It's the NFL Week 1 Game Thread

[Jnai]

"clinton dicks" you guys.

 
haha

 

[rodderick]

Quick passes to whoever Maxwell is covering seems to be the gameplan now.

 

[johnmd20]

Lucky they had no whistle blow there.

 

[Deathofthebambino]

Was it Simms there that called Kuhn before the play?  Very good call by him.

 

[86spike]

Kuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhn!

 

[theapportioner]

Kuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhn!

 

 

[Deathofthebambino]

UTSA leading Arizona 14-13.  For those that don't know, UTSA knocked off Houston last week. 
 
Don't judge me.  I can't even make it through commercials without getting antsy for football.

 

[ivanvamp]

Quick passes to whoever Maxwell is covering seems to be the gameplan now.

 
Yep.  That's a tactic you'll likely see most teams try to employ, I think.  Until Seattle stops it.  Which probably won't take that long.

 

[johnmd20]

UTSA leading Arizona 14-13.  For those that don't know, UTSA knocked off Houston last week. 
 
Don't judge me.  I can't even make it through commercials without getting antsy for football.

 
I'm judging.

 

[DanoooME]

3rd and 1, this is Lynch running left.  Everybody knows it.  Will they get the first down?

 

[ScubaSteveAvery]

Jesus Christ, Clay Matthews. 

 

[Ed Hillel]

Blatant hold on Matthews.

 

[Ed Hillel]

Wow, what a fake!

 

[Deathofthebambino]

Lockett is a player.  Let the fantasy bum rush for that guy begin.

 

[ScubaSteveAvery]

That was awesome.  

 

[quint]

Holy hell that was gorgeous.

 

[Stitch01]

Nice play design. Big drive after the holding call.

 

[rodderick]

Beautiful play, perfect execution.

 

[DanoooME]

Lockett is a player.  Let the fantasy bum rush for that guy begin.

 
He's the Clifford Franklin of the Seahawks.

 

[Leather]

Is that a Phish chant?!

 

[Kliq]

GB's d just looked awful. Holy smokes, how do you whiff that bad on a read option? Did the entire team forget that you can still throw the ball as long as you are behind the line of scrimmage?

 

[Deathofthebambino]

Wait, that's not Lockett.  That's the French one, Lockette.  Totally different guy.

 

[BornToRun]

I feel like both teams are competing to see who's special teams unit could look shittier

 

[theapportioner]

Wait, that's not Lockett.  That's the French one, Lockette.  Totally different guy.

 
This is like one of the first 40 images you get when you Google "Lockette".
 

 

[CoffeeNerdness]

Is that a Phish chant?!

http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-films-presents/0ap2000000307714/NFL-Films-Presents-Phish-and-Russell-Wilson

 

[Deathofthebambino]

I'm pretty happy I don't know who she is.  Although that drink does look refreshing.

 

[Deathofthebambino]

UTSA 16-13

 

[axx]

Nice going, Bulaga has a concussion

 

[Jnai]

Wow. That was awful defense.

 

[Leather]

http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-films-presents/0ap2000000307714/NFL-Films-Presents-Phish-and-Russell-Wilson

Lol.

 

[DanoooME]

Fucking Wagner didn't even have to grab him.

 

[ifmanis5]

Rodgers throwing on the run really is a thing of beauty.

 

[Jnai]

What hapened to the line of scrimmage graphic?

 

[axx]

What hapened to the line of scrimmage graphic?

 
It's subtle, I kind of like it

 

[Leather]

Hahah. Ya like I give a shit what happened.

 

[soxhop411]

That kid who beeps commercial was weird.

 

[BornToRun]

That kid who beeps commercial was weird.

Seconded. That was just messed up.

 

[DanoooME]

Lynch keeps this up they are going to have to pay him next year too.

 

[rodderick]

HaHa looking like shit in the tackling department.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Lynch is an absolute beast.  Mercy.

 

[Time to Mo Vaughn]

How the hell did Seattle get Lynch for a 4th and a conditional (that became a 5th)?

 

[ifmanis5]

These are two pretty good football teams.

 

[Kliq]

The fact that Seattle gets Wilson for 705k this year is criminal.

 

[Leather]

I dunno. GB looks kind of iffy.

 

[DanoooME]

Pass rush for Seattle is a problem so far.

 

[quint]

How the hell did Seattle get Lynch for a 4th and a conditional (that became a 5th)?

 
Not many remember, mostly because it's the Bills, but Buffalo drafted a record 12 consecutive running backs in the first round between 1997-2008. Detroit later tried to follow this disastrous path of non success only with wide receivers.
 
Both were highly effective. 

 

[Kliq]

Who is this Coach T, and why should I care?

 

[riboflav]

Will the real game thread please stand up

 

[tims4wins]

Plus Lynch wasn't very good in Buffalo and really wasn't all that good in Seattle until the beastquake. IIRC his YPC that season was like 3.7

 

[BornToRun]

What the fuck was he thinking?