Week 4 Game Thread

[Remagellan]

How is someone so fucking slow always able to pick up those yards and never get popped. Best player in the league and all that, but fuck.

They should play "Anticipation" whenever he starts to scramble.

First Taylor shot.

 

[Marciano490]

Ballgame, if it wasn’t at 3-0. I bet NBC is wishing they could have flexed.

Nah, Taylor in prime time.

 

[Eastchop]

To the poster who said last week that this Swift/Kelce relationship was all “kayfabe” I’m beginning to agree. Just feels too forced and manufactured. Great timing too with her movie coming out.

You think she needs Travis Kelce to help sell tickets?

 

[Remagellan]

I’m pretty sure the studios own all these people at this point; adopt them at a young age like in The Truman Show. Creates lots of economic efficiencies that way.

It is remarkable how many stars came up through the Disney system like the kids in Gen V. Of course, this doesn't apply to Taylor.

 

[Marciano490]

Remember when Ozzy was the devil and now Applebee’s is selling shitty steaks to Crazy Train on Sunday night.

 

[Remagellan]

Nah, Taylor in prime time.

Without a doubt. There are young people who never watch football who are tuned in tonight.

 

[Marciano490]

It is remarkable how many stars came up through the Disney system like the kids in Gen V. Of course, this doesn't apply to Taylor.

And they all seem so happy!

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

They were running ads for her movie during ESPN Sunday Countdown. NBC showed a repeat last night of the SNL that Kelce hosted. Everyone is going come out of this even more rich.

 

[Remagellan]

Remember when Ozzy was the devil and now Applebee’s is selling shitty steaks to Crazy Train on Sunday night.

They used Revolution to sell sneakers.

 

[JOBU]

You think she needs Travis Kelce to help sell tickets?

I mean maybe she’s trying to target an untapped market.

 

[staz]

Baseball team finishes season in cellar, a retired and beloved pitcher dies prematurely
Football team has worst game in recent memory
Two team I hate on SNF
Tomorrow is Monday
And...

Applebee’s is selling shitty steaks to Crazy Train

 

[JCizzle]

After all the hoopla, Dalvin Cook averaging 2.2 YPC.

 

[strek1]

You think she needs Travis Kelce to help sell tickets?

Not tickets. Downloads. She now has the attention of more people. Make the $$$$$ while you can and maximize it.

 

[Reverend]

They used Revolution to sell sneakers.

Well… yeah. compare and contrast:

A Semi-Revolution
By Robert Frost

I advocate a semi-revolution.
The trouble with a total revolution
(Ask any reputable Rosicrucian)
Is that it brings the same class up on top.
Executives of skillful execution
Will therefore plan to go halfway and stop.
Yes, revolutions are the only salves,
But they’re one thing that should be done by halves.

 

[Marciano490]

Freaky Friday but Mac and Zach switch bodies. Get Zac Efron and Aiden Ehrenreich. Call it Freaky Sunday.

 

[Remagellan]

You know one thing will be true about this game--the Chiefs are not looking to rough up Zach.

 

[mauf]

To the poster who said last week that this Swift/Kelce relationship was all “kayfabe” I’m beginning to agree. Just feels too forced and manufactured. Great timing too with her movie coming out.

I don’t know why people are hating on two young people who seem to be having fun and enjoying each other’s company. Sure, there’s a bit of “look at me” going on, but that’s how famous young people are.

 

[Remagellan]

Freaky Friday but Mac and Zach switch bodies. Get Zac Efron and Aiden Ehrenreich. Call it Freaky Sunday.

Despite how terrible he looked today, Mac is better than Zach.

 

[tims4wins]

The Jets may have officially quit

 

[JOBU]

I don’t know why people are hating on two young people who seem to be having fun and enjoying each other’s company. Sure, there’s a bit of “look at me” going on, but that’s how famous young people are.

People don’t like having things shoved in their face.

 

[Reverend]

To the poster who said last week that this Swift/Kelce relationship was all “kayfabe” I’m beginning to agree. Just feels too forced and manufactured. Great timing too with her movie coming out.

