Week 2 - Miami: Let’s Groove Tonight

Groovenstein

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Here’s the thing: I don’t remember the protocol. Is it Wednesday? The last one was Thursday. I’ve lurked here for two decades and I don’t damned remember. I’m concussed and I have a ten-day-old. And I don’t think I’ve ever started one of these. Maybe one.

You know what? With love, fuck it. Maybe this team needs a shake-up, and groove knows no protocol; groove is in the heart.

Know what else? U can’t hold no groove if u ain’t got no pocket.

Let’s fucking groove tonight.
 

sodenj5

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Here’s the thing: I don’t remember the protocol. Is it Wednesday? The last one was Thursday. I’ve lurked here for two decades and I don’t damned remember. I’m concussed and I have a ten-day-old. And I don’t think I’ve ever started one of these. Maybe one.

You know what? With love, fuck it. Maybe this team needs a shake-up, and groove knows no protocol; groove is in the heart.

Know what else? U can’t hold no groove if u ain’t got no pocket.

Let’s fucking groove tonight.
Congrats on the baby. Strap in for the next few weeks. You’ll get some sleep eventually.
 

Shaky Walton

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Sending good wishes to Groovenstein Baby, Groovenstein Mommy (or Daddy) and the Patriots Offensive Line. Without the latter, we will have absolutely NO pocket.

Go Pats. Squish and otherwise destroy that utterly despicable team and their hideous fans.
 

54thMA

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Sending good wishes to Groovenstein Baby, Groovenstein Mommy (or Daddy) and the Patriots Offensive Line. Without the latter, we will have absolutely NO pocket.

Go Pats. Squish and otherwise destroy that utterly despicable team and their hideous fans.
Seeing the Squish the Fish game live will always be in my top 5 greatest sports moments and I've been to Super Bowl wins (and losses) and WS clinching wins.

Beating them in Miami was tremendous considering the futility the Patriots had experienced winning down there, I don't think anyone outside of New England gave them a shot in that game, they didn't just win, they pummeled Miami, that franchise literally has never recovered from that loss.

And their fans; Mother of God, the fights in the stands, profanity and vile comments directed at Patriots fans...........and those were the women.

I was down there with about a dozen of my friends as one of my friends had an Uncle who was a Miami season ticket holder, he got us tickets no problem. After the game, we played it low key, went to a bar to celebrate and again, the plan was to keep it low key as we were in enemy territory.

None of us had any gear on, we stowed our hats away in our back pockets. A waitress brings us a round of drinks, one of my friends says "So what did you think of the game today?"............she comes back with "That game sucked; FUCK the Patriots and their asshole fans from Boston!!"................

Ok then; out came the hats, out came the over the top celebration, a bunch of other Patriots fans there chimed in, we basically took over that bar, it was glorious.

They are, have been and always will be at the top of my most hated fan base list.

Yankee fans are a close second, but they can crow with all the WS titles they've won.

Miami hasn't won a Super Bowl in close to 50 years/been to one in close to 40 years.

Yet their fans talk and yammer and yammer and talk.

Kick their asses tomorrow night.
 

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I really do hate the dolphins. The fans are so happy they have Hill and so eager to defend how the team bullied Martin or interfered with Brady’s contract or we’re just making a joke when they offered Flores money to lose games or were non negligent in letting Tua play again after concussions and so confident that they’re an amazing organization.

Squish the fish.
 

rymflaherty

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I really do hate the dolphins. The fans are so happy they have Hill and so eager to defend how the team bullied Martin or interfered with Brady’s contract or we’re just making a joke when they offered Flores money to lose games or were non negligent in letting Tua play again after concussions and so confident that they’re an amazing organization.

Squish the fish.
You forgot what brings us the most joy,
All Dolphins fans jerk off, at least once a week, to the Tyree helmet catch and the Patriots undefeated season going up in flames.
 

greek_gawd_of_walks

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That's what you call a walkoff! Brady so good with the footwork and the bomb.
Probably my favorite non-playoff win. It's a dumb thing to declare. Show me the intentional safety game against Denver, the goal line stand in Indy or the Brady to Thompkins game winner preluding the Ortiz walkoff and I may change my mind. In fact...

Dick Enberg with a pretty phenomenal call too.
 

sodenj5

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Just adding in here what I said in the Dolphins thread earlier in the week: not having Armstead isn’t ideal, but Kendall Lamm looked very capable last week against the Chargers, and I would rather have Armstead closer to full strength later this year than at 75% for tonight.

Phillips was a late scratch Friday, and a back injury is one that can linger. Another instance where I’d rather see him sit out a week or two than fighting a back strain half the season.
 

Over Guapo Grande

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Wondering what the OL will look like. Kick MikeO out wide, have Mafi at RG, and then one of the new guys at LT ? I am sure we will get warmup tweets (xeets) shortly...
 

worm0082

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NBC blasting rap music instrumentals over all the highlights is very annoying. Cant hear the people talking at all.
 

allstonite

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Cool let’s do a segment to make tyreke seem like a human and not the wife beating monster he is