5-26-23 Sox in the Desert v1

[Al Zarilla]

Pour it on, boys.

 

[CarolinaBeerGuy]

I get it, but I can't resist quoting a great Tom Petty song.
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4vJM4L2D2U

I was singing this as soon as I saw the post. I love that album.

 

[E5 Yaz]

Verdugo pfaadt that off

 

[Bergs]

Let's shut out these yellow bastards.

 

[fenwaypaul]

Looks to me like the proper pronunciation of Pfaadt is Pfffttt

Hey, lay off the Pfaadt-shaming.

 

[E5 Yaz]

Evan Longoria is still playing???

 

[Al Zarilla]

Casas showing off.

 

[Ferm Sheller]

Never seen anyone style on a pop-out catch before.

 

[RedSoxFan]

Had no idea Longoria was still in the league.

 

[Ferm Sheller]

Had no idea Longoria was still in the league.

One minute too late.

 

[barclay]

Hey, lay off the Pfaadt-shaming.

Well, I admit it's de-pfladd-ing for sure.

 

[E5 Yaz]

Passed a diving Clank

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Chri$ $ale is straight-up mowing pricks DOWN!

 

[Bergs]

Fuck these yellow snake motherfuckers!!!!

 

[Al Zarilla]

Evan Longoria is still playing???

Had no idea Longoria was still in the league.

He was hiding on the Giants from 2018 to 2022.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Retire Yoshida? Pfaadt chance.

 

[E5 Yaz]

Retire Yoshida? Pfaadt chance.

And on a pfaadt pitch at that

 

[Ferm Sheller]

Papi woulda crushed that meatball.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Papi woulda crushed that meatball.

Al Zarilla would have sprinkled parmesan on top and had it for lunch.

 

[E5 Yaz]

Al Zarilla would have sprinkled parmesan on top and had it for lunch.

Or watched it roll out of the door

 

[Ferm Sheller]

I just got a message from Verizon saying that the Diamondback's uniforms are using more than my allotted bandwidth and that I'm getting dinged an extra $10 this month.

 

[Al Zarilla]

Al Zarilla would have sprinkled parmesan on top and had it for lunch.

Or watched it roll out of the door

Atsa one spicy meataball.

 

[shawnrbu]

Is Chris Sale back?

 

[Bergs]

I just got a message from Verizon saying that the Diamondback's uniforms are using more than my allotted bandwidth and that I'm getting dinged an extra $10 this month.

That's some racist shit right there. Bastards!

 

[Ferm Sheller]

Hate to jinx things, but their SP is shaping up to be of the variety that could do some damage in the post-season.

 

[Bergs]

Is Chris Sale back?

Check out his last few game logs.

 

[Ferm Sheller]

Check out his last few game logs.

Or Rocco's last couple!

 

[shawnrbu]

Is Triston Casas back?

 

[teddywingman]

I like these Arizona announcers. Entertaining and informative.

 

[E5 Yaz]

Arizona PBP guy just mentioned WP Kinsella, accurately. What are the chances DOB would do that?

 

[shawnrbu]

Wow!

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Kike "The Freak-A" goes yard!

 

[budcrew08]

Kiké!

 

[CarolinaBeerGuy]

That’s how it’s done.

 

[DeadlySplitter]

Even "EnriK" (nice acronym, game thread) can hit that pitch.

 

[E5 Yaz]

He met a meatball ... and Pfaadt it was gone

 

[Bergs]

ANTISEMITIC SLUR!!!!!! Whooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

 

[shawnrbu]

431

 

[Beomoose]

When Enrique hits, this team is fun

 

[budcrew08]

Arizona PBP guy just mentioned WP Kinsella, accurately. What are the chances DOB would do that?

He’d know that, I’m pretty sure?

 

[Al Zarilla]

Baseball is a funny game. Couldn't hit shit for four games and tonight came out hitting like the 03/04 Red Sox.

 

[Bergs]

Baseball is a funny game. Couldn't hit shit for four games and tonight came out hitting like the 03/04 Red Sox.

Let's not get carried away. They'd be up 9-0.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Babe Tapia with yet another hit.

 

[Ferm Sheller]

Baseball is a funny game. Couldn't hit shit for four games and tonight came out hitting like the 03/04 Red Sox.

What team was the best hitting team in the modern era? The '82 Brewers?

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

Ugh. The bacteria in that pool could start another world plague.

 

[teddywingman]

He’d know that, I’m pretty sure?

He might know it, but I doubt he would be able to smoothly incorporate anything like that the way this guy just did.

 

[Bergs]

What team was the best hitting team in the modern era? The '82 Brewers?

'95-'98 CLE have to be up there.

 

[shawnrbu]

The Dentist should have added a pool to Fenway.

 

[Al Zarilla]

Let's not get carried away. They'd be up 9-0.

Well, I refuse to say like the 1927 Yankees. And, 14 total bases already very unshabby.

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[mauidano]

Dugie getting it going in front of family and friends tonight!