Week 2 - Miami: Let’s Groove Tonight

[Dr. Gonzo]

Needed that

 

[Section15Box113]

Red sleeves!

 

[heavyde050]

Great third down stop. Great move by Judon. Great series by the defense. Now have the offense get a TD.

 

[Ale Xander]

When was the last time that the Celtics were by far the best team in Boston? 1981?

84

 

[Brohamer of the Gods]

“This season, all meetings will be conducted via text. No speaking is allowed.”

"Snort, so I decided that all practices will be held at 2AM, with no lights."

 

[Cellar-Door]

Did Miami have any negative plays in the first half, ie sack or run stopped behind the line? I don’t think so. Oof.

one run that was part of the nice hold for a FG on the first drive

 

[alydar]

Ask and it shall be so, I guess!

Did Miami have any negative plays in the first half, ie sack or run stopped behind the line? I don’t think so. Oof.

 

[IdiotKicker]

Now we go.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Drive it down their fucking throats.

 

[ifmanis5]

View: https://twitter.com/ezlazar/status/1703589904016437719

Marcus Jones has been ruled out for the rest of the game with a shoulder injury.

 

[The Mort Report]

I still can’t believe Rham didn’t recover Pop’s fumble.

eh, the replay from behind him made me think he had no chance

 

[rodderick]

That play by Dugger was huge. Aside from him everyone was blocked up, if he's not there to make the tackle that's another big chunk.

 

[Dollar]

Mac has never won a game when the other team scored 25 or more. You have to go back to Cam to find the last time they did it.

Please don't make me do that.

 

[Groovenstein]

Either that, or he figures out how much the league can fine him for not participating.

Nothing but “Im just here so I don’t get fined” at press conferences

 

[Average Game James]

Catch the ball! Block! Don’t hold!

Trying to keep my asks reasonable…

 

[Preacher]

I was looking into this and I think the way more scary number is that they win about 35% of their games when the opponent scored over 10 and 25% when they score over 14. Since 2021 they have won more games in which they gave up 10 points or fewer than they won against teams that scored more than 10. Nevermind 25 points, any time the opponent shows a semblance of offensive competence they've struggled. Average points allowed in their last 16 wins is 11.

Oh shit. I didn’t realize how bad it is.

 

[Dr. Gonzo]

Get Douglas in, please

 

[RG33]

I mean, yes, that's part of it. What, do those games not count? Don't even know what the point is here.

I had the same reaction about comparing the last 2 seasons with different players and coaches to this season

 

[rodderick]

I had the same reaction about comparing the last 2 seasons with different players and coaches to this season

Yeah, zero continuity there.

 

[IdiotKicker]

MONDRE

 

[shawnrbu]

Why so conservative on 2nd and short? Where’s the play action?

 

[rodderick]

Parker is looking more shifty than I remember.

 

[8slim]

It’s pretty weird that Bill’s strategy on D is to make a team run long drives and count on them stalling out, turning the ball over, etc.

And yet on O he’s employing precisely the strategy he wants to see on D.

 

[RG33]

Yeah, zero continuity there.

There really isn’t. And we are 6 quarters deep on this season.

 

[DeadlySplitter]

2nd & 1 not converted.

 

[ragnarok725]

Parker has done some things after the catch tonight which is interesting.

 

[shawnrbu]

Another 2nd and 1 run.

 

[Ed Hillel]

That spot is terrible come on

 

[MiracleOfO2704]

Was that even a screen? It looked like just a basic pass right to the spot Parker started at.

 

[ifmanis5]

Pathetic blocking.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

We are horrible.

 

[Ale Xander]

So obvious

 

[8slim]

JFC. Toss sweep 7 yards behind the line on a 3rd and 1. What the fuck is that.

 

[rodderick]

You gotta be fucking kidding me.

 

[E5 Yaz]

No one blocked him

 

[MiracleOfO2704]

I can’t with this offense…

 

[The Mort Report]

WHY

 

[ngruz25]

WHYYYY run a pitch there.

 

[Ed Hillel]

Did Mac just audible into that?

 

[shawnrbu]

Nice audible.

 

[Harry Hooper]

You knew that play would fail when the OL couldn't even break the huddle in sync.

 

[heavyde050]

Pitch on third and short. Just wow.

 

[OurF'ingCity]

Booooo

 

[Just a bit outside]

Great audible.

 

[Tim Salmon]

Don't ever call Rover again.

 

[NJ_Sox_Fan]

They’re play calling is shit

 

[IdiotKicker]

The blocking is horrific.

 

[Section15Box113]

Hated that call. Fuck me.

 

[Average Game James]

I fucking hate 3rd & 1 toss plays

 

[Helmet Head]

Nice audible