Week 3 NFL Game Thread

[rembrat]

 

[edmunddantes]

So will that be a catch and fumble or an incompletion this week?

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

I wish they could just say "he didn't catch the ball." Just once.

 

[edmunddantes]

He caught. Tucked. And turned up field. No idea what is a catch anymore.

 

[rembrat]

Really?!

 

[rembrat]

LOL GNATS

 

[edmunddantes]

Was the New York replay office distracted by another game?

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

No dog in the fight but it's fucked up that a play is supposed to get reviewed, is a questionable play yet doesn't get reviewed and hence costs a team a timeout.

 

[edmunddantes]

Wow. Giants doing their best to try to screw this up, but Washington more determined at screwing it up.

 

[rembrat]

Why doesn't Eli snap the ball at 1 like everyone else?

 

[ypioca]

Does every producer figure out a way to get the Tyree catch into every fucking giants game broadcast?

 
What else are they gonna fill time with, with these two shit teams? Dan Snyder's controversies? Manningface compilation?

 

[rembrat]

The Giants and these fucking catches.

 

[ipol]

Eli's horseshoe alive and well and living in his ass.

 

[Greg29fan]

That's Vintage Eli Manning

 

[Luis Taint]

That gives me PTSD

 

[E5 Yaz]

Eli's horseshoe alive and well and living in his ass.

 
So maybe he should play for the Colts

 

[rembrat]

LOLOLOLOL

 

[edmunddantes]

Lol. Really? Both of these teams are horrible.

 

[Turrable]

"The giants are a football team"

 

[E5 Yaz]

I played this exact sequence on this once
 

 

[Dollar]

Watch Belichick choose to onside kick every time when the Pats play the Giants in November.

 

[edmunddantes]

Thought Giants touched it? Not a penalty.

 

[E5 Yaz]

Every loose ball goes to this fucking team. Every. damn. one.

 
They put magnets in the balls

 

[rembrat]

Pass?

 

[edmunddantes]

Did Mike Carey go home for the night or does he have no opinion on whether that flag was correct on out of bounds?

 

[GeorgeCostanza]

Pick up the pace jack asses

 

[LondonSox]

This game plus Romo and Dez is why the Eagles despite the worst performance imaginable last week are somehow alive in this craptastic division.

If the Eagles are as bad as last week this division. Yeesh

 

[Section15Box113]

I played this exact sequence on this once
 

That game was awesome.

 

[tims4wins]

Intrigued by the Philly-Jets, Baltimore-Cincy, and Buffalo-Miami games today. Feel like Buffalo-Miami is pretty big for early season standings and momentum. A Miami loss would really set them
back in the division race, but a Buffalo loss would leave them at 0-2 and likely a best case 3-3 division finish

 

[canderson]

Pyrotechnics failed in St. Louis and caught the field on fire. Firefighters had to put out, using shopvac to suck up water. No idea of they can play due to burnt turf.

Edit: announcement says kickoff in 10 minutes.

 

[E5 Yaz]

Pyrotechnics failed in St. Louis and caught the fiekd on fire. Firefighters had to put out, using shipvac to suck up water. No idea of they can play due to burnt turf.

 
Burnt turf is still better than Oakland

 

[BigMike]

Pyrotechnics failed in St. Louis and caught the fiekd on fire. Firefighters had to put out, using shipvac to suck up water. No idea of they can play due to burnt turf.

 
Game will start in a few minutes.  This is ridiculous.  
 
Or maybe not, teams are heading back to the locker room now

 

[Greg29fan]

Can't say I saw this start coming from the Cowboys

 

[mauf]

Can't say I saw this start coming from the Cowboys

Turns out you can field a solid NFL team with replacement-level players at the offensive skill positions if your line play is good enough.

 

[edmunddantes]

Damn. Great block by the fullback from Atlanta.

 

[mauf]

 
Game will start in a few minutes.  This is ridiculous.  
 
Or maybe not, teams are heading back to the locker room now

Makes you wonder if they should be using pyrotechnics at all, especially in an indoor stadium.

 

[edmunddantes]

The way the fireworks failed would have been an issue in any stadium with field turf.

 

[Stitch01]

Ravens flat out suck

Also hope everyone took the free money of the lol Jets being favored

 

[mauf]

The way the fireworks failed would have been an issue in any stadium with field turf.

I'm not thinking of that precise problem so much as malfunctions in general. If the fireworks can misfire badly enough to ruin part of the turf, why are we so sure they couldn't misfire into the stands?

 

[Average Reds]

Ravens flat out suck

Also hope everyone took the free money of the lol Jets being favored

While I agree in principle, only the suck that is the Eagles offense keeps this from being 24-0.

Apparently the Jets suck is much more powerful than the Eagles suck.

 

[tims4wins]

See ya in 2016 Flacco

 

[Greg29fan]

Weeeden did a great job for a quarter and 3/4 and then blew it

 

[hunter05]

Marshall trying to pitch the football to a teammate and the Eagles get it. Great stuff.

 

[redsoxcentury]

Brandon Marshall is a grade A moron. Flicks football back towards teammate while being tackled before knee hits ground. Eagles ball in Jets territory after Eagles take 17-0 lead

 

[luckiestman]

OMG take me now

 

[hunter05]

The call stands. Awesome. So JETS

 

[soxhop411]

https://vine.co/v/exUtnY5UDE6

Marshall play

 

[Old Fart Tree]

Incredibly jetsy play by Marshall there

 

[edmunddantes]

Dez Bryant review in the Bengals game.

 

[edmunddantes]

And it strikes again. No td