Week 2 - Miami: Let’s Groove Tonight

[Groovenstein]

For those who might be asking “Who is Vederian Lowe?”

What a weird-ass version of Atlas Shrugged

 

[Dollar]

View: https://twitter.com/MikeReiss/status/1703559850888667389

For those who might be asking “Who is Vederian Lowe?” based on him being the Patriots’ starting LT in warmups, here is a snapshot of his media guide page with details:

Born the same day the Patriots selected Damien Woody in the '99 draft. Hope we see some shades of Woody tonight from Lowe.

edit: and looking at Wikipedia randomly I found something weird. Woody had a 3ft 2in broad jump in the combine. Lowe had a 8ft 3 in broad jump. How the hell is there that big of a difference?

edit2: must be a mistake in Wikipedia. other sources have Woody with an 8 ft 2 in broad jump

 

[E5 Yaz]

"The Sunday Night Anthem"???

 

[OnWisc]

As someone who still believes in Mac, I’m optimistic. Of course I also have terrible instincts.

 

[Ale Xander]

No overhead shots of Foxborough?

 

[8slim]

The best uniforms in football history. Let’s gooooooo!

 

[staz]

I miss Faith Hill

 

[OnWisc]

"The Sunday Night Anthem"???

Well, at least in this case the sentiment is actually true.

 

[8slim]

No overhead shots of Foxborough?

As someone who grew up in Foxboro, NBCs insistence that Pats games are played in Boston Harbor makes me irrationally insane.

 

[loshjott]

I’m already sick of Collinsworth.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

As someone who still believes in Mac, I’m optimistic. Of course I also have terrible instincts.

I'm a Macolyte, too. Think he's going to have an excellent year.

 

[Ale Xander]

I’m already sick of Collinsworth.

I’m already sick of Tirico

 

[staz]

And what happened at the conclusion of the 2001 season, Mike?

That's right.

 

[Groovenstein]

So with Jones out, does a Dolphins win come with an asterisk?

 

[OnWisc]

As someone who grew up in Foxboro, NBCs insistence that Pats games are played in Boston Harbor makes me irrationally insane.

Better than Providence.

 

[YTF]

The best uniforms in football history. Let’s gooooooo!

You don't see two teams wearing throwbacks in the same game often, it would be great if the Dolphins wore theirs too.

 

[Eck'sSneakyCheese]

Rhamondre and Zeke run wild tonight. Or at least I hope that’s the plan. Parker with an FU TD or two

 

[Ale Xander]

So with Jones out, does a Dolphins win come with an asterisk?

Hopefully not with a belt

 

[OnWisc]

So with Jones out, does a Dolphins win come with an asterisk?

We’ll never know.

 

[Dollar]

So there's no alternate option available tonight to watch with the Mannings, or Woody and Buzz, or the McCourtys or something?

 

[greek_gawd_of_walks]

So with Jones out, does a Dolphins win come with an asterisk?

I think if it does, your game thread starts record receives one too.

 

[8slim]

What idiot is doing this narration. Dear Christ.

 

[Dollar]

WTF is this accent?

 

[loshjott]

This is horrible.

 

[Ale Xander]

Is this one of the Keebler elves or a Smurf or a SW Dwarf?

 

[8slim]

You don't see two teams wearing throwbacks in the same game often, it would be great if the Dolphins wore theirs too.

It’s so weird that throwback games don’t involve both teams.

 

[Mystic Merlin]

This segment sucks.

Kenny Chesney, huh?

 

[Ale Xander]

The Boys of Fall (and historically, Winter, too)

LFG

 

[Rico Guapo]

Brutal segment lol.

 

[rodderick]

Gotta say, the ringing the bell stuff is super corny.

 

[Eck'sSneakyCheese]

I’m not wishing it on him but he’s going to get hit hard tonight. Good luck to his career.

 

[Marciano490]

I haven’t been home in awhile. Is that what Boston accents sound like now?

 

[Dollar]

Why doesn't everyone wear that helmet?

 

[Ale Xander]

18 and counting

Can still Break it this year

 

[ifmanis5]

"Boston" segments are generally cartoonish and don't play well in actual Boston.

 

[Groovenstein]

Is Belichick trying to raise breast cancer awareness with that hoodie? Good lord

 

[Ed Hillel]

Excited to see 27 chasing Hill around tonight.

 

[AB in DC]

Wait, so I can watch on TV for free (with cable) or watch on my phone, but I can't watch on my laptop without paying $$ to Peacock?? That can't be right.

 

[loshjott]

John Smith is a WR now?

 

[OnWisc]

"Boston" segments are generally cartoonish and don't play well in actual Boston.

Neither do the Pats.

 

[staz]

Old school field graphics too boot!

 

[YTF]

WTF is this accent?

Sounded like a sedated Lenny Clarke

 

[Ale Xander]

Would be great if Parker and Gesicki big games

 

[Ale Xander]

Rham tough

 

[DeadlySplitter]

Rham Tough

 

[Ed Hillel]

Forearm shiver #JackEdwards

 

[Remagellan]

Interesting that they chose to use theses against the Dolphins, because they didn't have a lot of success against the Phins in these togs.

 

[Eck'sSneakyCheese]

He’s definitely 100%

 

[Ed Hillel]

Rham Tough

Rham Dainty

 

[Dr. Gonzo]

Beautiful run