Payton’s belt adjusting guy is also collecting his liquefied snot to sell in the “Holiday Classic” silent auction. It’s for a good cause."Holiday Classic" is it tonight? There may be a class-action lawsuit
Seems like the issue isn't that we have too many, it's that the ones we do have are bad at football.That was a question in one of Bedard's recent chats online. His answer:
Nothing too serious ... maybe just tear his see-through pants enough to require a uniform changeWe really need Denver to knock Zappe out of this game
Use caps. Elliot cannot hear you from where you are sitting.catch the f'in ball
You want a Zappe wardrobe malfunction?Nothing too serious ... maybe just tear his see-through pants enough to require a uniform change
I'd be in disguise too if I were at this gameWas that Steve Carrell in the Santa outfit?
It’s the whole day. Sorry you had to learn it this way.“Christmas Eve night.” Is that a thing? Is Christmas Eve the whole day? I always thought the eve meant night.
Christmas Eve originally referred to the night Eve gave birth to Jesus“Christmas Eve night.” Is that a thing? Is Christmas Eve the whole day? I always thought the eve meant night.
A+ if autocorrect. A- if it was on purpose. I wouldn’t mortgage my future on it, but I’m guessing unintentional.Realtor should have taken that to the house
From Rich fucking Eisen. Seems like a thing a friend should have told me.It’s the whole day. Sorry you had to learn it this way.
Rich Eisen is a friend to all, large and small.From Rich fucking Eisen. Seems like a thing a friend should have told me.
Never made that claim; fucking obvious if you actually read and understood my original post.It was @lexrageorge
He hates medium people with the heat of 1,000 sunsRich Eisen is a friend to all, large and small.
I think fatty had it, was obviously down, and obviously touched. But whatever.We took it away from a fatty!
Was unintentional. I noticed it before I submitted and was like “ah fuck, send it”A+ if autocorrect. A- if it was on purpose. I wouldn’t mortgage my future on it, but I’m guessing unintentional.
So basically anyone who posts in the new Fraiser thread?He hates medium people with the heat of 1,000 suns