The Carpi thing is amazing. The town has about 70,000 people, which would put it behind 87 of the 92 teams in the top four English divisions. It's roughly equivalent to Shrewsbury (Shropshire, HOLLA) or Carlisle getting promoted to the top division (which Carlisle was, actually, back in the 1970s; they were relegated with Chelsea--EAT IT SNAKE).