NFL Draft Rd.1: Discussion, Rumors, Rumblings, Spoilers Gamethread

[kelpapa]

Trevor Lawrence looks like a guy who only looks at himself when he's talking to someone on Facetime.

You don't?

 

[Nator]

This abomination could only happen in Cleveland.

 

[bsj]

Jacksonville wont be too big for him?

Thats good I guess

 

[brandonchristensen]

QUIET THE PICK IS IN!

 

[brandonchristensen]

You don't?

I do. But he does it in a more girly way.

 

[PedroKsBambino]

So... how will the Jests screw this up?

"Jets select....Markelle Fultz"

 

[McBride11]

Is that man in a leopard shirt with long hair like Trevor's shaman?

 

[brandonchristensen]

He must hate that he's stuck in Jacksonville.

 

[doc]

Is that Wilson's mom?

 

[Beomoose]

Wilson's mom looks like she seduced the pool boy into murdering her husband.

 

[tims4wins]

B-U-S-T BUST BUST BUST

oops autocorrect for JETS

 

[McBride11]

Also what channel people on. Im on NFLN thinking itd be less fluff. But I want to be part of the mocking of announcers

 

[doc]

So... how will the Jests screw this up?

Draft Jack Wilson?

 

[luckiestman]

Is that Wilson's mom?

If it is a beautiful woman, yes

 

[Jerry’s Curl]

Is that Wilson's mom?

Stiffler’s mom

 

[brandonchristensen]

I look forward to him getting sacked by a 400 pound lineman.

 

[brandonchristensen]

Is that Wilson's mom?

That's Wilson!

 

[kartvelo]

Why ae they interviewing Jane Lynch?

Edit: My mistake. It was Sarah Jessica Parker.

 

[Reggie's Racquet]

Trevor Lawrence has a good dog, I’ll give him that.

There’s only one dog I care about tonight and I hope Bill let’s him make the pick.

 

[brandonchristensen]

Thank God the Jets clock is already going. I'm surprised they didn't wait until now to start the clock.

 

[ifmanis5]

Wilson's mom looks like she seduced the pool boy into murdering her husband.

She can have the body buried in the Meadowlands, win-win.

 

[azsoxpatsfan]

That's Wilson!

Some tweet I saw said Zack Wilson looks like the guy that plays Zack Wilson in a Disney channel movie about Zack Wilson and i think thats accurate

 

[Jungleland]

As bad as this has been this is about to be a wild ride for the next 90 minutes. Expecting disappointment but otherwise going to enjoy it.

 

[Jerry’s Curl]

I’m nervous and preparing to be underwhelmed.

 

[dirtynine]

Very confused about the decorating motif in Lawrence’s house

 

[Ed Hillel]

Man, he is gonna be hateable. Hopefully in a funny he sucks kinda way.

 

[mauf]

Trying to decide what I think of Lawrence skipping the green room to hang with his family. I think I like it.

 

[mauf]

Very confused about the decorating motif in Lawrence’s house

These are usually rental houses.

 

[E5 Yaz]

Jets select Zach Morris ... Bayside High School

 

[azsoxpatsfan]

Zack Wilson plays like a shortstop? Wouldn’t you prefer he play like a qb?

 

[doc]

With that headband Wilson looks like he belongs in Cobra Kai

 

[brandonchristensen]

It would be cool if the Jags picked someone totally unexpected and fucked everyone else up.

 

[azsoxpatsfan]

Rich eisen having to talk about the jets ineptitude is funny

 

[luckiestman]

With that headband Wilson looks like he belongs in Cobra Kai

No Mercy

 

[SoxinSeattle]

When did "appreciate you" become the white sporty guy salutation?

 

[OnWisc]

This is unintelligible.

 

[E5 Yaz]

"elite quarterback hair"

 

[brandonchristensen]

Some tweet I saw said Zack Wilson looks like the guy that plays Zack Wilson in a Disney channel movie about Zack Wilson and i think thats accurate

Definitely.

 

[Marbleheader]

The chair must be a meme by now

 

[McBride11]

Wait, WHO GOT IN THE CHAIR??

 

[azsoxpatsfan]

It’s funny that nextgen stats gives the players ratings like their in madden

 

[luckiestman]

What a dime piece my QB is

 

[Beomoose]

Whomever decided RG needed to make a 3-minute-long walk to the podium for every pick needs to be fired into the sun.

 

[Section30]

What a great commentary on the Jets, since 2013, 1st rd. picks have been cut/cut/traded/traded/traded/traded/traded/traded.

 

[Ferm Sheller]

Okay, things get interesting starting now.

 

[tims4wins]

The chair must be a meme by now

Need Bernie

 

[The Mort Report]

time for shit to get real

 

[brandonchristensen]

Imagine being those 'fans' dancing in the outfits.

Cringey.

 

[BaseballJones]

The chair must be a meme by now

Someone needs to put Bernie in that chair.

EDIT: dammit @tims4wins

 

[EddieYost]

Cmon Mac Jones