March 30, Year of our Pedro 2023, OPENING DAY

azsoxpatsfan · Mar 30, 2023

shawnrbu said:
“Hold the phone here!”

Who still says that?

What does it even mean, when while using a phone would you not be holding it

scottyno · Mar 30, 2023

With 1 out and his run not mattering Youk wanted Verdugo to run right towards the ball?

mikeford · Mar 30, 2023

Masataka Mania running wild?

brandonchristensen · Mar 30, 2023

No pressure rook

Merkle's Boner · Mar 30, 2023

He spit on that splitter

Wallball Tingle · Mar 30, 2023

Great take on ball 2.

nvalvo · Mar 30, 2023

Masa has icewater in his veins.

azsoxpatsfan · Mar 30, 2023

His plate discipline is a thing of beauty

JohnnyTheBone · Mar 30, 2023

Masa goin' for the pump!

nvalvo · Mar 30, 2023

This hasn't been a pretty game, but I've had a lot of fun.

edit: It's not over LOL!

brandonchristensen · Mar 30, 2023

LIFE!

canderson · Mar 30, 2023

Snakes!

mauidano · Mar 30, 2023

WTF? Life!

patinorange · Mar 30, 2023

Baltimore defense is going to be a problem for them.

ngruz25 · Mar 30, 2023

LMAO this game is a brilliant exhibition of baseball.

Daniel_Son · Mar 30, 2023

Wow!!! Saved.

Rovin Romine · Mar 30, 2023

Muwah-ha-ha. I'll take it.

Merkle's Boner · Mar 30, 2023

That's insane!

strek1 · Mar 30, 2023

Holy moly.

Pablo's TB Lover · Mar 30, 2023

Wow that was tailor made!

JohnnyTheBone · Mar 30, 2023

SMASH ONE THE FUCK ON OUT OF HERE, ADAM!

BornToRun · Mar 30, 2023

Goddamn pitchers

canderson · Mar 30, 2023

womp womp

Daniel_Son · Mar 30, 2023

Get the runner in, Duvall

Ale Xander · Mar 30, 2023

Life again!

phrenile · Mar 30, 2023

Oh well.

shawnrbu · Mar 30, 2023

“Is that two errors?”

reggiecleveland · Mar 30, 2023

BornToRun · Mar 30, 2023

hang this one on kluber and tilt. Great work, guys

Daniel_Son · Mar 30, 2023

Fuck fuck fuckity fuck

mauidano · Mar 30, 2023

Ahhhhhhh cock tease.

nvalvo · Mar 30, 2023

Well, we were a Brasier meltdown away from winning this one.

Nomar813 · Mar 30, 2023

This is the sloppiest game I've seen all season.

Joe Shlabotnick · Mar 30, 2023

Cocktease. Gonna be a looooooong season.

Merkle's Boner · Mar 30, 2023

Appropriate

nvalvo · Mar 30, 2023

This offense is going to be very good.

ernieshore · Mar 30, 2023

NESN graphic person hit the drinks early.

budcrew08 · Mar 30, 2023

Can’t score 9 every game, have to do much better pitching.

strek1 · Mar 30, 2023

And that completes the tease. So to nobody's surprise our pitching sucks.

Petagine in a Bottle · Mar 30, 2023

Wallball Tingle · Mar 30, 2023

It bears repeating: fuck off, Kluber.

Sprowl · Mar 30, 2023

Well, that was an entertaining disaster of an opening day.

Pablo's TB Lover · Mar 30, 2023

Duvall gets a MEATBALL on 0-2 and misses it.

patinorange · Mar 30, 2023

Well, opening day. Better than no baseball.

trekfan55 · Mar 30, 2023

Ultimate tease at the end.

Brasier and Ort cannot be shot out of canons soon enough.

Daniel_Son · Mar 30, 2023

nvalvo said:
This offense is going to be very good.

Yeah, no kidding. 9 runs wins it most days.

ngruz25 · Mar 30, 2023

Duvall's one of them modern "strike out 80% of the time" mashers, eh?

Ale Xander · Mar 30, 2023

9 runs should have been enough

FU Brasier and Kluber

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