@cc660: Did the ny jets asked the #NFL to sweep their locker room for listening devices before last weeks game? YES THEY DID
CSI Nevermind--Excuses for Why Patriots Opponents Lose
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Mystic Merlin said:
They still lost!
But seriously: exactly. Can someone figure out how many times other teams have swept the fucking lockeroom and found 0 evidence of eavesdropping?
From what it sounds like, this happens several times per season, over multiple seasons. It's possible that Gillette has been swept 100 times in the past decade, and nothing has ever been found. Yet, each pronouncement that a team does this is somehow anecdotal evidence of Patriots cheating.
"Hey cops, I think my cleaning lady is going to steal some cash from my safe."
"Well, did you count it? Is it all there?"
"Yes."
"And how long has she been employed with you?"
"8 years."
"And how often do you count your money after she leaves?"
"Every time! BECAUSE SHE'S A THIEF!"
"Based on..."
"My irrational conclusion that she is stealing my money, of course!"
RedOctober3829 said:
Fools. Of course they didn't find anything. The visitor's locker room at Gillette Stadium has been accoustically desined to funnel all sound through a faux air duct into a secret recording studio for analysis. No electronic bugs in the locker room are necessary.
PFT's got more on the bugs story:
Of course the NFL won't say the locker room is clean. Why would they? Kensil's not letting go of this nonsense that easily.
Honest to God the league is on a rampage.
Of course the NFL won't say the locker room is clean. Why would they? Kensil's not letting go of this nonsense that easily.
Honest to God the league is on a rampage.
At least the Patriots wised up and at least asked the NFL to certify (even though the NFL denied them) the room was clean because they are afraid of a false flag operation.
The catch is that it's not the Jets who would install false bugs in the locker room as a false flag operation, it's the fucking league. Kensil would be down there with double-sided tape and 40 feet of Cat-5 if he thought he could stick it to the Pats.
4. They have zero interest in clearing the Patriots of any suspicion no matter how ridiculous.
The league isn't a rational actor. They are out for revenge for looking foolish during Ballghazi. I would put nothing past them.
The league isn't a rational actor. They are out for revenge for looking foolish during Ballghazi. I would put nothing past them.
Pats should offer each team to split the cost of a sweep operation: Pats bring in their hired security contractor, visiting team brings in theirs, and together they sweep before and after each game (don't want an outgoing team to leave something that might show up in next week's sweep)
I mean, they shouldn't do this, because they shouldn't have to do this. But that's the only way I feel that might work because the NFL itself seems to have a conflict of interest. I suppose it could be NFL contractor + Patriots contractor together, as opposed to the other team...
I mean, they shouldn't do this, because they shouldn't have to do this. But that's the only way I feel that might work because the NFL itself seems to have a conflict of interest. I suppose it could be NFL contractor + Patriots contractor together, as opposed to the other team...
Once again, the entire "bugs in the dressing room" thing is so dumb, even on a strategic level.
The Patriots spend 5 days prepping for a team. Then, in real time during pre-game and at half time, they have 15 minutes to sit, listen to the opposing team make their changes, and then tell their players what to do on both offense and defense, presumably in the last 2-3 minutes of the halftime break (after the other team is finished).
Even if listening in could be accomplished, it would not only not be helpful, it would probably result in the team being more confused and disjointed than before.
"Hey, guys, fuck those plays we've been working on all season and adjusted last week. Here's the new play, you have 20 seconds to memorize it...ok?"
The Patriots spend 5 days prepping for a team. Then, in real time during pre-game and at half time, they have 15 minutes to sit, listen to the opposing team make their changes, and then tell their players what to do on both offense and defense, presumably in the last 2-3 minutes of the halftime break (after the other team is finished).
Even if listening in could be accomplished, it would not only not be helpful, it would probably result in the team being more confused and disjointed than before.
"Hey, guys, fuck those plays we've been working on all season and adjusted last week. Here's the new play, you have 20 seconds to memorize it...ok?"
Hire the Mass Staties to do it.
Then put out a press release stating so.
This Pats paranoia borders on the insane.
Then put out a press release stating so.
This Pats paranoia borders on the insane.
THe Mass Staties that Robert Kraft pays double time on Sunday's to for details on Sunday are independent? Conspiracy!!!!!bankshot1 said:
They're on the payroll Mike!!
