UTI?DrewDawg said:How does Sirius XM NFL Radio tweet this: "Plot thickens"
Each team has its own bag of balls, both went into the bathroom.DrewDawg said:The bag had 24 balls in it. Somehow, this kid was able to differentiate between the Colts and Pats balls, and NAIL all 11 deflations in 90 seconds?
The Pats called their bluff and the NFL had a 5 and 7 unsuited.
He took the book in the bathroom and they forced him to buy it.GeorgeCostanza said:
edit: shit you meant the one where George can't return the book because it was "flagged" huh?
Me too.twibnotes said:I was thinking of the one when george brings the book into the bookstore bathroom and it is flagged thereafter.
Between the stage fright and having to fiddle around with the damn tweezers and magnifying glass....Papelbon's Poutine said:You should look into some flomax. How fucking long does it take you to piss?
Corsi said:
Yes, but it would also have been far more hygienic.DrewDawg said:Everyone realizes if the kid left the bag in the hallway unattended THAT would be the focus now right?
LuckyBen said:This is all amazing and yet ESPN will still be lost tomorrow
Hoya81 said:Each team has its own bag of balls, both went into the bathroom.
Morgan's Magic Snowplow said:If true, that's good news overall.
Lets see if any of these media geniuses can hit upon another explanation, besides deflating footballs, for why a man might stop in a bathroom for approximately 90 seconds before having to go stand on the side of the field for the next couple hours.
I find the soothing pastorial images very conducI've to......OnWisc said:Me too.
"What is *that* doing under center?"
90 seconds huh? Prostate issues already!Corsi said:Sounds to me like the kid took a piss.
LuckyBen said:This is all amazing and yet ESPN will still be lost tomorrow
steveluck7 said:/Roger
Our exhaustive investigation has found no evidence that this ballboy washed his hands
Employees MUST wash hands before returning to work
$500,000 fine and 2nd round pick
/Roger
That's why they call it the sluggo seam route.Myt1 said:We know when the ball boy took a piss but not whether an actual gauge test was done on the balls pregame or whether they were reinflatwded at halftime?
I got that right? Because if so, this is simply glorious. The league is literally a bunch of monkeys trying to fuck a football.
I love that detail. If anyone could find me a toilet that locks from the outside it'd be a bigger story than this.Corsi said:FROM THE INSIDE
This 1 million times over. Nothing makes it seem more evident that someone in the NFL "leadership" is trying to screw over the Pats or at least win the PR battle in advance of losing the war.Myt1 said:We know when the ball boy took a piss but not whether an actual gauge test was done on the balls pregame or whether they were rei flared at halftime?
I got that right? Because if so, this is simply glorious. The league is literally a bunch of monkeys trying to fuck a football.
mauidano said:90 seconds huh? Prostate issues already!
Seriously, am I the only one who takes a good 3 minutes to piss? I'm talking from withdrawal of the member, to evac, shake, and wash up?mauidano said:90 seconds huh? Prostate issues already!
And, yes, the photo accompanying this story was taken inside one of the bathrooms at Gillette Stadium. When NBC broadcast the Ravens-Patriots playoff game from Foxboro on January 10, Florio Jr. demanded pictures from the venue. Since he didn’t specify where he wanted them from, I took one inside the bathroom and texted it to him.
Peak Oil Can Boyd said:Since he was carrying both bags (Patriots AND Colts) are we sure this is the Patriots ball boy?
ScubaSteveAvery said:
I need the standard deviations of men's peeing times to provide an accurate analysis here. Anything less will NOT SUFFICE.
Law of Urination: all mammals empty their bladders over the same duration.
Many urological studies rely upon animal models such as rats and pigs whose urination physics and correlation to humans are poorly understood. Here we elucidate the hydrodynamics of urination across five orders of magnitude in animal mass. Using high-speed videography and flow rate measurement at Zoo Atlanta, we discover the "Law of Urination," which states animals empty their bladders over nearly constant duration of average 21 seconds (standard deviation 13 seconds). This feat is made possible by larger animals having longer urethras, thus higher gravitational force and flow speed. Smaller mammals are challenged during urination due to high viscous and surface tension forces that limit their urine to single drops. Our findings reveal the urethra constitutes as a flow enhancing device, enabling the urinary system to be scaled up without compromising its function. This study may help in the diagnosis of urinary problems in animals and in inspiring the design of scalable hydrodynamic systems based on those in nature.
I honestly can't tell if this is a real post or not - it's like,something out of the,onion. it is real the then the media just spent the day talking about a ball attendant taking a piss before the game, and this is the stupidest thing ever officially.Corsi said:
Haha, don't let bill nye get involved in this!!!Mark Schofield said:Tomorrow ESPN is gonna put a stopwatch on Ray Lewis and Mark Brunell as they take a piss.
And I would add, as many parents know, you should spend 20 seconds washing your hands and an additional 20 seconds rinsing for full germ killing effectiveness.BroodsSexton said:
BroodsSexton said:
do you have indoor plumbing???GeorgeCostanza said:Seriously, am I the only one who takes a good 3 minutes to piss? I'm talking from withdrawal of the member, to evac, shake, and wash up?
theapportioner said:
Average animal, 21 seconds. That ballboy was definitely up to no good in those extra 69 seconds.