#DFG: Canceling the Noise

[Corsi]

MIC CHECK

 

[dcdrew10]

Nothing could go that badly today.

Seriously. My first time resulted in a visit to Planned Parenthood.

 

[Jettisoned]

MIC CHECK WHOAAAAAAAAA

 

[Leather]

Late to make sure maximum viewership.

 

[Tito's Pullover]

Alan Thicke, Kristy Swanson's ex-husband, on a commercial on NFL Network right now.  I don't know what that means, but there it is.

 

[PBDWake]

Can't stream the PC at work, my F5 key is going to break.

 

[DaughtersofDougMirabelli]

Best case scenario: Revis resigning

Worst case: Some deflategate bullshit

 

[Harry Hooper]

 
Why would he do that?

. I may not get there with you...

 

[snowmanny]

I might vomit.

 

[Al Zarilla]

Got to be Pats found out what happened with the footballs and they're coming clean.

 

[nighthob]

I'm going to be disappointed if the next rumor that emerges doesn't involve the phrase "Dark Arts".

I've found the smoking gun. I leafed through my copy of Necronomicon II: Rise of the Revenge and found the following illustration

 

[Ed Hillel]

I don't see it on my TV anywhere

 

[Corsi]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TwLOOFvzS4

 

[E5 Yaz]

. I may not get there with you...

 
Oh man, that's great

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

Why do I get the feeling that Bill might retire...

 

[Leather]

Maybe he pulls aside his face and reveals he is Vince Lombardi reincarnated and says "what now, assholes!"

 

[loshjott]

Got to be Pats found out what happened with the footballs and they're coming clean.

Unfortunately, I agree.

 

[wiffleballhero]

Patriots.com

 

[Jettisoned]

Best case scenario: Revis resigning

Worst case: Some deflategate bullshit

 
Hopefully Revis re-signs instead of resigning.  Not sure why he'd resign.

 

[Valek123]

Seriously. My first time resulted in a visit to Planned Parenthood.

That might be the worst I've ever heard of, thought performance counted in seconds was bad but man going to pp is brutal. Was #2 on the way home?

 

[Dollar]

All I'm getting on NFLN is fucking Shula.

 

[Pesky Pole]

Gotta watch this on ESPN so we can get hot takes from Brunell and Dungy when they're done.

 

[Al Zarilla]

Best case scenario: Revis resigning

Worst case: Some deflategate bullshit

Re-upping? Not enough words in the English language sometimes.

 

[DaughtersofDougMirabelli]

 
Hopefully Revis re-signs instead of resigning.  Not sure why he'd resign.

Yeah that one.

 

[E5 Yaz]

Gotta watch this on ESPN so we can get hot takes from Brunell and Dungy when they're done.

 
Dungy is NBC

 

[RIrooter09]

Griese took a 29 yard sack in Super Bowl VI?  What a fucking idiot.

 

[Ed Hillel]

Unfortunately, I agree.

 
Seems most likely.

 

[PedroKsBambino]

Patriots.com streaming the background and the mic.

 

[E5 Yaz]

Remember when BB had to have the doctors look at him briefly after the Ravens game ...

 

[dcdrew10]

That might be the worst I've ever heard of, thought performance counted in seconds was bad but man going to pp is brutal. Was #2 on the way home?

It took a while mentally to get back in the saddle.

 

[Section15Box113]

Gotta watch this on ESPN so we can get hot takes from Brunell and Dungy when they're done.

That might be the last thing I can handle.

 

[P'tucket rhymes with...]

Got to be Pats found out what happened with the footballs and they're coming clean.

Best guess.

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

All I'm getting on NFLN is fucking Shula.

My condolances. How many times has he uttered the phrase "get off my lawn"

 

[Pesky Pole]

Dungy is NBC

Dammit...who will provide the rebuttal if the Pats make some crazy claim like the field is 100 yards long.

 

[Valek123]

Remember when BB had to have the doctors look at him briefly after the Ravens game ...

Totally missed this, is it for real?

 

[Al Zarilla]

Remember when BB had to have the doctors look at him briefly after the Ravens game ...

No. What for?

 

[Infield Infidel]

Patriots.com streaming the background and the mic.

and intermittent laughter and I think someone's ringtone

 

[PedroKsBambino]

The delay is interesting---certainly suggests some stuff going on behind the scenes.

 

[Mystic Merlin]

Can hear some of the reporters bitching about the delay.
 
Fuck them.

 

[naclone]

would pats.com be tweeting tune-ins if it was bad news? no, right?

 

[E5 Yaz]

Delaygate

 

[brandonchristensen]

Remember when BB had to have the doctors look at him briefly after the Ravens game ...

The Pats are doctoring their coaches.

 

[Section15Box113]

Totally missed this, is it for real?

Yes. Never said what it was about. HIPAA and all...

 

[JerBear]

They're just screwing with the press, someone will come out in 10 minutes and say, "Just kidding, no press conference."

 

[soxfanSJCA]

BB is going to show his entire Offensive and Defensive gameplay against the Seahawks in the SB.
It will have every play, route, every single adjustment strategy, and personal groupings.
 
The Patriots will still win, Decisively

 

[PedroKsBambino]

Revis re-signing would be awesome trolling.
 
Maybe they signed Duron Carter to a futures contract?

 

[bsj]

This is quite late now. 

 

[Leather]

Belichick extension would be cool.

 

[SumnerH]

Belichick's just finishing up a sauna.  With some balls.

 

[P'tucket rhymes with...]

The delay is interesting---certainly suggests some stuff going on behind the scenes.

Either that or he's just trying to pee.  He is 62, after all.