Our Chowdah Laughs Five Ways At Your Shitty Chili...

[YTF]

Last night was a disgrace BUT I'm willing to give the team a mulligan if they can revert back to playing a better brand of baseball. Cut down on the Ks, stop handling the baseball like it's covered in shit, get on base, run often and run smaht. WELCOME BACK WILE E!!!!

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Wreck the Reds

 

[YTF]

Their shortstop has 15 errors already. Can you even imagine?

 

[Sin Duda]

Great title to the thread, YTF. Cincinnatians seem to like it, but that chili spaghetti combo is disgusting. Pivetta, 3.88 ERA vs. Montas 4.62. Go Sox!

 

[LynnRice75]

Their shortstop has 15 errors already. Can you even imagine?

And we’ve had like 15 shortstops!

I’m headed away for two weeks abroad. (A hiatus from teaching.) Hopefully, I can manage zones and wifi and still post series-starting poems… though the winning percentage on opening games may improve if I miss a couple.

 

[YTF]

Great title to the thread, YTF. Cincinnatians seem to like it, but that chili spaghetti combo is disgusting. Pivetta, 3.88 ERA vs. Montas 4.62. Go Sox!

I've never actually had the official Cincy Chili, so I'm not really sure what all the hub bub's about. That said, I make decent chili and find it to be just OK over a smaller type pasta. I can't imagine how that eats ladled over spaghetti. Guessing the chili is more of a meat sauce with spices? Kind of a thinned out, hot dog meat sauce.

 

[Curt S Loew]

I've never actually had the official Cincy Chili, so I'm not really sure what all the hub bub's about. That said, I make decent chili and find it to be just OK over a smaller type pasta. I can't imagine how that eats ladled over spaghetti. Guessing the chili is more of a meat sauce with spices? Kind of a thinned out, hot dog meat sauce.

Yeah. It's not Chili. It's more Sloppy Joe.

 

[Lose Remerswaal]

16 years ago a battalion of SoSHers invaded Cincinnati and are ballpark food and drank lots of beer and crossed the street when the Don’t Walk sign was eliminated. And we certainly avoided that shitty chili. And @BoSoxLady tried to seduce at least one member of the BoSox.

 

[InsideTheParker]

I've never actually had the official Cincy Chili, so I'm not really sure what all the hub bub's about. That said, I make decent chili and find it to be just OK over a smaller type pasta. I can't imagine how that eats ladled over spaghetti. Guessing the chili is more of a meat sauce with spices? Kind of a thinned out, hot dog meat sauce.

My husband makes great chili. I have mine over spaghetti with grated cheddar, and I love it. The chili is not thin, but chunky. No problem. Yummy.
GEAUX, SOX!!!!!!!!!!!!Make @YTF a winner, even if he thinks hubbub is two words.

 

[The Gray Eagle]

Many people in New England think chili is bland brown soup with loads of kidney beans. I wouldn't put that junk over pasta (or eat it at all actually.) Real chili is meat stewed with chili peppers. That could be good over spaghetti, if it's done right.

 

[E5 Yaz]

1. Jarren Duran (L) LF
2. Wilyer Abreu (L) RF
3. Connor Wong (R) C
4. Rafael Devers (L) 3B
5. Enmanuel Valdez (L) 2B
6. Masataka Yoshida (L) DH
7. Dominic Smith (L) 1B
8. David Hamilton (L) SS
9. Ceddanne Rafaela (R) CF

 

[Dewey's 'stache]

Abreu is back in the lineup! Yippi Kae Yea!

 

[YTF]

My husband makes great chili. I have mine over spaghetti with grated cheddar, and I love it. The chili is not thin, but chunky. No problem. Yummy.
GEAUX, SOX!!!!!!!!!!!!Make @YTF a winner, even if he thinks hubbub is two words.

Hub and bub are two words, just not in the way I intended. Do I get 1/2 credit?

 

[InsideTheParker]

Hub and bub are two words, just not in the way I intended. Do I get 1/2 credit?

As you may know, I used to teach English. I would not downgrade you for that, just point it out. On the other hand, if you "persist in error," look out!

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

I forgot Montas was involved in this

Before the 2013 trade deadline, the Red Sox traded Montas and fellow minor leaguers J. B. Wendelken and Cleuluis Rondon to the Chicago White Sox in a three-team trade, where Jake Peavy went from the White Sox to the Red Sox, José Iglesias went from the Red Sox to the Detroit Tigers, Avisaíl García went from the Tigers to the White Sox, and Brayan Villarreal went from the Tigers to the Red Sox.

 

[Lose Remerswaal]

If you had told me two years ago that Wong would be hitting third in our lineup and I agreed with that positioning AND the team would seemingly be competitive, I’d have laughed at you

 

[soxhop411]

View: https://twitter.com/peteabe/status/1804580065310801978?s=46

As a joke, Alex Cora called Jarren Duran into the office after the game last night and told him he was getting his first day off of the season. “F—- that,” Duran said.

 

[S. H. Frog]

It's pretty good, but not chili. Win today, Red Sox

 

[mauidano]

View: https://twitter.com/peteabe/status/1804580065310801978?s=46

Players gotta play.

 

[Cassvt2023]

A big game from Yoshida seems overdue.

 

[derekson]

A big game from Yoshida seems overdue.

4 groundouts to 2nd?

 

[Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat]

It's pretty good, but not chili. Win today, Red Sox

Similar to Chicago pizza not being pizza but being pretty good.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

The Walking Triple has singled.

 

[YTF]

Bingo, right up the middle.

 

[InsideTheParker]

Yikes. Not what we were hoping for on Wile's return.

 

[YTF]

That was quick.

 

[YTF]

Off the glove or the butt.?

 

[InsideTheParker]

Bad words.

 

[YTF]

No doubt about that one.

 

[mauidano]

That escalated quickly.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Pivetta: Not dominant

 

[JOBU]

That uh, was hit well.

 

[Reggie's Racquet]

We do we suck against bad teams?

 

[DeadlySplitter]

Enough with the gopher balls, this team can’t score without them

 

[mauidano]

Geez Raffy, take one down the middle and swing at one at your eyes.

 

[InsideTheParker]

Given his talent, I have been disappointed by Devers' recent performance.

 

[derekson]

What happened to patient at bats?

 

[DeadlySplitter]

4 groundouts to 2nd?

1 down

 

[derekson]

4 groundouts to 2nd?

Theres 1

 

[barclay]

In the words of BB King, The thrill is gone.

 

[Joe Shlabotnick]

And I was so encouraged by their recent play.

 

[Jeff2434]

Do we DFA Yoshida? When is it enough?

 

[LogansDad]

God, I was really excited by the Yoshida signing, loved what we got the first half of last year, but now just don't see any way he should be playing for this team.

What a disaster.

 

[YTF]

Do we DFA Yoshida? When is it enough?

No we don't.

 

[Jeff2434]

No we don't.

Is there an alternative? DL stint? I just don’t see how you can justify rolling him out there

 

[YTF]

Is there an alternative? DL stint? I just don’t see how you can justify rolling him out there

Sure they can bring Dalbec back up.

 

[MFYankees]

Oh FFS - that man is SLOOOOOOW

 

[InsideTheParker]

Gosh, I thought he'd be safe.

 

[Jeff2434]

Sure they can bring Dalbec back up.

I know he made an error yesterday but at least Dalbec offers position versatility….

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

As a joke, Alex Cora called Masataka Yoshida into the office after the game last night and told him he was going to have his first game without grounding out to second base. “F—- that,” Yoshida said.