Week 3 NFL Game Thread

[bankshot1]

Collinsworth gets wood for a 20 yard out pattern?

 

[Ed Hillel]

Awesome. An NFL QB can throw it 20 yards.

I think Manning shat himself getting it there, too.

 

[lars10]

Cris "You happy now!"
 
Well, it's not a catch.

Every single time Peyton throws it past 15 yards Cris has made this comment... as if none of the other throws happened.

 

[CoffeeNerdness]

Caldwell winning challenges is some bizarro world shit.

 

[Ed Hillel]

Manning nearly got killed there.

 

[RoyHobbs]

that was some major hands to the face stuff there

 

[jimbobim]

It's just amazing that the Peyton ball washers apparently want everyone to forget that watching Manning used to be like watching a video game. It used to be a chore for average to above average teams to get him off the field. He's a bare shadow of himself now. Can't wait for the Pats- Broncos game. No way manning will be able to keep up.

 

[Mystic Merlin]

I wonder if NBC tells Collinsworth and Michaels to make small talk about their new shitty shows.  I'm going with 'yes.'

 

[Dahabenzapple2]

Stop running Bell NOW

 

[Helmet Head]

Oh good. More Bell

 

[Silverdude2167]

Caldwell winning challenges is some bizarro world shit.

Wasn't he perfect in challenges last regular season?

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

Freaking Detroit. They had them third and 21 at the 10 and now they are on their own 20.

 

[Ed Hillel]

He had so much space in the middle.

 

[lars10]

It's just amazing that the Peyton ball washers apparently want everyone to forget that watching Manning used to be like watching a video game. It used to be a chore for average to above average teams to get him off the field. He's a bare shadow of himself now. Can't wait for the Pats- Broncos game. No way manning will be able to keep up.

And his team has just barely beat an 0-3 Ravens team, had a game handed to them by the Chiefs and is barely beating an 0-2 Lions team...

 

[soxhop411]

How many good games did we get this week?

 

[mikeford]

How many good games did we get this week?

2? Indy/Tenn and Cincy/Balt

 

[Devizier]

How many good games did we get this week?

Raiders Browns? Was that the best game this week?

 

[Mystic Merlin]

Ebron is a fucking shitty player.

 

[Ed Hillel]

Have a game Ebron

 

[Ed Hillel]

How is that not DPI though

 

[brandonchristensen]

Johnson is so damn good.

 

[lars10]

how is that not DPI?

 

[Ed Hillel]

Also a penalty

 

[notfar]

Peyton would have had that.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

I don't understand the pi rule.

 

[brandonchristensen]

Wow, that wasn't PI?
 
Jesus.

 

[nothumb]

detroit just does so much dumb shit.

 

[brandonchristensen]

Lions got fucked there

 

[Morgan's Magic Snowplow]

This would be a good time for Peyton's weekly pick six.

 

[rodderick]

This two point deficit seems unsurmountable.

 

[Ed Hillel]

Stafford is snapping at 01 every time, and Miller is jumping because of it.

 

[soxhop411]

These refs need to retire.

 

[ifmanis5]

I don't understand the pi rule.

Nobody does.

 

[soxhop411]

What the fuck was that stubhub commercial?

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

You have to game plan against Denver like your QB is going to get less than three seconds every time. Those guys are in the backfield so fast.

 

[crystalline]

Dirty elbow to the head

 

[Ed Hillel]

Sanders is going to be Peyton's next victim with these throws.

 

[DJnVa]

He just said "Peyton intentionally completed that short one to bring up this 3rd and 5".
 
Really. He said that.

 

[Dahabenzapple2]

Ebron is a fucking shitty player.

All potential, no results

 

[Ed Hillel]

I would challenge that.

 

[Stitch01]

Bad spot. Kubiak asleep

 

[nothumb]

woof. looks like a tough spot from the angles we got.

 

[brandonchristensen]

Nice run back.
 
Sanders got bent in half that one play, surprised he got up.

 

[Dahabenzapple2]

He just said "Peyton intentionally completed that short one to bring up this 3rd and 5".
 
Really. He said that.

Yes he did say that. I'm glad you posted this as his statements about Peyton Manning remind me of John Connolly talking about Whitey Bulger in Black Mass

 

[nothumb]

hi, i'm peyton manning, and i have direct tv,
 
and i'm 39 year old peyton manning with nerve damage, and i make vaguely homophobic television commercials.
 
but i still let cris collinsworth lick my balls.
 
go figure.

 

[brandonchristensen]

I like skinny legs Peyton more.

 

[Ed Hillel]

That was dirty

 

[Dahabenzapple2]

Bad spot. Kubiak asleep

Been asleep for years. I love that Elway is the GM. Hires an old team mate - his old back up. Kubiak had ZERO chance of ever getting another NFL HC job

 

[Dahabenzapple2]

Matthew Stafford is a BUM

 

[Ed Hillel]

Hahahahaha what a loser