5/20 Who Are the San Diego Padres?

[BornToRun]

Bogey out, Soto walk, Cruz pucker fest as the tying run but K’s, Cronenworth goes down relatively easily and the real stress is Nelly’s AB.

 

[derekson]

Please be good Jansen again

 

[phrenile]

It’s all about the first batter for Jansen.

It'd be a shame to put X on, after they squandered Valdez.

 

[LesterFan]

Velocity way down

 

[BoSoxFink]

What’s up with the velocity?

 

[twibnotes]

OB: Kenley's coming in. We'll find out if the Red Sox have enough. What a dick.

he also did the “Xander doesn’t have a hit yet in the series” reverse jinx

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

What’s up with the velocity?

What’s down with the velocity.

 

[twibnotes]

What’s up with the velocity?

not much is “up” with it

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Jansen has this.

Has what, a horseshoe up his ass? I hope so.

 

[shawnrbu]

Gone in New York.

 

[Ferm Sheller]

Has what, a horseshoe up his ass? I hope so.

I don't know him that well.

 

[derekson]

He still looks broken

 

[BoSoxFink]

What’s down with the velocity.

not much is “up” with it

Indeed

 

[teddywingman]

Thanks for not making that catch Verdugo. Not easy, and you made that obvious.

Edit: i was about to say something else.

 

[BoSoxFink]

Anyone else think he’s making faces out there between pitches too?

 

[BornToRun]

Groove it

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Sale may actually kill him this time.

 

[twibnotes]

Sure seems like we have a closer problem

 

[hunter05]

He’s still shitty

 

[patinorange]

He's not right.

 

[strek1]

Bogey out, Soto walk, Cruz pucker fest as the tying run but K’s, Cronenworth goes does relatively easily and the real stress is Nelly’s AB.

I hope you're right.

 

[moonshotmanny]

Sale may actually kill him this time.

With scissors.

 

[LogansDad]

Oh, fuck.

 

[shawnrbu]

Anyone warming?

 

[Ferm Sheller]

Let's go. DP time.

 

[Al Zarilla]

Walk's as bad as a home run.

 

[Moviegoer]

Wait. They pulled Cruz? The hell?

 

[BornToRun]

I hope you're right.

Fucking pinch hitter screwing with my model. Carpenter doesn’t K but doesn’t get the fat part on a cutter and flies out to center.

 

[twibnotes]

Pop up on a middle middle pitch

 

[derekson]

Please a GIDP

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Cora better have someone warming, or this is Mazzulla-level malfeasance.

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

Thanks for using the corpse of Carpenter, Bob.

 

[shawnrbu]

What happened to Carpenter?

 

[LogansDad]

Wait. They pulled Cruz? The hell?

Cruz kind of stinks.

 

[strek1]

Where's the ump with his wide zone now?

 

[JOBU]

What happened to Carpenter?

No more Yankee “pixie dust”

 

[E5 Yaz]

What happened to Carpenter?

Anorexia

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Jansen is garbage.

 

[phrenile]

But those are both strikes.

 

[strek1]

Throw STRIKES damn it!

 

[JOBU]

Do not walk this stiff

 

[Al Zarilla]

I can't watch this guy all year as a closer.

 

[BornToRun]

This is fun. Like, I actually hate it but this is the shit that makes the game exciting to watch.

 

[BoSoxFink]

Jesus Christ, throw it over the plate

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Alex Mazzulla.

 

[Daniel_Son]

Oh fuck off Kenley

 

[LogansDad]

Oh. For. Fuck's. Sake.

Apparently 400 was his career saves limit.

 

[hunter05]

Having to watch this all year is going to suck

 

[strek1]

Pull him

 

[JOBU]

Jesus Christ. Just bring the winning run up. Cool. No big deal