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    2024 Playoffs Eastern Conference First Round: (2) New York Knicks vs (7) Philadelphia 76ers - The Danse Macabre

    Wouldn't combinatorics fit the joke better than number theory? How do you feel about game 6?
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    2024 Playoffs Eastern Conference First Round: (2) New York Knicks vs (7) Philadelphia 76ers - The Danse Macabre

    I mean, the Knicks did almost the same thing to Philly in game 2. Philly just yoinked one right back on them. Fun series. I think it'd be tied up if Embiid was healthy.
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    2024 Playoffs Eastern Conference First Round: (3) Milwaukee Bucks vs (6) Indiana Pacers

    Beverly makes a couple of buckets and thinks he's Edwards. Pass the ball, bozo.
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    Green Zinger Tea - Kristaps Porziņģis 2023-24

    I mean it tells us something, but not much. Guessing we won't know about the severity for a little while. Luxuriously, they don't need him to finish off Miami or the ORL/CLE winner.
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    Green Zinger Tea - Kristaps Porziņģis 2023-24

    Injury report at 5pm, I'm guessing. This is torture though, over here lighting sage.
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    2024 Playoffs Western Conference First Round: (2) Denver Nuggets vs (7) LA Lakers

    That's the absolutely scary part about facing that guy. He's a dominating force even with a "pedestrian" game.
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    Green Zinger Tea - Kristaps Porziņģis 2023-24

    Pacers are playing the Knicks should they both advance. Celtics would get ORL/CLE and should be able to handle either of them without Porizingis.
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    2024 Playoffs Western Conference First Round: (2) Denver Nuggets vs (7) LA Lakers

    Denver is in for a tough series with Minnesota, that one is going to be really good.
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    2024 Playoffs Western Conference First Round: (2) Denver Nuggets vs (7) LA Lakers

    See ya LAL!
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    2024 Playoffs Western Conference First Round: (2) Denver Nuggets vs (7) LA Lakers

    Back breaking offensive rebound by Gordon
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    2024 Playoffs Western Conference First Round: (2) Denver Nuggets vs (7) LA Lakers

    Lakers depending on scrubs like Rui and Russell to make shots.
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    2024 Playoffs Western Conference First Round: (2) Denver Nuggets vs (7) LA Lakers

    Old man still has some juice. Would be fun if the Lakers pulled this one out.
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    Green Zinger Tea - Kristaps Porziņģis 2023-24

    From the man himself, doesn't seem to be season ending. View: https://twitter.com/kporzee/status/1785136850878779479
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    4/29: Game 4@Miami

    Well, that's a nasty turn of events.
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    4/29: Game 4@Miami

    Goodnight Miami, you crap ass team
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    4/29: Game 4@Miami

    Van Gundy should be totally embarrassed. Still slobbing Bam in another blowout where he shot under 50%
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    4/29: Game 4@Miami

    Boston hasn’t put in a defensive effort? He’s absolutely insane
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    4/29: Game 4@Miami

    He slid his foot under, as he does pretty frequently.
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    4/29: Game 4@Miami

    Fuck you SVG. Bam always doing that dirty shit
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    4/29: Game 4@Miami

    JB trying to go for a poster and losing the ball is annoying as shit. Take care of the goddamn ball.
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