Woops went Mazz by mistake.
Updated bug sweep details from Florio/PFT:
Sounds like this was driven by NFL Ops -- Kensil/Vincent still looking to exact another pound of flesh from the Patriots.
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/10/30/nfl-says-jets-did-not-request-bug-sweep/
Sounds like this was driven by NFL Ops -- Kensil/Vincent still looking to exact another pound of flesh from the Patriots.
11 out of 12 were deflated by 2 lbs.soxhop411 said:
All Colts balls were okay.
Tom said he only talked to JJ about Super bowl preparation and nothing else...
Last one on a document they knew they would be submitting into a legal environment. So yeah... I need a little more before I believe something from the NFL
Every week it's always something from some fucking loser. Meanwhile under the most intense high profile microscope imaginable the Patriots steamroll through the schedule like the other teams are the JV squad.
Haters and conspiracy theorists cannot be reasoned with.
Haters and conspiracy theorists cannot be reasoned with.
Why didn't the Jets just continue to adhere to the Rex Ryan-instituted Gillette locker room policy of speaking in pig latin?
The Patriots should be going third party. If the league organizes a sweep, the other team will know about it. I want the fuckers to get caught in a frame job.
Probably a simple miscommunication:
Bowles: All right, look, the Patriots are going to be prepared for everything we've already done. We need to change up the playbook. Put in place a jet sweep.
Chan Gailey: On it, boss.
Bowles: All right, look, the Patriots are going to be prepared for everything we've already done. We need to change up the playbook. Put in place a jet sweep.
Chan Gailey: On it, boss.
What else are the Patriots doing to prove their innocence?
They're almost certainly video recording the pregame measurements of their football air pressure. Does the new McNally wear a Go-Pro at all times when handling footballs?
Have they hired external security guards to affirm that no papers were removed from the visiting teams locker room pre-game?
Are they putting tracking devices on their video assistants and assistant coaches to prove they aren't spying on practices?
Perhaps they've hired PwC to audit their internal processes and are sending the results to the league and the end of every season?
Maybe Belichick takes a polygraph at the end of every day, simply answering a battery of 123 questions about ways in which he might have cheated.
They're almost certainly video recording the pregame measurements of their football air pressure. Does the new McNally wear a Go-Pro at all times when handling footballs?
Have they hired external security guards to affirm that no papers were removed from the visiting teams locker room pre-game?
Are they putting tracking devices on their video assistants and assistant coaches to prove they aren't spying on practices?
Perhaps they've hired PwC to audit their internal processes and are sending the results to the league and the end of every season?
Maybe Belichick takes a polygraph at the end of every day, simply answering a battery of 123 questions about ways in which he might have cheated.
But wait... why would the NFL need random and regular sweeps for bugs and other such devices if the Patriots are the cheatiest of cheaters and every other team is as pure as the driven snow?
Ben Volin @BenVolin 19s19 seconds ago
There was a second, brief run-in with NFL Security at Sunday's Pats-Jets game. Pats employees were questioned and cleared. Story coming
There was a second, brief run-in with NFL Security at Sunday's Pats-Jets game. Pats employees were questioned and cleared. Story coming
@BenVolin: Story: #Patriots had a second, brief run-in with NFL Security during #Jets game. Employees questioned and cleared http://www.bostonglobe.com/sports/2015/10/30/patriots-will-need-settle-center/S6CjFACOLG5KSETWpb3TqJ/story.html
If the story is that no one requested this and the league does routine and random checks... Volin is a bad person.RedOctober3829 said:
Guys, Volin may finally have figured out Spygate. Note he says "videotaping the game from an improper area". Progress!!!!
The way I figure it, these fools are adding 3 to 7 points to the point differential each week. Roger's legal brief this week. Now this. In a sane world, the line ought to be 14.5 before all is said and done for the Washington game.
Stars burn themselves out. These guys in the League and the media tools are adding fuel.
This is only party tongue-in-cheek. On a mission.
Stars burn themselves out. These guys in the League and the media tools are adding fuel.
This is only party tongue-in-cheek. On a mission.
Now this......
@jeffphowe: I was just told the real story of the Jets' paranoia from Sunday at Gillette. Posting to the blog ASAP.
@jeffphowe: I was just told the real story of the Jets' paranoia from Sunday at Gillette. Posting to the blog ASAP.
