Week 14 Game Thread

[Al Zarilla]

 Fuck Pete Carroll (doesn't want to call SF - SEA a rivalry because he doesn't want to assign any more importance to it  than any other game). Just fuck him. 
 
And I typed that before I read DeJesus' post, honest. 

 

[Ed Hillel]

Isn't that a PF on Decker for taking his helmet off and yelling at the guy?

 

[Ed Hillel]

Griffin looks like he doesn't know where he is and Decker's screaming at him for faking.

 

[Ed Hillel]

Fuck Welker.

 

[CoffeeNerdness]

Denver routinely has players sit down to slow down opposing teams.  Fuck Decker.

 

[SeoulSoxFan]

Pollard is the AJ Pierzynski of the NFL

 

[Ed Hillel]

Wow, what a dumb penalty by Tenn. No bearing on the play whatsoever.

 

[Mystic Merlin]

Wow, what a dumb penalty by Tenn. No bearing on the play whatsoever.

 
Not sure how I feel about that.  Welker was going to block him, and he got taken down.

 

[Ed Hillel]

 
Not sure how I feel about that.  Welker was going to block him, and he got taken down.

 
Yeah, it's a tough one, but technically the ball wasn't in the air yet. So I guess it was the right call?

 

[JCizzle]

Seattle gets away with murder, ridiculous.

 

[DeJesus Built My Hotrod]

Seattle gets away with murder, ridiculous.

 
Of course.  They may be the dirtiest defense in the NFL.  And they are led by a choirboy.

 

[Ed Hillel]

Pollard gets a personal foul. Of course.

 

[Mystic Merlin]

Fuck Pollard

 

[shawnrbu]

So much for the "Peyton can't play in the cold" meme.

 

[johnmd20]

Larry Fitzgerald is really easy to root for.

 

[Ed Hillel]

Adderral rage on the Seattle sidelines.

 

[JCizzle]

Did they just say he threw a helmet into someone's face?! Sounds like a nice guy, jeesh.

 

[DeJesus Built My Hotrod]

It would be awesome if Golden Tate's last name was Taint instead.

 

[DeJesus Built My Hotrod]

Russell Wilson is pretty damn good.

 

[Morgan's Magic Snowplow]

Russell Wilson >>>> Colin Kaepernick

 

[SeoulSoxFan]

It would be awesome if Golden Tate's last name was Taint instead.

 
Or Sombrero, or Showers, or a number of gilded choices.

 

[fineyoungarm]

Russell Wilson is pretty damn good.

 
Too bad he plays for Pete Carroll.

 

[JCizzle]

Willis looks like shit today, no awareness at all on that play.

 

[Ed Hillel]

Come on with that call against Tennessee. Decker chicken-winged him.

 

[johnmd20]

Man, the Pete Carroll hate is pretty legendary at this point. Why? His days with the Pats were 15 years ago. Who cares now?

 

[SeoulSoxFan]

Shitty call on Verner covering Decker

 

[fineyoungarm]

Man, the Pete Carroll hate is pretty legendary at this point. Why? His days with the Pats were 15 years ago. Who cares now?

 
Years of cheating at USC.  And mouth breathing.

 

[SeoulSoxFan]

Man, the Pete Carroll hate is pretty legendary at this point. Why? His days with the Pats were 15 years ago. Who cares now?

 
Grating personality?

 

[Ed Hillel]

I was prescient, Welker is dead.

 

[Ed Hillel]

That's another concussion for Welker.

 

[fineyoungarm]

 
Grating personality?

 
Bullshit ebullience

 

[SeoulSoxFan]

Come on with that call against Tennessee. Decker chicken-winged him.

 
Edstradamus at work

 

[Ed Hillel]

Nope, some other guy.

 

[CaptainLaddie]

Pollard may have just killed Welker's head.
 
Edit: not Pollard.

 

[CaptainLaddie]

Not even a bad or ugly hit.  No helmet to helmet.

 

[SeoulSoxFan]

Jesus Welker's neck bent really quickly and hard the other way.

 

[CoffeeNerdness]

Another concussion would be terrible news for Welker.

 

[JCizzle]

I don't think I've seen them run anything underneath at all for Kaepernick. It's all 10+ yards downfield. He's struggling, just give him a few easy passes to get it going.

 

[Ed Hillel]

Here comes a 65 yard FG attempt in a 20 degree day.

 

[Ed Hillel]

New NFL record for Matt Prater.

 

[SeoulSoxFan]

Try that at Gillette Prater. 

 

[E5 Yaz]

Gronk, AP, Welker

 

[Al Zarilla]

New NFL record for Matt Prater.

Asterisk it for where he kicked it. 

 

[Mystic Merlin]

FGs in Denver should be like marathon times with there's a tailwind, for the purposes of records.
 
EDIT - Nantz's reaction was wholly unwarranted, as well.

 

[CoffeeNerdness]

Jim Nance just exploded cum out of every pore, sphincter, and orifice on his body.

 

[axx]

Somewhere Nick Saban weeps.

 

[E5 Yaz]

Cue the Humidor

 

[mascho]

Jim Nance just exploded cum out of every pore, sphincter, and orifice on his body.

 
And I just exploded vomit out of my mouth.

 

[E5 Yaz]

Jim Nance just exploded cum out of every pore, sphincter, and orifice on his body.

 
Not bad for a dead guy

 

[Ed Hillel]

Sherman crying lol.