Game 6 at Florida---Get the Job Done

Ferm Sheller

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I'll riff on the Celtics game thread title since it worked for them. Nothing to say here but just win and end this series.
 

54thMA

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Patriots nail their #1 pick; check
Celtics close out the Hawks; check
Red Sox didn't lose last night; check (a night off will do that)
Bruins; you're on deck, eliminate these assclowns.
 

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Hoping to see Swayman tonight. Linus hasn’t had this heavy of a workload all season and has looked good but a little off. Give him a breather and worst case, we have a fresh Ullmark on Sunday.
 

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Hoping to see Swayman tonight. Linus hasn’t had this heavy of a workload all season and has looked good but a little off. Give him a breather and worst case, we have a fresh Ullmark on Sunday.
It's a reasonable suggestion, but I don't think we want to entertain that game seven scenario. I'd rather see the experienced hand in there tonight, even if game 5 wasn't his best showing and he hadn't played five consecutive games all season.
 

Ed Hillel

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The Bruins need to win so we get a 2 day rest. Fans need their rest, too.
 

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I did, too. Then I went to bed early, and my cat sniffed my face at sunrise and fucked it all up. He’s now BANNED from the bed again.
Ha basically ditto. Once the Pats traded down I went to bed. I was thrilled to wake up to the Gonzalez news and the C's win.

And my fucking dog started scratching herself and making all kids of noise at like 5:05 and I was more or less awake for the day. So I'm still tired.
 

Shaky Walton

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None of the FL fans around me at game 4 thought they would be back at home for game 6.

NONE of them.

End this madness now.
 

Salem's Lot

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Win or lose tonight, after Forbort gets beat for his normal two goals that are directly on him, I wish someone in the supposedly “tough Boston sports media” would call Montgomery on the carpet in the post game as to what the fuck he sees in this fucking stiff that makes him think he deserves to play?
 

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As my high school shop teacher used to say, “quit jerking off.” The bruins should heed that advice.

(It worked last night in the c’s thread)
 

Salem's Lot

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I would love to see a summary of every time that Florida was in the Bruins zone for more than 30 seconds. I would bet that Forbort was on the ice for 85% of those sequences.
 

wiffleballhero

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I was having such a nice day here in the sunshine but the Forbort news has really got me down.

I mean, part of it is that it makes me seriously doubt the judgment of Montgomery, who I have been so impressed by all year.

But come on!
 

durandal1707

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Bruins are still the better team, even if they handicap themselves by playing their 8th defenseman. Win.
 

durandal1707

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But for real, did Forbort inherit the blackmail materials the Ritchie family had on Sweeney or something?
 

Salem's Lot

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But for real, did Forbort inherit the blackmail materials the Ritchie family had on Sweeney or something?
No. It’s the Bruins. They can’t help stepping on their own dicks when it comes to big defenseman. It doesn’t matter how big the guy is if he can’t fucking play.
 

Red Right Ankle

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WTF is this the Port Cellar? Getting this whiny shit outta here.

The Bs are going to mash the Panthers into the ground tonight and the Frobot is going to kill a man with a trident.
 

Rosey Ruzicka

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It would be nice for a change if the refs don’t give Florida free power plays every time Tkachuk falls down.
 

Boston Brawler

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May need a reliable stream. I don’t know which game AFN is playing.

I am waking up at 1:30 AM for this, and I have a 24 hour duty starting at 8 AM. Please win.
 

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Will be monitoring B’s from Fenway. Always enjoy the crowd reacting to Bruins’ scores.
 

Bowhemian

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Based on my performance in the game 5 game thread, I'll not be gamethreading this evening. Good luck everyone!
 

Haunted

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They're going to win 6-2 tonight. They'll go up big, Florida will have a couple of ref-and/or-turnover-bs goals and then they'll score 2 empty netters. Wednesday pissed the Bruins off and they're going to choke the life out of shitty Florida early.


Unfortunately, I expect nonsense after every whistle. Sticks in the face, pushing and shoving, snowing Ullmark constantly. Don't take the bait. Just win.