LTF

LTF · Feb 17, 2011

Fuck you.

Maalox · Jan 7, 2011

Come va il tuo bickens?

DLew On Roids · Aug 16, 2010

Hey, you! I know you! FUCK YOU!

LTF · Jul 29, 2010

Press your butt up against my fuck.

LTF · Jul 23, 2010

You are all dickless wonders ... But you are *my* dickless wonders.

LTF · Jul 23, 2010

Fuckles.

LTF · Jul 23, 2010

I'd rather fuck with you all goddamn night cuz your pussy's good / Now I'm fucking al your friends cuz you ran your mouth like I knew you would

LTF · Jul 22, 2010

I AIDS you.

LTF · Jul 20, 2010

'Sup.

LTF · Jul 18, 2010

*Fart* Safety!

LTF · Jul 17, 2010

Finished whipping kids (including babies) with an extension cord; took a shower; drinking beer on the couch now with noise-cancelling headphones on to muffle out the annoying crying

LTF · Jul 17, 2010

Rod Stewart's "Infatuation" is on.

LTF · Jul 16, 2010

My face hurts.

LTF · Jul 15, 2010

Make your update awesome or it gets deleted ... Starting now.

LTF · Jul 15, 2010

Kick out the jams, melon farmers!

LTF · Jul 15, 2010

I just raped Derek Maine's cat's mom.

LTF · Jul 15, 2010

I just shit my pants at work.

DLew On Roids · Aug 12, 2009

I just teabagged your profile! Ha ha!

URI · Aug 10, 2009

Hello friend. I hope you die.

DLew On Roids · Jul 13, 2009

I'm going to rape you with a vuvuzela.

Goosewptc · Jul 3, 2009

It's been awhile....I still hate how you poop standing up.

quint · May 17, 2009

god I hate thehispanics.

The Talented Allen Ripley · May 4, 2009

Tuna whisper.

Boatswain · Mar 13, 2009

Go crap in your crisper.

Thieving Venison · Mar 11, 2009

One star. Let's see if we can get you down to two.

quint · Feb 8, 2009

Let's have a "who's got the smallest wee-wee contest"
I'll go first.

Boatswain · Feb 7, 2009

Poop. Baby poop if you need specifics.

Bucknahs Bum Ankle · Feb 5, 2009

Live life for the love of a good liver.

FelixMantilla · Jan 28, 2009

One day your blog will be as good as Skrub's. I guarantee it!

DLew On Roids · Jan 22, 2009

Good luck with the syphilis

Boatswain · Jan 15, 2009

Not to get all clingy and shit, but, when are these raised red sores going away? You seemed trustworthy when you told me in the alley that they stemmed from a cold you got volunteering with the elderly.

DLew On Roids · Dec 4, 2008

I'm from Barcelona, too! Love is a feeling that we don't understand and we're gonna give it to ya....

The Talented Allen Ripley · Nov 12, 2008

I'm bored.
Jerk.

bosoxgrl · Nov 7, 2008

I have to visit once in awhile.

Thieving Venison · Sep 8, 2008

AndrewDiceKKK visited your profile.

bosoxgrl · Aug 14, 2008

Don't puke on my shoes.

DLew On Roids · Aug 8, 2008

You know what people don't do anymore? Jew-baiting. That's good because Jew-baiting makes me uncomfortable.

Sille Skrub · Aug 7, 2008

Thank you. Maybe I will.

Traut · Aug 6, 2008

90210's Soul Coughing-influenced reign of terror. Because I want to pick a fight with somebody

quint · Aug 2, 2008

quitting just wasn't in you. My fist will be.

bosoxgrl · Aug 2, 2008

Happy birthday!

TomRicardo · Jul 17, 2008

Still miss drinking old chum?

Boatswain · Jul 1, 2008

Twat.

DLew On Roids · Jun 18, 2008

Let's go on Rumspringa together

DLew On Roids · Jun 14, 2008

Why don't we ever cuddle anymore?

Jneen · Jun 10, 2008

you're so hot, when you pee it makes the water in the bowl boil.

DLew On Roids · Jun 5, 2008

You fit me like a flesh tuxedo

AlNipper49 · Jun 3, 2008

Jesus speaks to me through you

quint · May 19, 2008

Go to the beach bash. I need to test my rape kit.

Mr Weebles · May 19, 2008

Your AIDS is so bad, it has its own case of AIDS.