Wildcard Gamethread

[Boston Brawler]

By the way, is it snowing or raining in Cincy, or some combination?

Temp is in the 40s, looks like rain.

 

[DannyHeep]

Is there any sense in trying to run 8 yards to get 1 yard?

 
When you have a guy like Ronnie Brown in his prime you run any play you want.

 

[Reverend]

A fucking off-tackle stretch run to Ronnie Brown?
 
Time for a FG.

That was exactly the kind of play I used to try in Madden when I was young and had no idea how football worked. The reasoning was that I should run over there because there weren't any guys over there, so I should be able to run into the endzone.

It didn't generally work.

 

[Dogman]

Just blitz

 

[bball831]

Cincy needs to mix it up -- throw a WR or RB screen.  Something to slow down the pass rush.

 

[Sportsbstn]

Turns out the SD offense has been employing the right strategy all along:  Let Dalton fuck up the game

 

[mascho]

Said the Victorian Era dildo salesman.

 

[dcmissle]

Namtz so obviously pulling for Cincy. Holarious

 

[johnmd20]

peanut butter

 
I was going to write that. But I didn't. I should have.

 

[86spike]

Oh Gio Bernard is on the team still? Forgot about him.

 

[Ed Hillel]

That was clear OPI.

 

[DannyHeep]

That was exactly the kind of play I used to try in Madden when I was young and had no idea how football worked. The reasoning was that I should run over there because there weren't any guys over there, so I should be able to run into the endzone.

It didn't generally work.

 
To be fair that is generally how it worked with video games pre-1990.

 

[Harry Hooper]

Simms over-praising as usual, out of his end zone?

 

[quint]

That was exactly the kind of play I used to try in Madden when I was young and had no idea how football worked. The reasoning was that I should run over there because there weren't any guys over there, so I should be able to run into the endzone.

It didn't generally work.

Have you attempted to contact the Detroit Lions regarding their head coaching vacancy?

I understand they're interviewing candidates.

 

[Dogman]

Fuck the contain, attack on D

 

[Fred in Lynn]

And on a green field, too, Jim.

 

[Ed Hillel]

Have to make that tackle.

 

[E5 Yaz]

 
I was going to write that. But I didn't. I should have.

 
Just like the time you told us you were about to invent Google, but decided to watch an NCIS marathon on USA ... because who knows when there'd be another one

 

[fineyoungarm]

Simms over-praising as usual, out of his end zone?

 
Has he used an adverb yet today?

 

[Mystic Merlin]

Anytime Melvin Ingram is outside of the tackle box, it's a disaster.

 

[Dan Murfman]

Namtz so obviously pulling for Cincy. Holarious


He really wants Luck vs Manning next week

 

[E5 Yaz]

Quick, someone call for a LOLton

 

[Dogman]

Decent play from the ginger

 

[Stitch01]

Man FG instead of TD was big last drive

 

[Ed Hillel]

San Diego not dancing right now.

 

[quint]

 
Just like the time you told us you were about to invent Google, but decided to watch an NCIS marathon on USA ... because who knows when there'd be another one

FATALITY

 

[mascho]

Quick, someone call for a LOLton

 
I love you.

 

[johnmd20]

Wow, Dalton sucks.

 

[Ed Hillel]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[eddiew112]

LOLTON

 

[Sportsbstn]

Bernard might not make it out of this game with shots like that

 

[Mystic Merlin]

LOLTON REDUX

 

[MiracleOfO2704]

El.
Oh.
El.

 

[Boston Brawler]

Lol

 

[Dogman]

Quick, someone call for a LOLton

 
Asked and answered

 

[DeJesus Built My Hotrod]

LOLTON!!!

 

[DJnVa]

that was a Sanchez throw

 

[Al Zarilla]

Quick, someone call for a LOLton

You rang? LOL

 

[Harry Hooper]

Dalton!!! How did he convince himself the receiver was open?

 

[DaughtersofDougMirabelli]

Anytime Melvin Ingram is outside of the tackle box, it's a disaster.

 
Ingram says FU

 

[Luis Taint]

Hahaha

 

[fawstahcu]

Right after Nantz mentioned a Dalton pick would end their season...

 

[Sportsbstn]

BUNGLES

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

Lol Dalton.

 

[mikeot]

Dalton not so LOL on this drive ... oh, wait.  

 

[Dan to Theo to Ben]

LOLTON
 
Brady would have put up 42 today

 

[bball831]

Dalton is so bad.  Colts D sucks but the difference between Luck and Dalton is enough for me to want Cincy.

 

[Section15Box113]

Brutal, Dalton.

 

[mabrowndog]

Holy fucking shit. This is beyond comical.
 
Dalton is one of the worst QBs I've ever seen on a playoff team.

 

[SeoulSoxFan]

Dalton Land. 
 
 
 
AGAIN