3/29/24 - Red Sox at Mariners

[OnWisc]

Fucking come on.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Tricky Nicky Pivetta is straight-up mowing pricks DOWN!

 

[OnWisc]

Have we already covered the hideous blue top/black pants thing?

Langston up top, Tekulve on the bottom.

 

[Moviegoer]

Have we already covered the hideous blue top/black pants thing?

It's like their citi unis are from a different Chargers era than our citi unis.

 

[Daniel_Son]

Literally just make the pants white. Or cream. Fuck those things are ugly

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

They look like leggings.

 

[ngruz25]

I noticed that the Mariners first base coach is former Sox farmhand Kris Negrón.

 

[OnWisc]

They look like leggings.

I assume it’s a nod to the Seattle Pilots era, and they’re actually kinda supposed to look like a pilot uniform?

 

[Daniel_Son]

I like this O'Neil guy

 

[LogansDad]

They look like leggings.

They are fucking awesome and you guys suck.

 

[staz]

Langston up top, Tekulve on the bottom.

100% on Tekulve. The top could be Jim Bouton.

 

[Rasputin]

They are fucking awesome and you guys suck.

It's the yellow that's the problem with these unis, not the black pants.

 

[Rovin Romine]

They are fucking awesome and you guys suck.

9 out of 10 marching band conductors agree.

 

[OnWisc]

100% on Tekulve. The top could be Jim Bouton.

Yes, that’s better.

 

[Daniel_Son]

The top half is great. The black pants just look weird

 

[DeJesus Built My Hotrod]

Runless in Seattle

 

[simplicio]

They are fucking awesome and you guys suck.

Look you and I can't help it if the rest of these clowns think the dress is white and gold.

 

[staz]

Got away with a mistake there.

 

[LogansDad]

BOBBY D GOLD GLOVE

 

[CR67dream]

Nice play for Bobby.

 

[patinorange]

WTF?

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Boiled motherfucking ass.

 

[LogansDad]

FUCK YOU BLUE FUCK YOU

 

[Rovin Romine]

If Dalbec keeps up the defense. . .

 

[Buster Olney the Lonely]

WTF

 

[absintheofmalaise]

WTF?

 

[OnWisc]

You’ve got to be fucking kidding me with this bullshit.

 

[Buster Olney the Lonely]

Perfect pitch!

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

THEY ARE SO BAD EVERY ONE OF THEM!

 

[simplicio]

 

[pokey_reese]

WTF on that strike zone

 

[DeadlySplitter]

MLB needs to automate the strike zone in short order. The umps' union can go suck a big one.

 

[Gash Prex]

I think the ump was apologizing

 

[Dewey's 'stache]

This ump is boiled rump

 

[Max Power]

This ump has cost Pivetta about 10 pitches already.

 

[Merkle's Boner]

That was a horrible miss by blue

 

[E5 Yaz]

Got away with a mistake there.

prom night

 

[CR67dream]

Oh my goodness. That's at least three fucking times.

Good enough. Runs now please.

 

[patinorange]

I think the ump just told Nick he missed it.

 

[jmcc5400]

That missed strike three was McGuire’s fault. They need a better back-up receiver.

 

[absintheofmalaise]

REI designed their uniforms.

 

[Merkle's Boner]

Gotta love the way Pivetta is throwing the ball.

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

It’ll never not crack me up that balls and strikes are decided by a guy whose view is literally blocked by another human.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

This ump is boiled rump

Nice!

 

[Moviegoer]

This ump has cost Pivetta about 10 pitches already.

And he's still on a 6-7 inning pace.

 

[Harry Hooper]

Bottom right quadrant of the strike zone does not exist tonight.

 

[CR67dream]

That missed strike three was McGuire’s fault. They need a better back-up receiver.

Eh, MLB ump can't miss that.

 

[Rovin Romine]

I think the ump was apologizing

Good for him.

 

[simplicio]

I'm not sure I've ever seen an ump apologize like that.

 

[CR67dream]

At least he owned it.

 

[OnWisc]

At least he owned it.

Small consolation, but yeah. Joe West would have followed up by trying to bait Pivetta into an ejection.