Week 12 Gamethread

[E5 Yaz]

The Lions might not gain a yard today

 

[bankshot1]

I took the Lions and the points, but it's about fucking impossible to take seriously a team that dresses like that

 

[Bowhemian]

The Lions might not gain a yard today

Fail.

 

[johnmd20]

The Lions might not gain a yard today

Math doesn't check out.

 

[johnmd20]

3rd and 4, running.

Bleh.

 

[E5 Yaz]

Math doesn't check out.

They didn't gain "a" yard. They gained much more than that

 

[Ed Hillel]

Did that XP go in?

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

A combined 10 first downs and 145 yards in the first quarter. Might be a shoot out.

 

[Awesome Fossum]

These all grey Lions uniforms are an abomination.

 

[johnmd20]

The fumble that changed the game.

 

[luckiestman]

These all grey Lions uniforms are an abomination.

They’re fine.

 

[johnmd20]

Swift had the first there. But he ran sideways.

 

[E5 Yaz]

Swift had the first there. But he ran sideways.

You see that so many times. Trying to make something bigger out of it instead of moving the chains.

 

[E5 Yaz]

Knee might be down

 

[luckiestman]

Great clock management

 

[Ale Xander]

National games:
Now Bills @ Lions CBS
Today Giants @Cowboys 4:30 Fox
Today Patriots @ Vikings 8:15 NBC (See other thread)

Sunday Night Packers @ Eagles NBC
Monday Night Steelers @ Colts ESPN

 

[Ale Xander]

Good celebration

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

TD but bad clock management gives Allen plenty of time .

 

[speedracer]

This might be the first time ever I’ve seen a coach calling 3rd down plays with 4th down in mind

 

[johnmd20]

AMON RA.

Let's go!

 

[johnmd20]

Von Miller getting carted off is the biggest hit the Bills have taken this year.

 

[shawnrbu]

Allen now has first name status with Nantz.

 

[luckiestman]

Allen now has first name status with Nantz.

Just cope by pretending his name is Allen Josh

 

[Al Zarilla]

This is the rub: Detroit can't stop Buffalo.

 

[johnmd20]

Just cope by pretending his name is Allen Josh

When it comes to Nantz, there is no way to cope.

It must be endured.

 

[Ale Xander]

Good D

tough kick now

 

[shawnrbu]

Romo just spazzed out before the 3rd Down play.

 

[luckiestman]

When it comes to Nantz, there is no way to cope.

It must be endured.

You are the Shackleton of the game thread

 

[johnmd20]

You are the Shackleton of the game thread

I view Nantz as a penance for any wrongs I may have committed.

Life is suffering. In that regard, Nantz fits into life very snugly.

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

You can take some delight in the fact that Romo makes more than twice Nantz’s salary.

 

[Marciano490]

Cowher really hasn’t aged in a decade.

 

[johnmd20]

You can take some delight in the fact that Romo makes more than twice Nantz’s salary.

I very much do.

What comforts me is the knowledge that Nantz walks around with pictures of toast in his wallet so he can get his toast toasted exactly how he likes it. Definitely not serial killer stuff.

 

[luckiestman]

Is this a matrix sequel

 

[LaszloKovacks]

The matrix????

 

[Marciano490]

I very much do.

What comforts me is the knowledge that Nantz walks around with pictures of toast in his wallet so he can get his toast toasted exactly how he likes it. Definitely not serial killer stuff.

Please let this be true….

 

[hitatater]

halftime show?? what??

 

[Marciano490]

I didn’t realize Bebe had all these bangers. Staten Island’s great musician?

 

[CoffeeNerdness]

Thicc.

 

[johnmd20]

Please let this be true….

It is unequivocally true.

 

[johnmd20]

Thicc.

Thicccccccc.

Too many cs in that thicc.

 

[Ale Xander]

I didn’t realize Bebe had all these bangers. Staten Island’s great musician?

Baez/Wu-Tang

 

[hitatater]

And now I see the grey unis....

Seems like this:

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

Dan Campbell is the jerk coach of the team that loses to the scrappy underdogs in every football movie.

 

[Marciano490]

It is unequivocally true.

Has he switched to cell phone pictures? I need to know everything about this.

 

[E5 Yaz]

That's a helluva tackle

 

[E5 Yaz]

Nantz misreads the graphic

 

[johnmd20]

Has he switched to cell phone pictures? I need to know everything about this.

No, he has a laminated picture.

Normal stuff.

 

[luckiestman]

https://www.si.com/.amp/extra-mustard/2016/03/29/jim-nantz-cbs-march-madness-toast-story

 

[johnmd20]

Too much time. Wide open.

Too easy for Buffalo.

 

[DeJesus Built My Hotrod]

Dime