Game 3, whalercanes vs. 2022 Conn Smythe Winner Jeremy Swayman and the Boston Bruins

[durandal1707]

Welp.

 

[The Napkin]

This is a non-competitive team playing out the string.

preach it Brick

 

[katnado]

Swayman overcommits and Carlo can't tie up his guy. Just shooting themselves in the foot over and over

 

[Bergs]

Carlo is horrible.

 

[Cotillion]

I'm going to try to clear through 2 canes and a bruin up the wall... jeebus...

 

[The Napkin]

Is Brick dead?

I half thought he might have just said fuck it and left after telling Jack - in not so many words - to shut the fuck up and stop bitching about the whistle when they didn’t call the obvious too many men.
not sure I would have blamed him

 

[cshea]

I half thought he might have just said fuck it and left after telling Jack - in not so many words - to shut the fuck up and stop bitching about the whistle when they didn’t call the obvious too many men.
not sure I would have blamed him

It felt like Jack did the first 5 or so minutes of the game solo.

 

[The Napkin]

It’s a library in there. Mother‘s Day Sunday. Gonna be a lot of empty seats.

 

[TSC]

Have the Bruins had any odd man rushes all series?

I can't think of one.

 

[IdiotKicker]

They have no space to operate and can’t create anything. They’re cooked.

 

[Ed Hillel]

Charlie could have lit Aho up there, and instead went for the puck. Bad decision.

 

[IdiotKicker]

I feel like this isn’t the team I saw for the second half of the year. They just don’t seem to have any legs or desire to be there. They have absolutely nothing right now.

 

[Cotillion]

Oh yay... back to the PP where they've been hot trash... maybe this time something good...

 

[durandal1707]

Have a man advantage, Carolina player falls down, still has plenty of time to clear.

 

[Ed Hillel]

Ugh, can't bury a rebound.

 

[NJ_Sox_Fan]

Bleh

 

[MiracleOfO2704]

They’ve never been physically fast, but now they’re mentally slow too.

 

[JCizzle]

Booooooooooooooo

 

[The Napkin]

Finally a decent chance and Gryz shoots 5 feet wide

 

[Ed Hillel]

Missed the fucking net LOL

 

[Cotillion]

What an amazing entry... MArchand and Pasta skate in each other's hips...

 

[NJ_Sox_Fan]

Just horrible

 

[Rico Guapo]

They have no structure out there and look like shit.

 

[cshea]

Finally a decent chance and Gryz shoots 5 feet wide

After taking 10 minutes to pull the trigger.

 

[ifmanis5]

Missed the fucking net LOL

Embarrassingly bad. This is hard to watch.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Missed the fucking net LOL

Glen Wesley weeps.

 

[FisksFinger]

Bruins are playing at half speed and Canes are on fast forward

 

[MiracleOfO2704]

Probably your season here, boys. Whaddaya want?

 

[IdiotKicker]

I’m basically always optimistic that they can make something work, but they look like hot garbage and that they don’t want to work through it. It’s just ugly and uninspiring in every way right now. They aren’t doing a single thing well.

 

[ifmanis5]

Coyle shortie!

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

FUCK YEAH!

 

[katnado]

SHORTY!!!!!

 

[MiracleOfO2704]

CHAAAAAAAAAAAAHLIE FROM WEYMOUTH!

 

[The Napkin]

Well now

 

[NJ_Sox_Fan]

Life!

 

[Jordu]

FUCK YEAH!

 

[FisksFinger]

Let’s fucking go!

 

[ArmyBoSoxFan]

LFG!!!!

 

[TSC]

THERE'S A FUCKING ODD MAN RUSH

 

[durandal1707]

COYLE CARES!

 

[RSN Diaspora]

I do love me a shorty

 

[ifmanis5]

Perfect pass. Love to see it.

 

[IdiotKicker]

As I said, they suck. I hope they continue to suck. Give us lots of fucking suck. Four more sucks.

 

[The Napkin]

Hell of a pass

 

[Ed Hillel]

Beautiful play, especially that pass.

 

[JCizzle]

That is one of the more unexpected things, but fuck yes!!

 

[ifmanis5]

Swayman huge.

 

[Ed Hillel]

Why wasn't that icing?

 

[Rico Guapo]

Life! LFG!

 

[durandal1707]

Huge stop by Swayman.