Maalox

Maalox · Nov 11, 2016

Я не носить брюки.

hobbes913 · Apr 19, 2011

I have been driven mad trying to figure out your avatar from April 16th in Silver linings. The chick appreciating herself...who is it?

Maalox · Mar 8, 2011

Man. Dave Matthews really sucks the suck of Death, doesn't he?

Maalox · Dec 20, 2010

I am shitting myself dry.

Maalox · Sep 8, 2010

McCann's Oatmeal is so good it makes me want to cry.

Maalox · Sep 8, 2010

What's the purpose of this feature? To give me more opportunities to say nothing?

Jneen · Mar 5, 2010

does it have to be fancy mustard purchased from small Amish shops? Or is Gulden's ok?

quint · Jun 11, 2009

poor spelling is a killer too.

quint · Jun 11, 2009

Your not going to die alone.
I'll be strangling you.

quint · May 17, 2009

Prepare for a series of comfortable miracles.

quint · Feb 17, 2009

I hope you die. The details are just cream on the deadcake.

quint · Feb 8, 2009

Eat shit. A big bag of shit.

ToxicSmed · Sep 22, 2008

I hope your 40,000th post opens a thread about apples. Apples are delicious.

ScubaSteveAvery · Sep 13, 2008

Sophist

LTF · Aug 29, 2008

Good one, ASSHOLE.

DLew On Roids · Aug 8, 2008

Lets go on Rumspringa together, mmmkay?

LTF · Jul 25, 2008

How is your bickens?

quint · Jul 5, 2008

I cause heart burn.

Goosewptc · Apr 13, 2008

Jean Butler.

Sparky Lyle · Mar 25, 2008

Penis, what is that avatar of?
Sparkly.

Stanleys steamer · Feb 27, 2008

happy 1st birthday

quint · Feb 27, 2008

Again, fuck you.

quint · Feb 7, 2008

Yuku.

Stanleys steamer · Jan 29, 2008

Happy birthday

quint · Jan 29, 2008

Fuck You.

mabrowndog · Jan 28, 2008

I got an Ovaltine craving but didn't have any on hand, so I shoved some Milk Duds up my ass instead.

Catch Me Bruno · Jan 27, 2008

Happy birthday, chief. It takes guts to walk a long, long way away from a legal career just to meet single bears, but good for you.

SanFranSoxFan04 · Jan 27, 2008

Happy birthday fine sir,
SOSH would not be a must read without you; except for the porn in P&G I guess.

Trautwein's Degree · Jan 27, 2008

Happy Birthday.

Goosewptc · Jan 27, 2008

Goooooo

Trautwein's Degree · Jan 25, 2008

Someday, I'll write something in your profile that you'll approve.

Trautwein's Degree · Jan 15, 2008

It saddens me that my comments aren't good enough for your comment page.

Trautwein's Degree · Jan 7, 2008

Meghan should be sending you a PM soon.

DLew On Roids · Jan 7, 2008

I found What If God Is An Accountant? on a karaoke machine the other day. I creamed in my Calvins.

LTF · Jan 4, 2008

(SPAM filter) was asking for you the other day.

Trautwein's Degree · Dec 17, 2007

Did you enjoy Churchill by Roy Jenkins? I'm having trouble getting into it. Please advise.

LTF · Dec 14, 2007

How is your Asian boy doing?

Jneen · Dec 1, 2007

you're too hard on yourself, Peter. I'd drink giant pirate mugs of Sam Adams with you any day of the week.

LTF · Nov 30, 2007

BIGYAZBREAD, Peter. BIGYAZBREAD

LTF · Nov 29, 2007

Customer: "What's your soup of the day?"
Garcon: "Bag soup."
Customer: "Bag soup?"
Garcon: "Yes. Our head chef cooks up a nice chicken broth and then dips his bag in it."
Customer: "I don't think I want that."
Garcon: "No, you definitely don't."

TomRicardo · Nov 19, 2007

Wooden spoon.

The Allented Mr Ripley · Oct 10, 2007

Fuck you, Sportsman's Paradise.

ToxicSmed · Oct 3, 2007

Are you a furry?

Andrew · Sep 28, 2007

I think you're swell.

quint · Sep 23, 2007

I just shaved my sack. Next up, my asshole or as I call it, my "Maalox"

LTF · Sep 8, 2007

Holy fuckballs!

QCHONG · Sep 1, 2007

You are such an asshole. Why don't you drink some more?

Goosewptc · Aug 28, 2007

Peeeeeeeeeee

LTF · Aug 13, 2007

What's up, fuck ball?

DJnVa (old account) · Aug 9, 2007

Cheese fries. With jalapenos.