Plus they are both 33 years old, 33 of course being the highest degree of Masonry.

 

[Eastchop]

Not tickets. Downloads. She now has the attention of more people. Make the $$$$$ while you can and maximize it.

Well yeah. My point was just that Swift doesn’t need PR stunts, she has the attention

 

[Remagellan]

Right now, it looks like Kelce might be able to join Taylor in her box by the third quarter.

 

[Remagellan]

Plus they are both 33 years old, 33 of course being the highest degree of Masonry.

So are Dame Lilliard and Jrue Holliday.

 

[Reverend]

Right now, it looks like Kelce might be able to join Taylor in her box by the third quarter.

Settle down.

 

[scott bankheadcase]

Overall this season this Jets D must just be tired. They’re just always on the field.

 

[Reverend]

So are Dame Lilliard and Jrue Holliday.

It’s all a rich tapestry.

 

[BigSoxFan]

The Jets may have officially quit

That 1/7 Jets/Pats game will be a doozy

 

[Reverend]

That 1/7 Jets/Pats game will be a doozy

 

[Remagellan]

You think the Chiefs offense got a little jealous of the Dolphins offense hanging a 70 on another team?

 

[ShaneTrot]

How is someone so fucking slow always able to pick up those yards and never get popped. Best player in the league and all that, but fuck.

He isn’t slow. He just looks slow. I don’t know how he does it but he seemingly converts every third down.

 

[Ale Xander]

Right now, it looks like Kelce might be able to join Taylor in her box by the third quarter.

Phrasing

 

[PC Drunken Friar]

I sorta wish that hail mary hit last Sunday

 

[Ale Xander]

How is someone so fucking slow always able to pick up those yards and never get popped. Best player in the league and all that, but fuck.

He gets there quicker by taking the subway

It’s the proferred way to travel, especially in the NY metro area

 

[Ale Xander]

Worst flea flicker attempt ever

 

[Remagellan]

I sorta wish that hail mary hit last Sunday

It really wasn't that close. It was close the way Gronk almost caught the rebound in SB 46--which is to say, it looked closer than it was.

 

[Dollar]

Maybe a Mac for Zach trade might actually make sense. The Jets have enough athletes that Mac can throw some floaters into space and let them go after it, and Zach can run around a little bit until Bourne/Henry get open and fire one in there. It's crazy but why not try it? It would be funny at least.

 

[scott bankheadcase]

Worst flea flicker attempt ever

Guy was wide open. Step up in the pocket and let it rip. The rusher wasn’t as close as Wilson made out.

 

[Remagellan]

I find the promos for these new NBC procedurals really off-putting.

 

[tims4wins]

The fans don’t even bother booing any more

 

[mauf]

Maybe a Mac for Zach trade might actually make sense. The Jets have enough athletes that Mac can throw some floaters into space and let them go after it, and Zach can run around a little bit until Bourne/Henry get open and fire one in there. It's crazy but why not try it? It would be funny at least.

Jets wouldn’t do it. Zach is a modestly better athlete and has a much better arm. His upside isn’t great, but it beats Mac’s.

 

[Remagellan]

Jets wouldn’t do it. Zach is a modestly better athlete and has a much better arm. His upside isn’t great, but it beats Mac’s.

Disagree. A QB who is a lunkhead is not an asset.

 

[soxhop411]

The fans don’t even bother booing any more

Where is fireman ed?

 

[Reverend]

Aaron Rodgers looks like he’s making fun of Andy Reid’s mustache.

 

[luckiestman]

Face masked him in EZ

 

[tims4wins]

Wasn’t in the EZ

 

[shawnrbu]

Jawaan Taylor is a gift.

 

[Reverend]

And just like that: Points on the board. Jets are right back in this.

 

[Ale Xander]

2 or 5 possession game depending on how you look at it

 

[Remagellan]

Wasn’t in the EZ

Complete reversal by this Terry guy within seconds. It was clearly started in the field of play.

 

[Marciano490]

If I was in the nfl I think I’d do the cross with the eye black, but the Batman shit looks cool too.