3/29/24 - Red Sox at Mariners

[The Filthy One]

Last two guys in the lineup could be rough, but fuck it. Let's win anyway.

 

[DaubachmanTurnerOD]

I wish I could be here tomorrow too but I have to be back in Portland. Next year we should try to organize a bunch of members for a game

I'm in Seattle - that'd be fun!

 

[mauidano]

Really hate the late start

The game is 3 hours ahead of me; it starts at 3:40 pm. And I feel like that's a bit late.

 

[FlexFlexerson]

Night game after a night game

That elicited a chuckle

 

[BigSoxFan]

What happened to Devers? Was there an acute injury last night?

 

[Over Guapo Grande]

What happened to Devers? Was there an acute injury last night?

It was actually kind of ugly.

 

[LogansDad]

It was actually kind of ugly.

HA

 

[The Mort Report]

Who is that AUKUS submarine company's ad aimed at? So weird

 

[CarolinaBeerGuy]

Late to this, what happened to Devers’ shoulder?

 

[TrotNixonRing]

Who is that AUKUS submarine company's ad aimed at? So weird

I see what you did there

 

[LogansDad]

These Mariner uniforms are spectacular, and the best part might be that they make George Kirby look like an 8 year old.

 

[The Mort Report]

I see what you did there

You know, I see it now, but can't claim that it was on purpose haha

 

[E5 Yaz]

Late to this, what happened to Devers’ shoulder?

Traded for a fifth outfielder

 

[thehitcat]

Those Mariners uniforms are hideous

 

[Lose Remerswaal]

Are the fonts for players names smaller than last year?

 

[mikeford]

The black pants do not work with these tops.

 

[Harry Hooper]

Oh good, Dalbec vs one of the best RHP in the game, I'm sure this will go well.

He just needs to connect on one good swing to contribute.

 

[TrotNixonRing]

Love love the lead off walk from the not particularly patient hitter against the quality SP. love. CHAOS!!!! please

 

[LogansDad]

No way. Baseball is hilarious sometimes.

Kirby walked like 18 guys all year last season.

 

[mauidano]

These Mariner uniforms are spectacular, and the best part might be that they make George Kirby look like an 8 year old.

Love them!

 

[Rasputin]

Walking Duran could not possibly come back to bite them in the ass.

 

[LogansDad]

Those Mariners uniforms are hideous

Ha. I love them.

 

[mauidano]

OB apologizing for the NESN fuck up on O’Neil’s HR.

 

[Lose Remerswaal]

Are the fonts for players names smaller than last year?

Or am I just older?

 

[Rasputin]

There is no way in hell last night was only the fifth time in red sox history all starters got a hit.

 

[absintheofmalaise]

Love love the lead off walk from the not particularly patient hitter against the quality SP. love. CHAOS KAOS!!!! please

 

[thehitcat]

Looks like Little League where all you get is the shirt and everyone wears their own pants from home.

 

[LogansDad]

There is no way in hell last night was only the fifth time in red sox history all starters got a hit.

On Opening Day, I think they meant.

 

[Rovin Romine]

Duran - dirty at second in the first inning.

 

[LogansDad]

Perfect throw, still safe. I love Jarren Duran.

 

[absintheofmalaise]

Are the fonts for players names smaller than last year?

That was just one of the complaints about the new uniforms this season. There are many more.

 

[soxhop411]

On Opening Day, I think they meant.

Yup. Posted the trivia question in the trivia thread on the main board

 

[Rovin Romine]

And now third.

 

[CarolinaBeerGuy]

Zoom zoom

 

[LogansDad]

Man, get to Kirby this inning, please. He isn't likely to look this bad for very long.

 

[CarolinaBeerGuy]

Kirby walks

 

[Petagine in a Bottle]

Sox are pretty good when Duran is playing.

 

[Rasputin]

Speed gives me a chubster.

 

[The Mort Report]

Man I'm so pissed I didn't stick with Duran in my 20 team dynasty league early last year. Finding and keeping those guys is my specialty

 

[absintheofmalaise]

Another steal of second coming up.

 

[OnWisc]

Man I'm so pissed I didn't stick with Duran in my 20 team dynasty league early last year. Finding and keeping those guys is my specialty

Was your specialty.

 

[ngruz25]

Professional at bat from Yoshida.

The good thing about the Mariners uniforms is that they are blue and prevented the Sox from wearing their stupid blue uniforms. Those were supposed to be worn for every Friday night road game unless the uniforms are clashing. WOO.

 

[CR67dream]

Keep taking those Trevor.

 

[LogansDad]

Fuck. Nasty.

 

[Rasputin]

I hate guys who are twitchy with the glove before they pitch. I find it really distracting.

 

[E5 Yaz]

Don't try to steal home with Casas up

 

[LogansDad]

Oh, Triston, you are NOT going to get a better pitch than that first one.

 

[LesterFan]

Kirby is lucky Casas didn't hit either of those pitches out

 

[CR67dream]

Well, let's go Casas.

 

[CarolinaBeerGuy]

Squanderific