7/6/2023 Texas @ Boston - Hot Dog! Nathan's Return

[InsideTheParker]

Crawford is a poor match for this opponent. I was hoping that Paxton could get back for this series.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Can you believe the Cardinals let go Randy Arozarena *and* Adolis Garcia?

Was the return shite? Too lazy to look it up.

 

[E5 Yaz]

Just setting up the double play

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Get a Leody of Taveras!

 

[The Gray Eagle]

Yikes, this inning is not going well. Kutter needs to sort it out quick.

 

[Harry Hooper]

Big 2-2 pitch here

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

G-G-G-G-GOT HEEM!

 

[Harry Hooper]

In the dugout without damage.

 

[E5 Yaz]

Guy swings at everything, then lets strike three go by

 

[absintheofmalaise]

Good work from Crawford to get out of that mess.

 

[barclay]

Steel Cajones

 

[nvalvo]

Was the return shite? Too lazy to look it up.

They DFA’d him and the Rangers claimed him on waivers.

 

[strek1]

Duvall strikes out? No way.

Good work from Crawford to get out of that mess.

Shades of Dice K

 

[nvalvo]

At least they got a pretty good pitching prospect for Arozarena.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

They DFA’d him and the Rangers claimed him on waivers.

That's shite, alright!

 

[pk1627]

Kiké mesmerizes Evo with normal shoe wear

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

The Blizz blows.

 

[Petagine in a Bottle]

Crawford is a poor match for this opponent. I was hoping that Paxton could get back for this series.

Or at the very least, Paxton Crawford.

 

[barclay]

Hamilton Hamilton
He do suck
If he's your teammate
You're outta luck

 

[strek1]

STOP swinging at bad pitches - JFC

 

[S. H. Frog]

Nice AB by Wong there

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Connor Wong wanna go right!

 

[Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat]

Nate doesn't really throw much heat anymore, huh?

 

[strek1]

Nice AB by Wong there

Not really. He could have walked much easier than getting that single.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

I thought Dugie might have Pesky'd that muddafugga.

 

[S. H. Frog]

Not really. He could have walked much easier than getting that single.

Fair enough

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Trivia: What is the official hard seltzer of Red Sox broadcasts?

 

[strek1]

Seager is a real pain.

 

[Harry Hooper]

zap-zap = 2 outs

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

Trivia: What is the official hard seltzer of Red Sox broadcasts?

Zima.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

The Blizz acquits himself on that DP.

 

[Bergs]

Papelbon is awesome.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Taste it, Garcia!

 

[E5 Yaz]

Papelbon is awesome.

Would have been more impressive in a kilt

 

[barclay]

Zima.

Huh. I thought it was JohhnyTheBone's GinSeltzer Especial®

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Viva Seltzer Announced As Official Hard Seltzer Of NESN’s Hockey And Baseball Coverage
https://nesn.com/2022/10/viva-seltzer-announced-as-official-hard-seltzer-of-nesns-hockey-and-baseball-coverage/

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Eovaldi is rattled.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

The incomparable MASA YO$HIDA!

 

[Al Zarilla]

Nate doesn't really throw much heat anymore, huh?

Some would say "he learned how to pitch"? Except today hopefully.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Rafael Devers can flat hit.

 

[InsideTheParker]

This is a surprising and delightful development. Is Eo doing us a solid?

 

[patinorange]

Rafael Devers can flat hit.

Weird but effective swing.

 

[S. H. Frog]

Rafi must have roped forearms, because that was a chip-shot

 

[barclay]

THAT got to the Wall? Oh my.

 

[simplicio]

Wtf was that? That's a SS play in shallow left.

 

[Al Zarilla]

Jesus, Raffy just flicked that.

 

[absintheofmalaise]

I thought that was going to be a blooper in short left.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

This is a surprising and delightful development. Is Eo doing us a solid?

He's deeply embedded.

 

[Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat]

This is a surprising and delightful development. Is Eo doing us a solid?

Yes. He's trying to lose.

 

[Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat]

I thought that was going to be a blooper in short left.

Lumer is right. There is no way that ball should get to the wall.