

 

[Brand Name]

RG3, Mariota, Jay Schroder: 4 TDs, 15 passing attempts.

Lamar Jackson: 9 attempts, 4 passing TDs.

 

[Deathofthebambino]

Did Miami already quit

Yep, back in March.

 

[luckiestman]

Miami is going 0-16. This may be the worst collection of talent since the 1976 Bucs.

They’re tanking, right?

 

[shawnrbu]

Miami is going 0-16. This may be the worst collection of talent since the 1976 Bucs.

What does Flores think of his team’s execution?

 

[Al Zarilla]

Mahomes has 297 yards passing.

A ton of that is RAC, but no doubt he’s really good.

 

[The Social Chair]

Since the Pats were supposedly making offers to the Steelers in March before the draft, I'd say Harry would not be a Patriot if a deal had been struck.

He was referring to Hollywood Brown.

 

[shawnrbu]

Browns left tackle ejected. So much roid rage in Week 1.

 

[Mugsy’s Walk-Off Bunt]

What does Flores think of his team’s execution?

He’s in favor of it.

 

[Ed Hillel]

Mahomes hasn't thrown a pass downfield in a while.

 

[mauf]

Joe Flacco would’ve somehow turned that incompletion into DPI.

 

[axx]

#4 for Allen

 

[Al Zarilla]

Miami is going 0-16. This may be the worst collection of talent since the 1976 Bucs.

Go out and get a franchise coach (if Flores is) only to tank?

 

[Harry Hooper]

He was referring to Hollywood Brown.

Whoops

 

[Deathofthebambino]

A. Levine just went up the middle for 60 yards for the Ravens. The Dolphins suck.

No report of whether Levine broke into a horrible falsetto after the run.

 

[DJnVa]

Ravens run fake punt up 35-3 with 2 minutes left in half?

 

[NJ_Sox_Fan]

Fake punt up 35-3?

 

[Ed Hillel]

Classless!

 

[MuppetAsteriskTalk]

RG3, Mariota, Jay Schroder: 4 TDs, 15 passing attempts.

Lamar Jackson: 9 attempts, 4 passing TDs.

I could swear they cut in with a highlight during Rams/Panthers and said he had 5 TD passes.

 

[shawnrbu]

Fake punt up 35-3 from Mr. Classy. Nobody has ever seen that.

 

[Mugsy’s Walk-Off Bunt]

Predict no one will say a thing about that fake punt.

 

[NYCSox]

What does Flores think of his team’s execution?

Well played.

 

[luckiestman]

4 takeaways for the Jesters. That’s awesome.

O is a punt fest so nothing to get too cray about yet

 

[johnmd20]

Not much fazes my football-playing son, but he was freaked out by that one. Hopefully just an open cut on his scalp, but damn.

Scalp wounds are notoriously bloody. You just can't stop the bleeding.

 

[Ed Hillel]

Mahomes should probably not be playing.

 

[Ed Hillel]

So Kelce shoves a guy and the penalty is on the defender.

 

[johnmd20]

Jets can't be that happy about this half. 4 turnovers and barely scraping to get to double digits in points. Their D has been incredible, though.

 

[johnmd20]

So Kelce shoves a guy and the penalty is on the defender.

That was garbage.

Baltimore taking up 35 to 3 is really lousy.

 

[DJnVa]

Same old Browns?

 

[shawnrbu]

Cam Wake is a problem.

 

[DJnVa]

Their D has been incredible, though.

Bills though

 

[NJ_Sox_Fan]

Disappointed to see Lamar not throw or take it himself for #5

 

[Mystic Merlin]

Mahomes should probably not be playing.

Yeah he looks like shit, late career Bledsoe back there. His arm is so good he can compensate for being unable to follow through on his passes, but he should sit. You’re playing the long game, Andy

 

[Brand Name]

-38 at Buffalo, Week 3 in 1966 was the Dolphins previous worst halftime margin. New record today, boys.

 

[Pesky Pole]

I can’t wait for every media idiot to overreact and think the Ravens are a top team. Basically everyone playing the Fins will look like a Super Bowl team.

 

[BornToRun]

LOL Jets

 

[johnmd20]

Nice kick Vedvik.

 

[shawnrbu]

I hope Vedvik can get out of his lease early.

 

[Deathofthebambino]

I have the Over in the Jets/Bills game, so this is about what I expected. A shank field goal here will be the perfect ending.

 

[Deathofthebambino]

LOL, of course.

 

[luckiestman]

I have the Over in the Jets/Bills game, so this is about what I expected. A shank field goal here will be the perfect ending.

Here I am worried about the kicker and they fuck up the hold