8/12 - Tame The Tigers

[Van Everyman]

They've turned into McDLTs

View: https://youtu.be/Eh1kmVwS4Hw

 

[catomatic]

The column to the far right corresponding to each Detroit reliever — what are those numbers beginning with a 1? I’m unfamiliar.

 

[JOBU]

The fuck?

 

[Deweys New Stance]

Well, that's that.

 

[soxin6]

Yuck. The pitching has sucked today and the offense has been worse.

 

[E5 Yaz]

Carpenter's on top of the world
looking down on Sox Nation

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

Dentian

 

[Van Everyman]

Bucky Dent-ish

 

[Deweys New Stance]

Yanks lost, Jays just lost, so there's that. A shame they couldn't capitalize today.

 

[mauidano]

urias fits right in

Bear Claw fits right in.

 

[Deweys New Stance]

Dentian

Bucky Dent-ish

Too soon.

 

[LogansDad]

Kerry Carpenter

Yanks lost, Jays just lost, so there's that. A shame they couldn't capitalize today.

Really need the O's to win.

 

[Al Zarilla]

Revolting game. Detroit guys hit a flyball,...home run. Sox fly ball looks good off the bat...can o corn.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

I left my bat in San Francisco?

BOOM!

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

The Sox have been out-homered 18-8 on this homestand.

 

[fenwaypaul]

The Sox have been out-homered 18-8 on this homestand.

Closer margin than I would have guessed.

 

[mr_smith02]

So, back to the regular home unis tomorrow?

 

[Doc Zero]

It’s too bad ground balls don’t count for more points.

lol

 

[Harry Hooper]

So, back to the regular home unis tomorrow?

They will probably go with the tomatoes.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Do it for Kourtney, JT!

 

[JOBU]

Aight. 4 more of those

 

[soxin6]

This team is turning into the Yankees. It is a HR or nothing.

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

So, back to the regular home unis tomorrow?

 

[DeJesus Built My Hotrod]

Jeremy Riggs is kind of a big jerk

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

The incomparable TRI$TON CA$A$!

 

[Harry Hooper]

Nice work, Casas.

 

[soxin6]

Can we get Mike Monaco permanently?

 

[DeJesus Built My Hotrod]

That AB was elite. He wasn't going to lose to that dude.

 

[LogansDad]

What a professional at bat.

 

[Van Everyman]

All ride the One Trick Pony Express!

h/t @InsideTheParker

 

[Beomoose]

That was an At Bat

 

[fenwaypaul]

I thought that was hit a lot harder when it came off the bat.

 

[E5 Yaz]

I thought that was hit a lot harder when it came off the bat.

Prom night

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

How does a grown ass man go through life with that fucking hair. He look absolutely absurd.

 

[twibnotes]

I think the problem is that we have too few good hitters

 

[JOBU]

Fuck

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

Gross.

 

[DeJesus Built My Hotrod]

Lame

 

[twibnotes]

This is a normal stretch of bad offensive baseball that mlb teams have.

problem is, we can’t afford it

 

[Beomoose]

Duvall looked so outclassed there I mistook him for Arroyo

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Puke

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

When we play teams that seem to be able to bring guys in from the bullpen to get good match ups and force pinch hitters to platoon, it highlights how incomplete our bullpen is. We have trouble finding enough guys to throw strikes, let alone worrying about matchups.

 

[E5 Yaz]

Clase blew the save and lost the game for Cleveland against the Rays

 

[JOBU]

At least you guys don’t have to watch this shit on the tigers feed

 

[LesterFan]

Tigers pitching has 1 strikeout all game. Just incredibly bad hitting all game.

 

[Deweys New Stance]

How does a grown ass man go through life with that fucking hair. He look absolutely absurd.

 

[Harry Hooper]

How does a grown ass man go through life with that fucking hair. He look absolutely absurd.

I believe it was Charlie Kerfeld who talked about having a ridiculous appearance so that the batters don't take you seriously on the mound.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

I believe it was Charlie Kerfeld who talked about having a ridiculous appearance so that the batters don't take you seriously on the mound.

I guess you do what you gotta do to have a baseball career, but the cost is — how do you pick up your kid at kindergarten with that hair?

 

[E5 Yaz]

I guess you do what you gotta do to have a baseball career, but the cost is — how do you pick up your kid at kindergarten with that hair?

Extensions?

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

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Well, now that Shane is dead, I guess we know who is Goose. Shane is Goose, because in that motion picture Goose dies. So, Shane is dead, so he would be Goose, and that would make me Tom Cruise. I’m Tom Cruise guys.

 

[fenwaypaul]

Let’s go: walkoff 5-run homer.