Week 1 Game Thread

mwonow

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Great grandpa, when you used to watch NFL on radio, did the game log used to go punt-punt-punt-FG-punt-punt-TD-punt-punt-punt-punt-punt-time; punt-punt-punt-punt-downs-punt-punt?
 

Marciano490

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Just turning this on. Collinsworth sounds like he aged 100 years over the offseason. He’s rambling.
 

Deathofthebambino

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Sweet throw Mitch.

Hey Nagy, you have over 2 minutes left, you're on the 16 yard line. You know it's still legal to run the ball once in a while?
 

Kliq

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This game has just been three hours of pure torture for Bears fans. Anytime something good has happened to them it’s been instantly negated.
 

Marciano490

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LOL just Googled Bears backup QB. It's Chase Daniel, FYI.
You didn’t see him trying to awkwardly high five Cohen on the sidelines a few minutes back?

The Trubisky trade has to be one of the dumbest in history.
 

Deathofthebambino

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The Bears have called 49 pass plays (including the 4 sacks of Mitch and his 3 runs where he scrambled) and 12 rushing attempts.

They have 3 points.

What's the definition of insanity again?
 

mwonow

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Good news: Gonna get it back with 1:30 or so!
Bad: 3 points in 58:30; Trubinsky
 

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Eh have you guys not been watching the bears offense tonight? Throwing there was very low risk for Green Bay. What does it matter if the bears have more time when they arnt going to be able to do anything with it
 

DJnVa

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Why would you throw a 2 yard pass in that situation where the guy cannot get out of bounds.

NFL teams are dumb.
 

Kliq

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The announcers are so bad. All anyone outside of that booth is talking about is how bad Trubisky and the Bears’ offense was tonight, and they never mention it at all. Way to capture the narrative of the game fellas.
 
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Dear ALL NON-PATRIOTS FANS,

10-3 opening night and Mitchell Trubisky is what you get for bitching about a defensive gem of a super bowl. Fuck you.
 

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Green Bay 10, Chicago 3: "What a tremendous defensive performance by Green Bay! Such promising defenders."

Super Bowl score of 13-3: "What a snooze-fest! Nothing happened! What a bunch of losers those Rams are, just handing it to them!"
 

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The announcers are so bad. All anyone outside of that booth is talking about is how bad Trubisky and the Bears’ offense was tonight, and they never mention it at all. Way to capture the narrative of the game fellas.
They’re the premier national guys. Very rarely do any of them lay into another team.
 

BornToRun

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Green Bay 10, Chicago 3: "What a tremendous defensive performance by Green Bay! Such promising defenders."

Super Bowl score of 13-3: "What a snooze-fest! Nothing happened! What a bunch of losers those Rams are, just handing it to them!"
Do not lament the nation’s tears. Instead, savor the taste of them.
 

BaseballJones

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Great grandpa, when you used to watch NFL on radio, did the game log used to go punt-punt-punt-FG-punt-punt-TD-punt-punt-punt-punt-punt-time; punt-punt-punt-punt-downs-punt-punt?
We just won a Super Bowl that was essentially this. It’s ok to have these kinds of games once in a while.
 

bigq

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We just won a Super Bowl that was essentially this. It’s ok to have these kinds of games once in a while.
29 total points scored in the past two games! That’s only 14.5 points per game! The NFL has a big problem! Fans want to see high end QB play and a bazillion TDs! Immediate rule changes are needed that favor offenses! Owners have to do something quick to bring the league back to greatness and end this era of defensive dominance and unwatchable low scoring snoozefests! Protect the Shield! PROTECT THE SHIELD!!!