9/28 - I Don't Even Know Who is Pitching

[pedro1918]

I'll be the sacrificial lamb for the evening.

Some time in June my neighbor bought tickets for tonight's game in Balmer. I told him I'd go with him. He's excited to see his Orioles clinch. I will probably be in the men's room.

I hope it rains.

Win it for...me?

 

[DeadlySplitter]

Sale vs Kremer.

O's magic number at 1, whenever they clinch they will probably start resting some guys.

 

[Ale Xander]

I'll be the sacrificial lamb for the evening.

Some time in June my neighbor bought tickets for tonight's game in Balmer. I told him I'd go with him. He's excited to see his Orioles clinch. I will probably be in the men's room.

I hope it rains.

Win it for...me?

Orioles are fun
You should enjoy them
Great ballpark too

 

[InsideTheParker]

Fellow masochists: the game begins @6:35, half-hour earlier than usual. Don't miss one moment of excruciating pain!

 

[LynnRice75]

Game 159
We end where we began: Red Sox – Orioles.
One of these teams exceeded their season’s goals,
The other couldn’t win if they sold their souls.
Just 4 games left. Maybe tonight, we’ll switch roles!

 

[Trapaholic]

Unfortunately I had to rip up my betting slip for my Red Sox '23 pennant win wager.

The over 77.5 wins bet that I placed is still in my wallet. Who says these games are meaningless!?

 

[Papo The Snow Tiger]

Sale vs Kremer.

O's magic number at 1, whenever they clinch they will probably start resting some guys.

So if the Sox win out, and the Rays win out, the Sox will have stopped the Shitbirds from clinching the East and then they can all jump up and down on the field just like the Shitbirds did after game 162 in 2011? Highly improbable, but something to root for. I’ll be glued to my tv.

 

[Ale Xander]

So if the Sox win out, and the Rays win out, the Sox will have stopped the Shitbirds from clinching the East and then they can all jump up and down on the field just like the Shitbirds did after game 162 in 2011? Highly improbable, but something to root for. I’ll be glued to my tv.

How dare you talk about my 2nd favorite ALE team like that

 

[Papo The Snow Tiger]

How dare you talk about my 2nd favorite ALE team like that

Sorry man, I didn’t know

 

[JM3]

View: https://twitter.com/RedSox/status/1707475422072410332

 

[Ale Xander]

Dalbec AND Devers!!! Yayayayayayayayayay

 

[E5 Yaz]

They should get special permission to wear 49 jerseys for one of these games

 

[joe dokes]

They should get special permission to wear 49 jerseys for one of these games

And to burn a 38.

 

[InsideTheParker]

They should get special permission to wear 49 jerseys for one of these games

I don't know about that; it doesn't seem consistent with the family's urging privacy.

 

[Joe Shlabotnick]

So if the Sox win out, and the Rays win out, the Sox will have stopped the Shitbirds from clinching the East and then they can all jump up and down on the field just like the Shitbirds did after game 162 in 2011? Highly improbable, but something to root for. I’ll be glued to my tv.

I don’t anticipate this happening. I’ll be happy if they win one game after Baltimore clinches and plays its backups In the next game.

 

[BravesField]

I don’t anticipate this happening. I’ll be happy if they win one game after Baltimore clinches and plays its backups In the next game.

Won't we be playing our AAA guys as well?....Oh, wait...never mind.

 

[Fishy1]

Sale is the opening day starter next year?! Time for me to have a panic attack

 

[Fishy1]

does Youk always dress like a kid hawking newspapers on the street in 1912?

 

[InsideTheParker]

Generous strike zone.

 

[Fishy1]

Great AB by Raffy

 

[brandonchristensen]

what inning does sale blow up?

I'm guessing the third

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

I’m not buying the Rays reasons for celebrating last night. I think they waited until the Red Sox series so they could rub a little salt in the wound.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

That shit was waxed.

 

[brandonchristensen]

Sale is more efficient than I thought he would be.

 

[LynnRice75]

what inning does sale blow up?

You misspelled "batter."

 

[Joe Shlabotnick]

That will probably be enough.

 

[brandonchristensen]

the sox and going down in order

name a more iconic duo

 

[LynnRice75]

Rafaela is really nonchalant out there is center. Makes me more nervous than confident.

 

[LogansDad]

Rafaela is really nonchalant out there is center. Makes me more nervous than confident.

Terrible poem.

 

[Rovin Romine]

Rafaela is really nonchalant out there is center. Makes me more nervous than confident.

He's good.

 

[pedro1918]

Surprised the crowd isn’t larger. The fans here are into it, but lots of empty seats.

 

[brandonchristensen]

Surprised the crowd isn’t larger. The fans here are into it, but lots of empty seats.

Usually rely on Boston fans coming in. Fenway South and all that.

 

[Remagellan]

They should get special permission to wear 49 jerseys for one of these games

If I were Henry, I would send them out like that and pay all the players fines if MLB disciplined them for it.

 

[Ale Xander]

the sox and going down in order

name a more iconic duo

Masa and weak ground balls to 2nd

 

[Joe Shlabotnick]

Bobby doing what he does best.

 

[Ale Xander]

Usually rely on Boston fans coming in. Fenway South and all that.

Next year Fenway will be Camden North

 

[brandonchristensen]

Sox don't want to be there.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

The fact that Connor Wong can't hit really throws a monkey wrench into his baseball future.

 

[LogansDad]

Jesus. Do any of them even enjoy playing baseball? This is awful.

 

[brandonchristensen]

The fact that Connor Wong can't hit really throws a monkey wrench into his baseball future.

Nice. Now do the rest of the team.

 

[brandonchristensen]

Jesus. Do any of them even enjoy playing baseball? This is awful.

Cora's a fucking loser.

 

[brandonchristensen]

I think little Raffy is the only reason to watch with Casas gone.

Welp

 

[Joe Shlabotnick]

I’ve never seen a team so totally and completely pack it in like this team has. A complete and utter disgrace.

 

[ITSNOTFENWAYSOUTH]

Usually rely on Boston fans coming in. Fenway South and all that.

Sigh. You really shouldn't poke the bear.

You have no idea how much Fenway is going to change in coming years.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

I think little Raffy is the only reason to watch with Casas gone.

Welp

I like Wilyer Abreu, but.... yeah.

 

[brandonchristensen]

I like Wilyer Abreau, but.... yeah.

Oh yeah, good call. I always forget about him.

That's probably because I don't watch anymore. Except tonight...I like watching Sale still. (Until he blows up this inning)

 

[brandonchristensen]

Sitting 90

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

The arrogance of Cora naming the Opening Day starter when the team has quit under his watch is mind boggling.

 

[Petagine in a Bottle]

Dalbec has 22 strikeouts in 40 at bats

 

[Petagine in a Bottle]

The arrogance of Cora naming the Opening Day starter when the team has quit under his watch is mind boggling.

It’s cute that he thinks he will be managing and Sale will be healthy