3/17 Cs @ Wizards

[joe dokes]

Jordan Poole is really the perfect tank commander.

*that* is a great nickname. In fact, as the lead reaches 112, coming up with an all tank-commander team might be a good exercise.
ML Carr is the coach.

 

[osori]

Need more shot attempts from Hauser.

 

[Euclis20]

Jordan Poole is really the perfect tank commander.

This is what I expected from him this year - on pace for 50, while his team is on pace to lose by 60.

 

[RSN Diaspora]

I just spent $80 on two cocktails. I’ll be hosting a fiscal responsibility seminar outside of the arena after the game.

 

[joe dokes]

I just spent $80 on two cocktails. I’ll be hosting a fiscal responsibility seminar outside of the arena after the game.

Did you buy them on the re-sale market?

 

[bigq]

Holy shit that first half.

 

[RSN Diaspora]

Did you buy them on the re-sale market?

I mean, when a single cocktail is $29 and the double is $36, it’s just good financial sense to get the double.

 

[mostman]

Holy shit that first half.

Loved watching them go all out on defense, active hands, clean rotations, with a 30 point lead.

 

[DeadlySplitter]

Hopefully Springer can get the whole 4th quarter, or more.

 

[bigq]

I just spent $80 on two cocktails. I’ll be hosting a fiscal responsibility seminar outside of the arena after the game.

Yikes. I thought the $17 beers at the garden was excessive.

 

[Ale Xander]

I mean, when a single cocktail is $29 and the double is $36, it’s just good financial sense to get the double.

That better be JW Blue label

 

[bigq]

I Hauser

 

[Euclis20]

Tough screen there, hope Holiday is ok.

 

[osori]

Wow.

 

[mostman]

What are we witnessing?

 

[Ale Xander]

What’s going on???

 

[Mystic Merlin]

He might actually threaten Klay’s single game record at this rate

 

[DeadlySplitter]

Wizards down to only two timeouts, lol.

 

[joe dokes]

I mean, when a single cocktail is $29 and the double is $36, it’s just good financial sense to get the double.

I await the seminar....

 

[BigSoxFan]

Get Tatum out, please

 

[Ed Hillel]

Needs 6 more.

 

[mostman]

Smart has the Celtics record with 11, right?

 

[The Mort Report]

Holy shit Sam

 

[bigq]

Sam is white hot.

 

[bigq]

Smart has the Celtics record with 11, right?

Correct.

 

[Ed Hillel]

5

 

[bankshot1]

I'm pouring myself about 4 fingers of Redbreast 12. Happy St Hauser Day folks.

 

[joe dokes]

Hauser is about to get the "Bird so hot in new orleans the other team was cheering" treatment.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Xavier Tillman seems like the happiest guy in the building.

 

[mostman]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[The Mort Report]

OH FUCK of course

 

[tims4wins]

What happened not watching

 

[The Raccoon]

Oh that sucks ass!

 

[Mystic Merlin]

Fuck turned his ankle

 

[Ale Xander]

What happened????

 

[joe dokes]

Well, fuck.

 

[Ale Xander]

Tatum??? Please no

 

[mostman]

Hauser rolled an ankle

 

[The Mort Report]

What happened not watching

Sam looks like he rolled his ankle bad after a 3 stepping on a WAS bench person

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Garden variety twisted ankle for Hauser. He'll be fine.

 

[HowBoutDemSox]

Tatum??? Please no

Hauser

 

[Ale Xander]

Oh thank god

 

[joe dokes]

Hauser either landed wrong or stepped on a bencher's foot after a shot.

 

[Ed Hillel]

God damnit

 

[mostman]

Hauser either landed wrong or stepped on a bencher's foot after a shot.

Wizards bench.

 

[Mystic Merlin]

Get your fucking foot out of the way benchwarmer

 

[joe dokes]

It was the/a WAS coach.

 

[mostman]

Get your fucking foot out of the way benchwarmer

I think it was a coach.

 

[Mystic Merlin]

I think it was a coach.

Yep, even worse, if you’re gonna camp that far down the line look alive

 

[mostman]

Soccer dive.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Perhaps the fucking league should require more than 8 inches of space on the boundaries, for fuck's sake. It's a miracle it doesn't happen every game.